Current Events > Scenario: You're on a date with the woman of your dreams. However,

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C
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C

Call Say
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up
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C for cuck
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C wins
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C wins.

You use the nearby payphone.

Now calling ... Dawkins.

"Yo, what the fuck?" Dawkins sounds agitated on the phone. "Why'd you call me? I'm in the middle of posting another video of myself getting into a pointless argument with police? What? @The_Doge got kidnapped? By Japanese girls? You want me to help? Sure, if it's for Doge. Oh, and you want me to call them, too?"

Dawkins calls Newports. Newports calls @Vegy. Vegy calls @_PandaMaster_. @_PandaMaster_ calls @Sayoria.

The 6 of you arrive at the nearby Hooters.

"Alright, guys," you say. "We have to rescue Doge and get my car back. What's the plan?"

what you do

A) Dawkins's plan: Film yourselves and post it on YouTube. Hope for the viewers to track Reina and Julia down.
B) Head to your girlfriend's home. If they're not there, Reina's home
C) Vegy's plan: Post on CE to get other CEmen involved.
D) Call the police like normal people
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C) Vegy's plan: Post on CE to get other CEgals involved.
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your vote doesn't count vegy
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B
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C

Votes from every specific user in the story don't count
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B

B
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A
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Her friend sounds ugly as fuck.
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Kitt posted...

Her friend sounds ugly as fuck.

picture this with bleached blonde hair and tan skin. that's how she look like
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Scotty_Rogers posted...

Votes from every specific user in the story don't count

This sounds like a great way to kill your own topic
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SHADOW0106 posted...

Scotty_Rogers posted...

Votes from every specific user in the story don't count

This sounds like a great way to kill your own topic

i'm referring to votes from vegy, doge, dawkins, newports, pandamaster, sayoria, etc.

votes from named users who have roles in the story shouldn't count, because they could just vote to have the story play out in their favor. that's cheap
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Scotty_Rogers posted...

Kitt posted...

Her friend sounds ugly as fuck.

picture this with bleached blonde hair and tan skin. that's how she look like

Disgusting.

The lady in the picture looks nice though.
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B, try to nail that big racked chick
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A
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b wins
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B.

"Fuck y'all plans," you tell everyone else. "We're going to my girlfriend Julia's house"

Silence.

"Uh, anyone got a car?"

"I just took a plane," Vegy says. Everyone else nods in agreement.

Y'all take a train to Julia's place.

"She ain't here! Fuck" you shout. However, as you turn to the side, you notice the pie on the counter. One slice is missing. Now that's story's getting scary because you come to realize that Julia is allergic to cherries.

The possiblity of her cheating on you with Reina is looking more likely. Speaking of Reina, you and the CEmen go to her place next.

Suspense builds as you approach the front door. You open it. Suddenly, Reina throws herself on you. "Senpaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"

You feel her breasts press against you. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

"What, what the fuck's going on!" you ask.

"I love you!" Reina screams. "I never wanted Julia to date you! I wanted you! I'm sorry I was so mean!"

"Where's Doge?" you ask.

"Who?" Reina asks.

"Weren't you and Julia with a guy?" you ask.

"Huh? No" Reina replies.

"Wait, where's Julia?" you ask.

"I ... I ..." Reina is silent.

"WHAT DID YOU DO?" suddenly Julia shouts.

Suddenly, Julia pushes Reina off of you. "I won't let you take him from me!" Julia is on top of you now.

"Where the fuck is Doge?" you ask.

"Who the fuck cares?" Vegy asks. "These bitches are offering you a threesome. If you're not gonna do it, let someone else here!"

"Indeed," Doge says, appearing from the rooftop. "What's gonna be, CUCK?"

What you doing.

A) Threesome with Julia and Reina
B) Leave. This situation is too weird.
C) Stay to get cucked.
D) You're forgetting something aren't you? Ask what happened to your car
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C is for cuck.
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Up
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pls respond
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C
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up
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cphNpqKpKc4
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C

more votes
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C
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C wins.
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C wins.

"This shit is just too weird," you say. "I'm sorry"

"B-but senpaiiiiiiiii!" Reina screams, grabbing your arm.

"Bitch, you need therapy" you shake her off and sit on a chair. "Do what you want, guys"

Doge smirks. Vegy smirks. Dawkins smirks. Newports smirks. Sayoria smirks. Panda smirks.

Suddenly, you hear someone else smirking.

"You made your decision," that voice says. "You're gonna have to live with it"

Everyone except Reina and Julia are confused.

"He's here!" Julia says, happy.

"Sukotti-sama!" Reina shouts, happy.

Scotty Rogers appears.

"I'm getting laid tonight" Scotty says. "See ya, cucks"

Scotty takes Julia and Reina into the nearby bedroom to bang.

"What the fuck?" Vegy says.

What you doing

A) Storm in the room and beat the shit out of Scotty with the other CEmen
B) Go home and drink a beer
C) Cry with the other CEmen
D) Beg Julia and Reina to dump Scotty and come back to you
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CE is the fucking worst

Actively choosing to get cucked vs. a 3-way with a hot Japanese chick

EDIT: Since we're steering into the skid here,

C
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Anyone else, sure. Not Scotty.

A

A
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A
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Muffinz0rz posted...

CE is the fucking worst

Actively choosing to get cucked vs. a 3-way with a hot Japanese chick

EDIT: Since we're steering into the skid here,

C

Doge was trying to get very laid
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A
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Is Jameel going to ruin the fun like he always does?
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A wins.
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Watch us get some lame ass storyline where Scotty beats everyone's asses and still gets laid, because he's the one writing this shit out.

A.

"Are we really getting cucked by Scotty?" Vegy asks. "Of all da peeple?"

"Fuck it," says Doge. "Let's kick his ass!"

"Dankyawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww," shouts Newports, drooling.

Dawkins pulls out his smartphone.

You all storm in the bedroom.

"What the fuck?" asks Scotty.

"Fuck you, Scotty," you say as you sock Scotty in the face.

"Scotty-sama!" Reina shouts.

Scotty is on the floor. You and Vegy start stomping on him. Suddenly Doge pushes you both out of the way.

"I was trying to get laid, dammit!" shouts Doge as he punches and kicks Scotty on the floor. "Who the fuck do you think you are?"

Panda starts talking to himself about Sonic and Megaman.

Dawkins is filming it.

"Dankyawwwwwwwwwwwwwww," shouts Newports before collapsing.

"That's enough!" shouts Julia.

Julia appears, holding a shotgun.

"Shit!" shout Doge and Vegy.

"J-J-J-Julia," you stutter.

"I loved you," Julia says, tearing up. "But you thought I was weird. Now ... you beat my man? How could you?

Panda is still talking to himself about Sonic and Megaman.

What you do

A) Beg for forgiveness.
B) Use Scotty's body as a shield when Julia presses the trigger
C) Fuck it. Let yourself get shot.
D) Run
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B

B
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D
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B
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B
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B wins.
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