Current Events > Reminder: It's been over two decades, and there's still no turkey Pokemon.

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ForestLogic
11/23/17 7:10:26 PM
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Game Freak can't do anything fucking right.


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Trigg3rH4ppy
11/23/17 7:12:29 PM
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I only want one if it's Z move involves lobbing stuffing balls at it's opponent, and finishing them off with a ***shot of gravy from off screen. Just like 2 little poots.
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Jerry_Hellyeah
11/23/17 7:13:41 PM
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Only if every one you catch is holding Leftovers and learns Hypnosis.
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pegusus123456
11/23/17 7:15:02 PM
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I thought Mewtwo was the turkey Pokemon.

The jive turkey Pokemon.
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WilliamPorygon
11/23/17 7:15:28 PM
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ForestLogic posted...
Game Freak can't do anything fucking right.


No shit, where's my Pokmon?
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Duncanwii
11/23/17 7:16:14 PM
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I made up a Pokemon line that started off with an ugly turkey called Drabird and evolve d into a beautiful peacock called Beautipea.
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Gafemage
11/23/17 7:17:11 PM
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I wonder what a turkey Pokemon's stats would be... I'm guessing mostly defensive, with particularly above-average HP...
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ForestLogic
11/23/17 8:12:09 PM
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Gafemage posted...
I wonder what a turkey Pokemon's stats would be... I'm guessing mostly defensive, with particularly above-average HP...


Yeah man, definitely defense oriented. I like the idea mentioned already about hypnosis.

Maybe Psychic/Flying or Ground/Flying.
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L0Z
11/23/17 8:14:25 PM
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Yet there is a sword and an ice cream cone pokemon

Wait forgot 1 a chandelier pokemon
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ForestLogic
11/23/17 8:16:34 PM
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Yo don't knock Vanillish. Those guys are awesome.
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King Rial
11/23/17 8:17:45 PM
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ForestLogic posted...
Yo don't knock Vanillish. Those guys are awesome.

And super cute!
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Kitt
11/23/17 8:18:13 PM
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Isn't there a Pokemon that look like car keys? lol
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Gafemage
11/23/17 8:19:38 PM
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ForestLogic posted...
Gafemage posted...
I wonder what a turkey Pokemon's stats would be... I'm guessing mostly defensive, with particularly above-average HP...


Yeah man, definitely defense oriented. I like the idea mentioned already about hypnosis.

Maybe Psychic/Flying or Ground/Flying.


I'd guess probably Flying/Ground, if not another boring Flying/Normal combo... possibly Flying/Fighting, or maybe even just Normal...
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Phantom_Nook
11/23/17 8:22:23 PM
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L0Z posted...
Yet there is a sword and an ice cream cone pokemon

Wait forgot 1 a chandelier pokemon

The sword and chandelier are awesome.
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BlackHorse6969
11/23/17 8:23:04 PM
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ForestLogic
11/23/17 8:31:42 PM
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BlackHorse6969 posted...
uh HO-OH


Not sure if serious but jus in case, you mean the phoenix...?
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BlackHorse6969
11/23/17 8:41:22 PM
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ForestLogic posted...
BlackHorse6969 posted...
uh HO-OH


Not sure if serious but jus in case, you mean the phoenix...?

moltres is a phoenix. ho-oh is a turkey
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Phantom_Nook
11/23/17 8:57:32 PM
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BlackHorse6969 posted...
ForestLogic posted...
BlackHorse6969 posted...
uh HO-OH


Not sure if serious but jus in case, you mean the phoenix...?

moltres is a phoenix. ho-oh is a turkey

Moltres is just a fire bird. Ho-oh is a phoenix.
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Xelltrix
11/23/17 9:00:30 PM
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It would almost certainly be Normal/Flying and a defensive Pokemon.
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VerisimiIitude
11/23/17 9:02:08 PM
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Kitt posted...
Isn't there a Pokemon that look like car keys? lol

Technically it collects keys but yeah klefki is a pretty silly design.
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JohnLennon8
11/23/17 9:03:44 PM
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They'd just fuck it up,

I'm honestly surprised they made a toucan Pokemon, with a type that makes sense, and without a stupid name.
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pegusus123456
11/23/17 9:04:26 PM
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VerisimiIitude posted...
Kitt posted...
Isn't there a Pokemon that look like car keys? lol

Technically it collects keys but yeah klefki is a pretty silly design.

That's even sillier because it means it's just a ring

oh god do they use them as cock rings
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ForestLogic
11/23/17 9:05:34 PM
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JohnLennon8 posted...
They'd just fuck it up,

I'm honestly surprised they made a toucan Pokemon, with a type that makes sense, and without a stupid name.


Tbqh I feel like most of the bird Pokemon are pretty great.

Braviary is a GOAT Pokemon, Talonflame is badass, old standbys like Noctowl and Pidgeot are good too.

Toucannon was great too. I love flying Pokemon.
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JohnLennon8
11/23/17 9:06:25 PM
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Nothing wrong with a key ring Pokemon, the only problem is how it was implemented. The pink on it looks stupid and so do the eyes.
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Vertania
11/23/17 9:13:48 PM
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There needs to be a raven Pokemon; preferably a three-legged one.

And no, Murkrow/Honchkrow don't count.
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ForestLogic
11/23/17 11:45:50 PM
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Vertania posted...
There needs to be a raven Pokemon; preferably a three-legged one.

And no, Murkrow/Honchkrow don't count.


I was thinking about this yesterday. Murkrow and Hochkrow are cool and all, but I want a legit crow. Like, a nice dapper, streamlined mofo that looks cool.
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ElatedVenusaur
11/24/17 12:05:07 AM
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A turkey would have been good for Poke New York(Unova). Oh well.
Sounds like good fodder for a starter bird.
Kind of hoping the next Pokemon game is based on Australia, so we get a Ground/Poison emu. Poison everything, really.
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ForestLogic
11/24/17 12:56:46 AM
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There was so much missed opportunity for Murican animals in Unova... The pigeon and Braviary and Bouffalant and ice cream were great, but we could've used a new Hitmon, definitely a turkey, maybe a corn Pokemon...
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