Current Events > What do you think sex with Donald Trump is like?

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Do you think he's a passionate lover, carefully attune to you and your needs? Or do you think he nuts and rolls over?

Gross
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It is my belief that Donald Trump hasn't had an orgasm since 2009.
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He probably just collapses right on top of you after, and you die of suffocation
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I think he nuts and rolls over. Ans then the next day, boasts about how he gave his woman 10 orgasms in one night, and how he's the best lover around.

Reported

Just imagine his old, wrinkled, orange skin on top of you. You can smell his breath. It reeks of cheese and sausage. Whisps of His toupee hairs fall and tickle your face. A drip of sweat beads up on his forehead and falls to your lips. It's salty and somewhat sour. The entire time he says "so nice. Really nice. The most nice." His workout has caused his natural body odor to seep through his pores. It's a hint of old spice deodorant mixed with diced onions. He pulls out and nuts on the blankets just so you have to sleep on the wet spot.
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