Current Events > watching others play morrowind for the first time is hilarious

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was letting my son play morrowind and he got to vivec and found the dead ordinator. i told him to loot all the gear and he does. then he gets swarmed by the other ordinators and starts crying
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Yeah, watching children cry is hilarious.

the game is broken
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That seems less like watching and more like you're fucking up his game on purpose
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Lmao
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its part of a quest. equipping that armor makes you kos in vivec
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I feel you TC. Just the other day when my 3 year old was running past me in the kitchen, I stuck my foot out and he went down hard on the hardwood. Shit was hilarious
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Know how you feel TC. Nothing is more funny than shoving my kids down the stairs.

his game isnt ruined fyi. i made sure he didnt save. just thought it was funny. everyone thats ever played the game learned the hard way that looting that armor is a mistake
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jfc you yall are acting like its abuse. hes 7 and always gets angry or cries when his character dies in games
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Bluebomber182 posted...

hes 7 and always gets angry or cries when his character dies in games

Probably cause his dad gives him intentionally wrong advice
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It takes a special kind of human garbage parent to enjoy watching their child cry.
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he cries & rages when he dies in smo and i never gave him bad advice there. hes 7 and has to learn to not cry over small shit like video games
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Bluebomber182 posted...

he cries & rages when he dies in smo and i never gave him bad advice there. hes 7 and has to learn to not cry over small shit like video games

Surely laughing at him for expressing those kinds of emotions will ensure he grows into an emotionaly stable adult...
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This thread literally had my loling
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Tbqh you sound like a bully
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I'm shocked and appalled by your abusive behavior, TC. I've sent a message to the admins to contact your local CPS to look into this incident
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a couple months ago i took him out for ice cream and he wanted sprinkles. turns out they didnt have rainbow ones and just had chocolate. he start crying over that. he cries at the drop of a hat
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It's kinda cool that a kid that young has the attention span for Morrowind. Is he enjoying it otherwise?
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For his next birthday give him some bootstraps and tell him he's practically a man now, but then cut the bottoms of the straps so when he tries to pull himself up he'll hit himself in the face and you can laugh at him some more
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Asherlee10 posted...

I bet TC didn't expect these responses.

CE has developed some form of a moral backbone recently

Shits weird yo
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yeah he loves it. we play it together and give him advice on what to do. the only 'bad' advice i gave him was looting that armor but he wanted to so i didnt stop him. fyi he also rages when he gets attacked by cliff racers and that sure aint my fault
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Bluebomber182 posted...

fyi he also rages when he gets attacked by cliff racers and that sure aint my fault

Bullshit you probably installed a mod that triples the number of cliff racers
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Leight_Weight posted...

Lmao

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i did no such thing. its the og xbox version hes playing and iirc that doesnt allow mods
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That's kind of a dick move, man.

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Bluebomber182 posted...

fyi he also rages when he gets attacked by cliff racers and that sure aint my fault

Bullshit you probably installed a mod that triples the number of cliff racers

Lmao!
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