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Sex-Machine 11/21/17 9:44:58 AM #1:	Sex-Machine is Chad-Incarnate --- I'm like a sex machine... <cite>Sex-Machine posted [p:890798792] in Sex-Machin... [t:76015346]...</cite> <quote>Sex-Machine is Chad-Incarnate</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SageHarpuia 11/21/17 9:46:18 AM #2:	Inb4 b7 --- My name is Harpuia, one of the four Guardians of Master X and General of the Strong Air Battalion, The Rekku Army. <cite>SageHarpuia posted [p:890798833] in Sex-Machin... [t:76015346]...</cite> <quote>Inb4 b7</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sex-Machine 11/21/17 9:49:03 AM #3:	Sex-Machine makes love to women Sex-Machine doesnt get banned --- I'm like a sex machine... <cite>Sex-Machine posted [p:890798897] in Sex-Machin... [t:76015346]...</cite> <quote>Sex-Machine makes love to women Sex-Machine doesnt get banned</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 11/21/17 9:53:43 AM #4:	I have a feeling this topic is going to end with a suicide post. --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B**, I'm adorable. <cite>Kitt posted [p:890799059] in Sex-Machin... [t:76015346]...</cite> <quote>I have a feeling this topic is going to end with a suicide post.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin 11/21/17 9:55:16 AM #5:	Sex-Machine posted... Sex-Machine makes love to women Sex-Machine doesnt get banned Machines cant love. --- "its okay a lizard ate me and elucidated my fate" - MJ_Max on Dark Souls 3DSFC : 0860-3930-2170 \| NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:890799108] in Sex-Machin... [t:76015346]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sex-Machine posted...</cite> <quote>Sex-Machine makes love to women Sex-Machine doesnt get banned</quote> Machines cant love.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
courier_nv 11/21/17 9:56:24 AM #6:	HOGrider topic <cite>courier_nv posted [p:890799152] in Sex-Machin... [t:76015346]...</cite> <quote>HOGrider topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Silver Bearings 11/21/17 10:06:05 AM #7:	Too bad StrikeGently isn't around anymore. We could have a douche-off. --- "Employee demonstrates an acceptable level of competence." #2 Tom Brady Fan, Local Disc Golf Champion <cite>Silver Bearings posted [p:890799521] in Sex-Machin... [t:76015346]...</cite> <quote>Too bad StrikeGently isn't around anymore. We could have a douche-off.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sex-Machine 11/21/17 10:07:15 AM #8:	Silver Bearings posted... Too bad StrikeGently isn't around anymore. We could have a douche-off. Sex-Machine has many lovely mirrors. Maybe I could lend you one. --- I'm like a sex machine... <cite>Sex-Machine posted [p:890799566] in Sex-Machin... [t:76015346]...</cite> <quote><cite>Silver Bearings posted...</cite> <quote>Too bad StrikeGently isn't around anymore. We could have a douche-off.</quote> Sex-Machine has many lovely mirrors. Maybe I could lend you one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Silver Bearings 11/21/17 10:11:01 AM #9:	Sex-Machine posted... Silver Bearings posted... Too bad StrikeGently isn't around anymore. We could have a douche-off. Sex-Machine has many lovely mirrors. Maybe I could lend you one. I have a mirror, and I'm happy with what I see. Except for this scar on my chin because I fell down after drinking too much and busted it on the sidewalk. I was merrily frolicking across the street arm-and-arm with a pretty lady when I forgot about the curb and chin-planted. Another pretty lady friend busted out tampon to quell the flow and they let ol' TamponFace into the next bar. Pretty Lady #1 cleaned me up, but I probably should have had stitches and now my chin has a lump because I think some of the chin hairs have ingrown due to my thick beard potential. But, c'est la vie...it builds character. Battle scars. --- "Employee demonstrates an acceptable level of competence." #2 Tom Brady Fan, Local Disc Golf Champion <cite>Silver Bearings posted [p:890799723] in Sex-Machin... [t:76015346]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sex-Machine posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Silver Bearings posted...</cite> <quote>Too bad StrikeGently isn't around anymore. We could have a douche-off.</quote> Sex-Machine has many lovely mirrors. Maybe I could lend you one.</quote> I have a mirror, and I'm happy with what I see. Except for this scar on my chin because I fell down after drinking too much and busted it on the sidewalk. I was merrily frolicking across the street arm-and-arm with a pretty lady when I forgot about the curb and chin-planted. Another pretty lady friend busted out tampon to quell the flow and they let ol' TamponFace into the next bar. Pretty Lady #1 cleaned me up, but I probably should have had stitches and now my chin has a lump because I think some of the chin hairs have ingrown due to my thick beard potential. But, c'est la vie...it builds character. Battle scars.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darker Cheshire 11/21/17 10:11:10 AM #10:	--- The only laws of matter are those which our mind must fabricate, And the only laws of mind are fabricated by matter. <cite>Darker Cheshire posted [p:890799733] in Sex-Machin... [t:76015346]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sex-Machine 11/21/17 10:13:54 AM #11:	Silver Bearings posted... Sex-Machine posted... Silver Bearings posted... Too bad StrikeGently isn't around anymore. We could have a douche-off. Sex-Machine has many lovely mirrors. Maybe I could lend you one. I have a mirror, and I'm happy with what I see. Except for this scar on my chin because I fell down after drinking too much and busted it on the sidewalk. I was merrily frolicking across the street arm-and-arm with a pretty lady when I forgot about the curb and chin-planted. Another pretty lady friend busted out tampon to quell the flow and they let ol' TamponFace into the next bar. Pretty Lady #1 cleaned me up, but I probably should have had stitches and now my chin has a lump because I think some of the chin hairs have ingrown due to my thick beard potential. But, c'est la vie...it builds character. Battle scars. Sex-Machine has no flaws in design --- I'm like a sex machine... <cite>Sex-Machine posted [p:890799819] in Sex-Machin... [t:76015346]...</cite> <quote><cite>Silver Bearings posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sex-Machine posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Silver Bearings posted...</cite> <quote>Too bad StrikeGently isn't around anymore. We could have a douche-off.</quote> Sex-Machine has many lovely mirrors. Maybe I could lend you one.</quote> I have a mirror, and I'm happy with what I see. Except for this scar on my chin because I fell down after drinking too much and busted it on the sidewalk. I was merrily frolicking across the street arm-and-arm with a pretty lady when I forgot about the curb and chin-planted. Another pretty lady friend busted out tampon to quell the flow and they let ol' TamponFace into the next bar. Pretty Lady #1 cleaned me up, but I probably should have had stitches and now my chin has a lump because I think some of the chin hairs have ingrown due to my thick beard potential. But, c'est la vie...it builds character. Battle scars.</quote> Sex-Machine has no flaws in design</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
E32005 11/21/17 10:15:29 AM #12:	I am machine --- http://i.imgur.com/LAvnefi.gif http://i.imgur.com/6kW9fXL.gif <cite>E32005 posted [p:890799885] in Sex-Machin... [t:76015346]...</cite> <quote>I am machine</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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