Current Events > I FINALLY got a match on tinder and I ruined it

(+) Yeah! (+)

Me: We have a lot in common, you and I
Her: maybe haha
Me: We both have arms and legs, I bet
Her: um.....that is not correct

Turns out she has no legs.
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Dodged a bullet there unless that's your fetish
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You: Well if it makes you feel better... one of my arms is bigger than the other... if you know what I mean...
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Xenozoa425 posted...

You: Well if it makes you feel better... one of my arms is bigger than the other... if you know what I mean...

These claws aren't just for attracting mates
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umm could you tell from her profile that that is the case?

>_>
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Wow, what are the odds.

You should have said something clever like "At least that keeps you from clamping up when you meet me IRL"
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LMAO

Seriously though, you can still make it work tbh with some clever humor, just gotta tread lightly.
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You'll say we've got nothing in common
No common ground to start from
And we're falling apart
You say the world has come between us
Our lives have come between us
Still I know you just don't care
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well are you still interested in her or is the no legs thing a deal breaker?

if you're still interested then even say something funny or apologize or something. you can still save it. like she seemed cool about it i guess.

if nothing else say "well i never been with a girl with no legs ;)"

@tadamoto kun
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