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I will edit or omit any confessions that might get me modded.

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MonsterZed posted...

I will edit or omit any confessions that might get me modded.

I have nothing to confess in that case.
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I don't actually have an iPhone X

I will someday release my home porn videos on the web when I am very old

I like to [...] onto my face.

I beat a guy up without warning him to put up his dukes.

When I was [...] I banged a girl and took pics. I still have the pics and look at them.

I am sexually attracted to lena dunham

I want to pound the fuck out of Vyrulisse. I will tell you all how later.

I was a foreverone virgin until I met my girlfriend Emily last month. I used to [enjoy myself] to coworkers everyday if they even gave me the slightest interaction.

Bump

Here we go! Again!!
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I don't get why people like The Doge account. What does he do that's so special? It's the same posts over and over with an occasional shitty image of the same thing with the same text over and over. What's so great about this meme? It's one of the worst memes I've ever seen and I thought it died out YEARS ago, so why do people enjoy this boring garbage? There's no point in pointing it out on the boards, either, because then you get the same unoriginal post by the gimmick "Wow much salt" or whatever unoriginal thing he says over and over.

Seriously, who dedicates all their time to such a horrible, boring, stupid ass gimmick? Go out and cure cancer [...]

Vyrulisse, sweet innocent Vyrulisse, how I would do so many nasty, naughty things to you.

[Literally goes into a multi-paragraph long spiel about extremely moddable shit about what they would do to another user]

Hoth is a [bad word]

Weird. CE is usually all over these topics.
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I [made a mess of] my pants at work twice this past week. That's a low-time record for the past few months.

One time I was driving to work for a very crucial meeting when I shit myself. I didnt have time to drive home so I just took off my underwear and used it to wipe the rest of the shit off. I threw the underwear out the window and went to my meeting.

The other night I was so proud of myself. For the first time in years, I was able to wake up during a wet dream and [avoid making a mess] as usual. Until then I had many near misses or sometimes I wouldn't wake up at all and would be a mess in the morning.

That is, I was proud until I realized people probably think thats sad.

Goatthief, Xsquadder, and Brutal make me embarrassed to post on CE.

FF Redux needs to turn himself in to the police. [...].

I am drinking caffeine free rooibos tea right now

I use a friends picture as my own on CE and people believe me.

Whoever posted the turtle story can fuck right the hell off for what you did. Turtles are amazing creatures.

I didnt post the turtle topic per se, but if someone posts it here you have to post it on CE. So post the fucking turtle topic

Or if you want a link with all the responses just PM me.

I pretend to support Trump, but in reality I think he's the worst thing to happen to America since the patriot act.

Goatthief is fucking [...]. Just as bad as hothlin.

I was heavily addicted to incest porn. I abused [stuff you shouldn't abuse] Lena Headey is gorgeous. I got a severe stomach cramp from sex yesterday.

Mist loves each and every one of you.

i had a little mental breakdown a few days ago. after failing to hurt myself I broke a part of the dishwasher and had to glue it back together, i was real worried someone would notice but nobody has yet

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Tag for Vy related confessions
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I like chocolate milk

I have an uncircumcised penis and I hate it. I always front for it but I cant stand the look of my flaccid dick.

I kissed a girl and I liked it.

I constantly defend Trump on these boards. Many people call me a Trumpanzee, but I despise the man and what he's doing to my country. Though, I can't do shit about the situation, and it triggers the fuck out of the lefties on here, so I go with it.

Man, felt good to get that off my chest. I'm also suspicious that most of my fellow supporters are similar to me. I find it very difficult that anyone can blindly support the guy the way some do on here.

These topics are terrible and used to Troll the fuck out of others.

[Extremely offensive and stupid ass post about transgendered people]

MonsterZed posted...

[Extremely offensive and stupid ass post about transgendered people]

To the person who posted it: we love you too. <3
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This topic sucks because you never post what I actually write. Have some balls and post my rants.

I think MonsterZed is perfect... And would do nasty thing to them

DuncanWii is [rude words].

MonsterZed posted...

This topic sucks because you never post what I actually write. Have some balls and post my rants.

I think MonsterZed is perfect... And would do nasty thing to them

DuncanWii is [rude words].

Someone has a crushing on you
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[MonsterZed is] a stupid piece of shit.

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If you thought my [transgender] rant was bad then you wouldnt want to know my thoughts on homosexuality.

I want to have sex with Vyrulisse.

One evening this past summer I caught a bee in a bottle. A few hours later I covered my [groin region] in honey and [deeded]. After I got [excited], I grabbed the bee with a pair of tweezers and forced it to sting me in the [groin region]. I didn't remove the stinger until after I [was done].

[Someone's psychotic desire to torture someone]

Hey posted...

Good topic

Not the bees!
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I wonder how many confessions are legit and not just sent to troll
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A lot of saltiness in this crop so far yikes.
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I put the screw in the tuna.
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Bumperino. These are always funny to read. Though I wonder why someone wants FF Redux arrested.
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Vyrulisse posted...

Bumperino. These are always funny to read. Though I wonder why someone wants FF Redux arrested.

He is an avid spreader of the gay agenda
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Well I got modded for one of these confessions, which I think is complete and utter stupid bullshit, so now I'm going to be a lot more harsh with my editing.

UnfairRepresent is the main account of WWEPropaganda.

I poisoned the planet in very subtle ways. I don't think I'll last much longer.

MonsterZed, I want to see you naked. ;D

I regularly post nudes and sext anonymously, but it'd seriously turn me on if they were leaked to ce

regards, a cegal

Booyah fatherfucker

i would like to cuddle mikablu

I have a legit crush on Vy, but I am too afraid to tell her. Id like to think weve become pretty decent friends for the years weve know each other, so I dont know I guess I just sort of developed a crush. She probably doesnt even like me as a friend tho. I think she hates me. :(

The moderators are offended to goddamn easily.

Which one got you modded?

ProtoManSPx posted...

Which one got you modded?

I'm guessing it was that stupid ass bee story one. I'm salty as fuck that the mods decided it was worth a karma loss, too. Fuck context, right?

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Hey TC if you happened to have a URL to a list of all the confessions in an uncensored state that you couldn't post. I would sure love to get that URL somehow.
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Yeah I don't feel like posting any of these confessions anymore. This bullshit ruined it all. Might as well let this topic die

No dude keep going. Some of these are pretty good.
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no tc pls. This is enjoyable.
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You can do it TC!
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Why should I if I'm going to get modded for stupid bullshit? I don't want to lose karma even after I censor this shit.

As you can see, I'm EXTREMELY salty right now.

Its only three karma
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That's the point of Karma, so you can post shit like this.

If you really don't want to, I can take over for you.
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I enjoy these topics quite a bit, if you want I will post them to take some of the chance of getting modded off of you.

Turtle story:
Someone tortured a turtle and cut of said turtles limbs, felt nothing.

Bee Story:
rubbed honey on self, forced be to sting self, deeded while stinger remained.
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Yeah. Karma is whatever. Only exists so you can do stuff like this without being axed tbh
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Yeah if you want to post some, go for it. The data populates in order so it's nice in that sense.

Funkydog posted...

Yeah. Karma is whatever. Only exists so you can do stuff like this without being axed tbh

What pisses me off is I censored it and still got modded. What's the cutoff? How heavily do I have to censor it? And did it really necessitate a karma loss? They always do NKLs when you quote moddable shit, so wouldn't that apply here too? what makes this magically 3kl but the other stuff NKL? It's inconsistent.

I have killed people before and their faces still haunt me.

I masturbate exclusively to an Australian Porn Actress, Kiki Vidis.

i'm a guy and i like my nipples played with

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i've probably finished while thinking of every attractive coworker in my office at least once.

When I was a kid, I used to not poop for like a week, and then when I would go, It'd be so big I would have to cut it with a knife.

I sometimes scratch and sniff my ass and then not wash my hands. I cant tell you how many hands Ive shook or hugs given to people after doing this.

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