Current Events > What feature(s) would make a smartphone worth paying $1,000 for?

Topic List
Page List: 1
YoshitoKikuchi
11/17/17 8:55:24 AM
#1:


In your opinion?
---
Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead
http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
stone
11/17/17 8:57:52 AM
#2:


Lasting more than 2 years before needing to change it because of slowdowns.
And a money printer you can plug in the USB port.
---
PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them
... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926
11/17/17 8:59:18 AM
#3:


TQAOVkU

Some of them have this mark on the back I guess, I assume that's why most people will pay this.
---
CE's Resident Scotsman.
http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata
11/17/17 9:00:23 AM
#4:


send texts with your mind, actually, control the whole phone with your mind
---
let's positive thinking
... Copied to Clipboard!
YookaLaylee
11/17/17 9:01:46 AM
#5:


The ability to play 4K 60 FPS games and coming with a good controller
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
stone
11/17/17 9:03:21 AM
#6:


A 60 inch screen.
---
PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them
... Copied to Clipboard!
SamuelHayden
11/17/17 9:03:43 AM
#7:


YoshitoKikuchi posted...
In your opinion?


- Gold plating
- night vision camera
- Jewelry branding (e.g. Rolex, Cartier, Audemars Piguet)
- Latest apple OS and the possibility to keep updating the firmware with time (no 'you can't get OS XX with your old phone cuz we're assholes' stuff)
- the fastest processor available
- the biggest memory available

Anyhing less is LMAO for a $1k phone
... Copied to Clipboard!
Caution998
11/17/17 9:08:48 AM
#8:


The ability to stop time and/or time travel.
---
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poli' meaning many, and the word 'ticks' meaning blood sucking parasites.
... Copied to Clipboard!
SamuelHayden
11/17/17 9:10:25 AM
#9:


Caution998 posted...
The ability to stop time and/or time travel.


*sigh*

it's too early for you to post all this stupid shit
... Copied to Clipboard!
Caution998
11/17/17 9:11:07 AM
#10:


It's a joke, ya goober.
---
The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poli' meaning many, and the word 'ticks' meaning blood sucking parasites.
... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926
11/17/17 9:18:09 AM
#11:


SamuelHayden posted...
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
In your opinion?


- Gold plating
- night vision camera
- Jewelry branding (e.g. Rolex, Cartier, Audemars Piguet)
- Latest apple OS and the possibility to keep updating the firmware with time (no 'you can't get OS XX with your old phone cuz we're assholes' stuff)
- the fastest processor available
- the biggest memory available

Anyhing less is LMAO for a $1k phone


Ok this sounds more like a $20k phone
---
CE's Resident Scotsman.
http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
SamuelHayden
11/17/17 9:25:05 AM
#12:


Caution998 posted...
It's a joke, ya goober.


fair enough... I just nerd out when it comes to this sort of topic lol
... Copied to Clipboard!
SamuelHayden
11/17/17 9:25:40 AM
#13:


pinky0926 posted...
SamuelHayden posted...
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
In your opinion?


- Gold plating
- night vision camera
- Jewelry branding (e.g. Rolex, Cartier, Audemars Piguet)
- Latest apple OS and the possibility to keep updating the firmware with time (no 'you can't get OS XX with your old phone cuz we're assholes' stuff)
- the fastest processor available
- the biggest memory available

Anyhing less is LMAO for a $1k phone


Ok this sounds more like a $20k phone


maybe without the gold plating?
... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX
11/17/17 9:26:24 AM
#14:


pinky0926 posted...
Some of them have this mark on the back I guess, I assume that's why most people will pay this.

Umm...you may want to take a second look at your image if you aren't already aware of it.
---
Hmm...
... Copied to Clipboard!
Anarchy_Juiblex
11/17/17 9:27:42 AM
#15:


For me?

120 Hz refresh screen
2k display
10k mAh battery, removable, yes, this phone would be a fucking brick, I'm okay with this.
SD expandable storage
Some level of water resistance
USB type C
Headphone jack
Very high quality DAC, something that can drive a decent set of cans
Latest gen Qualcomm SOC/cpu
At least 8 gigs of ram
256gigs of internal storage
Cameras that are competitive with the rest of the flagships, more focus on low high and HDR.
1080p 120fps video, I don't care about filming in 4k so they can sacrifice 4k for better 1080p video.
A SINGLE rear camera, so I can get one of those lens case/kits.
---
"Tolerance of intolerance is cowardice." ~ Ayaan Hirsi Ali
... Copied to Clipboard!
SHADOW0106
11/17/17 9:29:11 AM
#16:


Have a ad on that sucks me off
---
Looking for new sign GT My Lord Shadow :3DS FC 0791 2649 3488
... Copied to Clipboard!
Two_Dee
11/17/17 9:29:54 AM
#17:


... Copied to Clipboard!
Anarchy_Juiblex
11/17/17 9:30:36 AM
#18:


SHADOW0106 posted...
Have a ad on that sucks me off


iirc they have a fleshlight type device that you can connect your phone to and configure how it does it.
Also wifi butt plugs.
---
"Tolerance of intolerance is cowardice." ~ Ayaan Hirsi Ali
... Copied to Clipboard!
omega cookie
11/17/17 9:30:52 AM
#19:


Send texts, make calls, allow me to play my garbage gacha games. That's all I use my phone for now, and I paid... $800 for it?
---
FFRK: BRKB - Eiko - Guardian Mog
FFBE: 885,063,087 - Orlandeau - 931 ATK
... Copied to Clipboard!
FluttershyPony
11/17/17 9:37:26 AM
#20:


900$ worth of gemstones encrusted on it
... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243
11/17/17 9:37:32 AM
#21:


I have the Moto z force right now and I love it. It's the one with all the optional attachments like the 72 inch projector, speakers, professional camera, etc.

I can get the newer Moto Z2 force (can use mods and out performs note s8) with the projector for 720 bucks. I could getting Google daydream for another hundred and still have enough for either a battery pack mod or speaker without breaking over 1k.

So in short, I don't think I could see a phone that in itself is worth a thousand dollars right now. I can get all that and still be in the top tier performance wise.
---
I do drawings and stuff
https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz
... Copied to Clipboard!
SK8T3R215
11/17/17 9:38:45 AM
#22:


Headphone jack
---
New York Knicks, New York Jets, New York Yankees.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony
11/17/17 9:39:26 AM
#23:


Home button
---
I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics.
http://i.imgtc.com/tHc3mIo.png http://i.imgtc.com/PYxw8Lm.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi
11/17/17 10:17:28 AM
#24:


Irony posted...
Home button


Irony
---
Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead
http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
J E S U S
11/17/17 10:31:46 AM
#25:


:x

Posting this on an iPhone X
---
*imaginary*
... Copied to Clipboard!
LinksLiege
11/17/17 10:39:09 AM
#26:


Being designed as a desktop replacement. Not Samsumg's janky shit they did with the S8 or whatever. It has to be designed from the ground up, in terms of specs and function, to replace my desktop as well as be my phone.
---
This is LinksLiege's signature. It is fantastic.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28
11/17/17 10:42:18 AM
#27:


removable battery & parts you can upgrade so the phone isnt obsolete and useless in a year
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion
11/17/17 10:46:16 AM
#28:


Legion Flight Ring capabilities.
---
There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of".
There is "would've", "should've" and "could've".
... Copied to Clipboard!
Bad_Mojo
11/17/17 10:48:01 AM
#29:


Voice translations for other languages. Like, but a headphone in and hear them speaking English when they're really speaking Japanese.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi
11/17/17 10:51:07 AM
#30:


Bad_Mojo posted...
Voice translations for other languages. Like, but a headphone in and hear them speaking English when they're really speaking Japanese.


Doesn't the new Google phone have that?
---
Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead
http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
Anarchy_Juiblex
11/17/17 10:54:03 AM
#31:


LinksLiege posted...
Being designed as a desktop replacement. Not Samsumg's janky shit they did with the S8 or whatever. It has to be designed from the ground up, in terms of specs and function, to replace my desktop as well as be my phone.


This is what the windows phone should have been. The specs are capable enough now days. It's a damn shame that's not a thing.
---
"Tolerance of intolerance is cowardice." ~ Ayaan Hirsi Ali
... Copied to Clipboard!
Bad_Mojo
11/17/17 11:00:15 AM
#32:


YoshitoKikuchi posted...
Bad_Mojo posted...
Voice translations for other languages. Like, but a headphone in and hear them speaking English when they're really speaking Japanese.


Doesn't the new Google phone have that?


I mean one that works perfectly. I don't know how Google's holds up, if that is indeed them. I do remember seeing some sort of video online with something though.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Krojen
11/17/17 11:00:36 AM
#33:


Software that isn't filled with jank out of the box, never to be fixed. (a serious problem with all current smartphones)

Higher res cameras with quality lenses 16mp+

QHD+ OLED with proper calibration out of the box

Battery that inspires confidence

IP68

Quality customer service

Not missing a single thing that is becoming standard on phones (like wireless charging)

I'd pay 2,000 for this, tbh
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi
11/17/17 5:21:17 PM
#34:


bump
---
Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead
http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
WizardPowers
11/17/17 5:22:43 PM
#35:


nothing

you're a goddamn goober if you pay $1000 for a fucking phone
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
southcoast09
11/17/17 5:25:12 PM
#36:


Nothing. Buy a phone plan and get them for free with upgrades.
---
Stand for the anthem or sit for the game!
... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi
11/17/17 5:40:12 PM
#37:


southcoast09 posted...
Nothing. Buy a phone plan and get them for free with upgrades.


Free?
---
Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead
http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios
11/17/17 5:41:28 PM
#38:


Machine gun mounts.
---
S / K / Y / N / E
Twitch/YouTube/GT: Adzeta
... Copied to Clipboard!
weapon_d00d816
11/17/17 5:42:00 PM
#39:


Nothing. I'm not carrying around a $1000 device on me.
---
SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG
... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi
11/17/17 8:57:48 PM
#40:


bump
---
Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead
http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02
11/17/17 9:09:53 PM
#41:


time travel
---
Ave, true to Caesar.
... Copied to Clipboard!
YoshitoKikuchi
11/18/17 12:54:50 PM
#42:


chill02 posted...
time travel


Forward or backwards?
---
Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead
http://i.imgur.com/YQpeyD3.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
stone
11/18/17 1:07:08 PM
#43:


YoshitoKikuchi posted...
chill02 posted...
time travel


Forward or backwards?

Probably backwards. My current phone already has forward time travel, at the rate of 60 seconds forward per minute.
---
PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them
... Copied to Clipboard!
KnightofShikari
11/18/17 1:13:47 PM
#44:


make me look cool enough so that females will think i'm cool

an impossible task? probably
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
stone
11/18/17 1:22:23 PM
#45:


KnightofShikari posted...
make me look rich enough so that females will think i'm rich

Fixed that for you
---
PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them
... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02
11/18/17 4:20:00 PM
#46:


YoshitoKikuchi posted...
chill02 posted...
time travel


Forward or backwards?

yes
---
Ave, true to Caesar.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Stagmar
11/18/17 4:46:23 PM
#47:


chill02 posted...
YoshitoKikuchi posted...
chill02 posted...
time travel


Forward or backwards?

yes

---
11/11/1572 -- Never Forget.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1