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Ben111
11/15/17 1:07:07 AM
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Who is king of the classroom?
The ruler
Why did the student skip school?
He wanted to get schooled(school-ed)
Why did the student steal the bus?
He wanted to get busted(bus-ted)
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Lokarin
11/15/17 1:08:43 AM
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Ben111 posted...
Who is king of the classroom?
The ruler
Why did the student skip school?
He wanted to get schooled(school-ed)
Why did the student steal the bus?
He wanted to get busted(bus-ted)


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SmokeMassTree
11/15/17 1:09:08 AM
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I don't get the skiped school one
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Greenfox111
11/15/17 1:10:00 AM
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i dont get the 2nd one
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Ben111
11/15/17 1:10:13 AM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
I don't get the skiped school one

You will get schooled for skipping school. It makes sense to me
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wwinterj25
11/15/17 1:17:27 AM
#6:


Sure:

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

Beat it. Were closed.

Whats the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

What did the sanitary napkin say to the fart?

You are the wind beneath my wings.
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Greenfox111
11/15/17 1:18:18 AM
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who farts into napkins
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wwinterj25
11/15/17 1:39:35 AM
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Greenfox111 posted...
who farts into napkins

Gotta keep it PG ok?
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SusanGreenEyes
11/15/17 1:48:47 AM
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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?
'Cause he was fuckin' dead, alright?

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Who gives a shit. He's a fuckin' chicken!
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Crimson_Fang
11/15/17 3:55:20 AM
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What does a house wear?

A dress.
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Yellow
11/15/17 3:58:07 AM
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Ben111
11/15/17 10:33:43 AM
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Crimson_Fang posted...
What does a house wear?

A dress.

Lol
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Crimson_Fang
11/16/17 6:09:12 AM
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Not to be racist, but...

Why is almost everything made in China?
Because when they sell a heck a lot of goods worldwide, they will go, "CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING!!!"
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pikey87
11/16/17 7:48:34 AM
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How do you get a one armed frenchman out of a tree? Wave.
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ss4parrothair
11/16/17 9:38:16 AM
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My life.
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