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GODTIER
11/07/17 10:20:23 PM
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She swears she's 18

Anyway she is cute, was wearing a jack skeleton sweater (freak), and says she plays ps4
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SageHarpuia
11/07/17 10:23:46 PM
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My uh... disturbed cousin got arrested for that when the kid's parents found out and he turned out to be a minor. You'd best watch yourself.
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GODTIER
11/07/17 10:25:22 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
My uh... disturbed cousin got arrested for that when the kid's parents found out and he turned out to be a minor. You'd best watch yourself.


I will.

I forgot to mention she's cross eyes as fuck
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Gunpo
11/07/17 10:25:54 PM
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Pics
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DirkDiggles
11/07/17 10:26:36 PM
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GODTIER
11/07/17 10:26:44 PM
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Gunpo posted...
Pics


I literally just met her 10.minutes ago

I'm a savage when it comes to picking up chicks at grocery stores <_<
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GODTIER
11/07/17 10:59:11 PM
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Man fuck u guys

Y'all don't ever care about my love stories
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SageHarpuia
11/07/17 11:00:11 PM
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Stop hanging out with teenage girls
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GODTIER
11/07/17 11:01:01 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
Stop hanging out with teenage girls


In my defense 18 year olds usually have tighter bodies
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Flintgrandad
11/09/17 11:33:06 PM
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Good for you
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masticatingman
11/12/17 1:50:04 AM
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GODTIER posted...
Gunpo posted...
Pics


I literally just met her 10.minutes ago

I'm a savage when it comes to picking up chicks at grocery stores <_<


I've heard grocery stores are a good spot since women have their guard down...compare to bars.

But don't date high schoolers unless you want to have a lot of fun talks with the parents.
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Volkswagen_Bros
11/12/17 1:51:34 AM
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DirkDiggles posted...
VW2iCxy

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josifrees
11/12/17 1:52:31 AM
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What happened
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Offworlder1
11/12/17 1:52:48 AM
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You sound like some creeper who has not moved up to women who are 21 and over, nothing cool about going for high school age girls.

Cops will label you a sexual predator too for going after 18 and 19 year old girls.
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electricbugs2
11/12/17 1:54:46 AM
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masticatingman posted...
But don't date high schoolers unless you want to have a lot of fun talks with the parents.

Nah. Ex was in her victory lap, parents couldn't have cared less that I was older.

Offworlder1 posted...
Cops will label you a sexual predator too for going after 18 and 19 year old girls.

This is also false.
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Offworlder1
11/12/17 1:56:56 AM
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@electricbugs2

If they are still in high school the cops can mess with him.
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masticatingman
11/12/17 1:57:55 AM
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Still not seeing the advantage of 18-19 year old chicks over 21-22 year old chicks who are legal drinking age and are gonna be rocking the exact same bodies unless they just fell off a cliff after high school.
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electricbugs2
11/12/17 1:59:30 AM
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Offworlder1 posted...
If they are still in high school the cops can mess with him.

They really can't. At least in Canada, can confirm nothing happens, except the occasional whining soccer mom, who's opinion means squat.
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Flintgrandad
11/14/17 2:31:59 AM
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Good for you
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GODTIER
11/14/17 2:53:46 AM
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Flintgrandad posted...
Good for you


She never texted me back

So this chick was a no go for me
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