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KID VID
11/02/17 5:26:53 PM
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...ugly, she has to go Trick-O-treating over the phone.
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Turbam
11/02/17 5:28:44 PM
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Your mama is a nice woman
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anth0ny
11/02/17 5:30:11 PM
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Turbam posted...
Your mama is a nice woman


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anth0ny
11/02/17 5:31:28 PM
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yo' momma' is such a smarty pants, she got a second degree because her occupation wasn't fulfilling enough
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Sami1000
11/02/17 5:42:25 PM
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Yo momma is so fat she gets group discount when going into a restaurant

Yo momma is so fat when she turns around at day it will be a night when she's done

Yo momma is so fat she can't swim in the ocean because the water level rises too much

Yo momma is so fat she has received planet status

Yo momma is so ugly that even the Scorpion from Mortal kombat says "stay over there!"

Yo momma is so ugly she needs special kind of insurance for going outside
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redeadlink
11/02/17 5:43:12 PM
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Hey! Your mom's a classy lady.
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Gamer99z
11/02/17 5:43:22 PM
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Boo Sami, this was supposed to turn into a yo mamma compliment thread.
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anth0ny
11/02/17 5:44:21 PM
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yo' MOMMA' is SO generous that she donates to the food pantry before every Thanksgiving
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Kazi1212
11/02/17 5:44:24 PM
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A better joke would be yo momma so ugly she doesnt even need a costume for Halloween
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Sami1000
11/02/17 5:45:02 PM
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Gamer99z posted...
Boo Sami, this was supposed to turn into a yo mamma compliment thread.


Sorry i didn't even read any of the posts, lol. Not going to delete this though, i worked hard and want "lol" quotes.
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Uncle_Drew
11/02/17 5:47:13 PM
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Sami1000 posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Boo Sami, this was supposed to turn into a yo mamma compliment thread.


Sorry i didn't even read any of the posts, lol. Not going to delete this though, i worked hard and want "lol" quotes.

Lol
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Kitt
11/02/17 5:52:30 PM
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Ay, yo momma's house so dirty, she wipe her feet before she go outside!
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OwlRammer
11/02/17 5:54:31 PM
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ChromaticAngel
11/02/17 5:55:26 PM
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I've been moderated every time I've tried to make yo momma' or dead baby jokes in this humorless wasteland, so good luck to all of you
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anth0ny
11/02/17 6:03:30 PM
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yo' momma' was so beautiful in life, that she was reincarnated as this flower that i keep in my journal
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KID VID
11/02/17 7:06:04 PM
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Kitt posted...
Ay, yo momma's house so dirty, she wipe her feet before she go outside!

Thanks for the laugh.
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Panthera
11/02/17 7:14:49 PM
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Yo momma's so ugly, a vampire dressed up as her for Halloween

Yo momma's so fat, people practice on her before they climb Everest

Yo momma's got such a bad sense of humour, she actually laughed at this post
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KID VID
11/02/17 7:18:04 PM
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Your momma is so fat, her belt size is equator.
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Alex1976
11/02/17 7:29:19 PM
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Your mama's nose is so big, you can go bowling with her boogers.
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KStateKing17
11/02/17 7:34:08 PM
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Yo mama so fat, when she farted Trump gave extra funding to the EPA to take care of the global warming issue.
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