Current Events > Your reaction: you wake up to discover you are married to Samantha Bee
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Zikten 11/01/17 10:45:50 PM #1: |
you wake up in bed and see her next to you and you both have wedding rings on, and the room is filled with alcohol. you have no memory of the night before. what would you do?
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Gunpo 11/01/17 10:46:16 PM #2: |
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SpoonRebooted 11/01/17 10:46:29 PM #3: |
I'm ok with this.
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Zikten 11/01/17 10:47:02 PM #4: |
Gunpo posted...
Need pics of her https://pmcvariety.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/full-frontal-with-samantha-bee.jpg?w=1000&h=563&crop=1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jumi 11/01/17 10:47:13 PM #5: |
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Chama 11/01/17 10:48:38 PM #6: |
I don't know who that is.
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hollow_shrine 11/01/17 10:48:58 PM #7: |
SpoonRebooted posted...
I'm ok with this. Imma make her breakfast and bake the show writers cookies. --- The n- word seems to be in Google's T9 swipe dictionary and I literally can not. 15 Transwomen of color have been murdered since 1/1/2017 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 11/01/17 10:49:06 PM #8: |
Chama posted...
I don't know who that is. think of her like a female Steven Colbert ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThePrinceFish 11/01/17 10:49:21 PM #9: |
Suicide.
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hollow_shrine 11/01/17 10:50:27 PM #10: |
Zikten posted...
Chama posted...I don't know who that is. With less fake friendliness and maximum snark. --- The n- word seems to be in Google's T9 swipe dictionary and I literally can not. 15 Transwomen of color have been murdered since 1/1/2017 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Inferno Dive Dragoon 11/01/17 10:50:31 PM #11: |
Who?
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legolas0008 11/01/17 10:50:55 PM #12: |
Who? I'd rather marry Maya the Bee, tbh
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Shotgunnova 11/01/17 10:50:58 PM #13: |
 --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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