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RighteousTip
11/01/17 7:48:28 PM
#51:


DawkinsNumber4 posted...
RighteousTip posted...
I just looked her up. She fat.

Fat black guy husband, her, and they have three kids.


I told you. Probably why she got me drunk.

Nah, I believed you, homey. I just wanted to see if I'd Volde her, too.
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EyeWontBeFooled
11/01/17 7:56:18 PM
#52:


Dustin1280 posted...
Your fucking life man... I actually believe you, your life is so damn crazy that I believe this.

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gafemaqs
11/02/17 12:51:46 PM
#53:


I know what voldemorting is now. It's when you suck someone's nose
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DawkinsNumber4
11/02/17 12:57:24 PM
#54:


gafemaqs posted...
I know what voldemorting is now. It's when you suck someone's nose

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The Admiral
11/02/17 12:58:10 PM
#55:


Your life sounds like a white trash reality show.
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DawkinsNumber4
11/02/17 1:00:20 PM
#56:


The Admiral posted...
Your life sounds like a white trash reality show.


That's because I live around a ton of people with similar political viewpoints and beliefs otherwise to yours Admiral. I am glad you have finally acknowledged these things about yourself. That's the first step brother. Best of luck to you in your journey to recovery.
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thelovefist
11/02/17 1:21:09 PM
#58:


DawkinsNumber4 posted...
The Admiral posted...
Your life sounds like a white trash reality show.


That's because I live around a ton of people with similar political viewpoints and beliefs otherwise to yours Admiral. I am glad you have finally acknowledged these things about yourself. That's the first step brother. Best of luck to you in your journey to recovery.

I said this is one of your other topics, but it is relevant here as well.

1. You have been unemployed for most of this decade.
2. You live in a garage.
3. You have multiple criminal convictions.
4. You have multiple criminal indictments before the courts.
5. You have multiple psychological disorders.
6. You have a functional IQ of less than 100.

In what universe could you consider yourself to be a better person than The Admiral?
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HowardStern69
11/02/17 1:21:58 PM
#59:


everyone except dawkins should be marked in this thread for mocking the disabled
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Peter_Griffin33
11/02/17 1:23:39 PM
#61:


thelovefist posted...
DawkinsNumber4 posted...
The Admiral posted...
Your life sounds like a white trash reality show.


That's because I live around a ton of people with similar political viewpoints and beliefs otherwise to yours Admiral. I am glad you have finally acknowledged these things about yourself. That's the first step brother. Best of luck to you in your journey to recovery.

I said this is one of your other topics, but it is relevant here as well.

1. You have been unemployed for most of this decade.
2. You live in a garage.
3. You have multiple criminal convictions.
4. You have multiple criminal indictments before the courts.
5. You have multiple psychological disorders.
6. You have a functional IQ of less than 100.

In what universe could you consider yourself to be a better person than The Admiral?

Someone get a list of burn centers near xsquader.
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Peter_Griffin33
11/02/17 1:24:53 PM
#62:


Also, I feel like this topic is being used as an outlet for TC to get off his chest about how he was obviously drugged and molested. You should get a psychiatrist.
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Nazanir
11/02/17 1:25:09 PM
#63:


Dustin1280 posted...
Your fucking life man... I actually believe you, your life is so damn crazy that I believe this.

Okay, kind of funny that the person agreeing with you has your first name...

Dustin1280 posted...
Honestly TC, if there is one thing about you I can say, it's that your life is basically an open book to CE and you don't generally lie. No proof needed in case.

I just chalked this one up to dawkin's crazy life

Yeah, no, this is your alt, isn't it?
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SamuelHayden
11/02/17 1:26:14 PM
#64:


DawkinsNumber4 posted...
just got arrested by the FBI for a 4 state prostitution ring.

https://heraldmailmedia.com/news/local/hagerstown-pair-charged-in-multi-state-online- (remove the spaces) prostitution-operation/article_665a137e-bf41-11e7-9ede-b77c7374f03e.html

I didn't have to pay anything, I thought the husband was just a cuck. This is wild. They invited me over to play XBOX. She offered me a drink. I said no, she insisted, so I did as it seemed polite. I then finished it and she offered me another. I thought it was quite strong but I then finished that too and she again offered me a drink. I don't really drink so I was starting to feel a bit tipsy. She then offered me at least one more drink and when I asked about it she said she was making them stronger with each drink. After this drink I kept like laying on the floor and I remember everything spinning. Eventually they went to the bedroom and told me to follow. I did and then they just started Voldemorting and then asked me to join in, so I did. Dude stopped for a few minutes and just watched me Voldemort his wife.

Anyways, I would have never guessed their situation would end up this serious but at least I didn't have to pay.


You might have wangata leviosa now. And by wangata leviosa I mean AIDS.

No but seriously, get yourself checked
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0AbsoluteZero0
11/02/17 1:27:08 PM
#65:


thelovefist posted...
DawkinsNumber4 posted...
The Admiral posted...
Your life sounds like a white trash reality show.


That's because I live around a ton of people with similar political viewpoints and beliefs otherwise to yours Admiral. I am glad you have finally acknowledged these things about yourself. That's the first step brother. Best of luck to you in your journey to recovery.

I said this is one of your other topics, but it is relevant here as well.

1. You have been unemployed for most of this decade.
2. You live in a garage.
3. You have multiple criminal convictions.
4. You have multiple criminal indictments before the courts.
5. You have multiple psychological disorders.
6. You have a functional IQ of less than 100.

In what universe could you consider yourself to be a better person than The Admiral?

While he's certainly not better overall as far as contributing to society, I honestly would consider Squader to be a better person than Admiral. He may be delusional and narcissistic, but Addy is condescending as well, and spends nearly all his time here intentionally antagonizing others
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E32005
11/02/17 1:30:05 PM
#66:


BignutzisBack posted...
The fuck is voldemorting

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SamuelHayden
11/02/17 1:31:35 PM
#67:


thelovefist posted...
DawkinsNumber4 posted...
The Admiral posted...
Your life sounds like a white trash reality show.


That's because I live around a ton of people with similar political viewpoints and beliefs otherwise to yours Admiral. I am glad you have finally acknowledged these things about yourself. That's the first step brother. Best of luck to you in your journey to recovery.

I said this is one of your other topics, but it is relevant here as well.

1. You have been unemployed for most of this decade.
2. You live in a garage.
3. You have multiple criminal convictions.
4. You have multiple criminal indictments before the courts.
5. You have multiple psychological disorders.
6. You have a functional IQ of less than 100.

In what universe could you consider yourself to be a better person than The Admiral?


To his defense, it's the_admiral we are talking about here.

1. he pretends to be rich.
2. he is an alt-right hate monger.
3. as far as I know he does NOT have psychological disorders.

See # 3 right there makes it worse. Dawkins has an excuse, there's something wrong inside the old marble box. the_admiral has no excuse to hate everyone with more melanin than him and expressing his hateful views.
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DawkinsNumber4
11/02/17 1:32:35 PM
#69:


SamuelHayden posted...
DawkinsNumber4 posted...
just got arrested by the FBI for a 4 state prostitution ring.

https://heraldmailmedia.com/news/local/hagerstown-pair-charged-in-multi-state-online- (remove the spaces) prostitution-operation/article_665a137e-bf41-11e7-9ede-b77c7374f03e.html

I didn't have to pay anything, I thought the husband was just a cuck. This is wild. They invited me over to play XBOX. She offered me a drink. I said no, she insisted, so I did as it seemed polite. I then finished it and she offered me another. I thought it was quite strong but I then finished that too and she again offered me a drink. I don't really drink so I was starting to feel a bit tipsy. She then offered me at least one more drink and when I asked about it she said she was making them stronger with each drink. After this drink I kept like laying on the floor and I remember everything spinning. Eventually they went to the bedroom and told me to follow. I did and then they just started Voldemorting and then asked me to join in, so I did. Dude stopped for a few minutes and just watched me Voldemort his wife.

Anyways, I would have never guessed their situation would end up this serious but at least I didn't have to pay.


You might have wangata leviosa now. And by wangata leviosa I mean AIDS.

No but seriously, get yourself checked


They were actually very clean people. She specifically was quite a clean freak.

EDIT: We also used condoms.
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SamuelHayden
11/02/17 1:34:17 PM
#70:


E32005 posted...
BignutzisBack posted...
The fuck is voldemorting


I assume is doing the dirty. Bumping uglies. Dancing the horizontal tango. Cleaning each other's pipes. You know, sex.

My theory why? Voldermort is 'the one that shall not be named'. And if you are explicit about sexual stuff here you get moderated, therefore the act shall not be named.
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SamuelHayden
11/02/17 1:35:50 PM
#71:


0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
thelovefist posted...
DawkinsNumber4 posted...
The Admiral posted...
Your life sounds like a white trash reality show.


That's because I live around a ton of people with similar political viewpoints and beliefs otherwise to yours Admiral. I am glad you have finally acknowledged these things about yourself. That's the first step brother. Best of luck to you in your journey to recovery.

I said this is one of your other topics, but it is relevant here as well.

1. You have been unemployed for most of this decade.
2. You live in a garage.
3. You have multiple criminal convictions.
4. You have multiple criminal indictments before the courts.
5. You have multiple psychological disorders.
6. You have a functional IQ of less than 100.

In what universe could you consider yourself to be a better person than The Admiral?

While he's certainly not better overall as far as contributing to society, I honestly would consider Squader to be a better person than Admiral. He may be delusional and narcissistic, but Addy is condescending as well, and spends nearly all his time here intentionally antagonizing others


Yes. Let's say you have two friends. One barfs all over your house because he is sick. One barfs too, but less often, but he is not sick, he just likes to barf all over your stuff. The latter may barf less and imply less clean up, but he does it on purpose, the sick dude can't help himself. Addy is the latter.
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CobraGT
11/02/17 1:37:27 PM
#72:


I read the first part of the article. It says the ring was operated until 2016. 2016 is a long time ago.
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0AbsoluteZero0
11/02/17 1:41:41 PM
#73:


SamuelHayden posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
thelovefist posted...
DawkinsNumber4 posted...
The Admiral posted...
Your life sounds like a white trash reality show.


That's because I live around a ton of people with similar political viewpoints and beliefs otherwise to yours Admiral. I am glad you have finally acknowledged these things about yourself. That's the first step brother. Best of luck to you in your journey to recovery.

I said this is one of your other topics, but it is relevant here as well.

1. You have been unemployed for most of this decade.
2. You live in a garage.
3. You have multiple criminal convictions.
4. You have multiple criminal indictments before the courts.
5. You have multiple psychological disorders.
6. You have a functional IQ of less than 100.

In what universe could you consider yourself to be a better person than The Admiral?

While he's certainly not better overall as far as contributing to society, I honestly would consider Squader to be a better person than Admiral. He may be delusional and narcissistic, but Addy is condescending as well, and spends nearly all his time here intentionally antagonizing others


Yes. Let's say you have two friends. One barfs all over your house because he is sick. One barfs too, but less often, but he is not sick, he just likes to barf all over your stuff. The latter may barf less and imply less clean up, but he does it on purpose, the sick dude can't help himself. Addy is the latter.

The way you explain it is hilarious and quite apt too, lol
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Kim Kusanagi
11/02/17 1:55:55 PM
#74:


SamuelHayden posted...
the_admiral has no excuse to hate everyone with more melanin than him and expressing


I can't believe I'm typing this but at least @The_Admiral is not a public nuisance that is a burden on taxpayers.
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SamuelHayden
11/02/17 1:56:59 PM
#75:


Kim Kusanagi posted...
SamuelHayden posted...
the_admiral has no excuse to hate everyone with more melanin than him and expressing


I can't believe I'm typing this but at least @The_Admiral is not a public nuisance that is a burden on taxpayers.


Well, one of these days there will be footage of him in one of those charlottesville-style rallies
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thelovefist
11/02/17 2:01:29 PM
#76:


Is @SamuelHayden another ROD alt?
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The Admiral
11/02/17 2:21:46 PM
#77:


thelovefist posted...
Is @SamuelHayden another ROD alt?


Yeah, I'm pretty sure he is at this point.
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thelovefist
11/02/17 2:22:55 PM
#78:


The Admiral posted...
thelovefist posted...
Is @SamuelHayden another ROD alt?


Yeah, I'm pretty sure he is at this point.

I read through some of his posts, and yep I agree it is another ROD alt.
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RighteousTip
11/02/17 3:21:19 PM
#80:


Conflict posted...
thelovefist posted...
Is @SamuelHayden another ROD alt?


Yeah

You would think the dude would've gotten a life by now

This is ironic.
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RighteousTip
11/02/17 3:33:23 PM
#82:


No. It's ironic that someone posting on gamefaqs would think someone "would've gotten a life by now."

Also using literal "butthurt" in 2017. lol.
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Gamer99z
11/02/17 3:46:15 PM
#83:


Nazanir posted...
Dustin1280 posted...
Your fucking life man... I actually believe you, your life is so damn crazy that I believe this.

Okay, kind of funny that the person agreeing with you has your first name...

Dustin1280 posted...
Honestly TC, if there is one thing about you I can say, it's that your life is basically an open book to CE and you don't generally lie. No proof needed in case.

I just chalked this one up to dawkin's crazy life

Yeah, no, this is your alt, isn't it?

Nope they just happen to share the name. And he's not wrong, you can call Squader a lot of things but he's pretty open and honest with CE for the most part. Like extremely open. Not many other users out their full name, face and body pictures, arrest record, psych evaluations, and themselves getting their ass beat on CE. Yeah he has some delusions like "it was a sucker punch!" "I didn't get fucked up" and "they cut it off right before I made him tap out" but I don't think he's intentionally lying with that shit, it's just a defense mechanism for himself.
He lives a bat shit insane enough trashy life that he doesn't really need to make anything up, that's just his life.
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DawkinsNumber4
11/02/17 3:53:56 PM
#84:


SamuelHayden posted...
E32005 posted...
BignutzisBack posted...
The fuck is voldemorting


I assume is doing the dirty. Bumping uglies. Dancing the horizontal tango. Cleaning each other's pipes. You know, sex.

My theory why? Voldermort is 'the one that shall not be named'. And if you are explicit about sexual stuff here you get moderated, therefore the act shall not be named.


Give this man a prize.
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Iodine
11/02/17 3:58:25 PM
#85:


voldemorting=Cuckholding?
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DawkinsNumber4
11/02/17 4:05:26 PM
#86:


Iodine posted...
voldemorting=Cuckholding?


No.
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A_Good_Boy
11/02/17 4:05:27 PM
#87:


How'd this topic even become about Addy anyways? Close your account ROD.
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Iodine
11/02/17 4:07:45 PM
#88:


DawkinsNumber4 posted...
Iodine posted...
voldemorting=Cuckholding?


No.

Having sex?
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SamuelHayden
11/02/17 4:25:47 PM
#89:


DawkinsNumber4 posted...
SamuelHayden posted...
E32005 posted...
BignutzisBack posted...
The fuck is voldemorting


I assume is doing the dirty. Bumping uglies. Dancing the horizontal tango. Cleaning each other's pipes. You know, sex.

My theory why? Voldermort is 'the one that shall not be named'. And if you are explicit about sexual stuff here you get moderated, therefore the act shall not be named.


Give this man a prize.


:D
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A_Good_Boy
11/02/17 4:26:27 PM
#90:


Iodine posted...
DawkinsNumber4 posted...
Iodine posted...
voldemorting=Cuckholding?


No.

Having sex?

Doesn't seem like it.
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Iodine
11/02/17 4:27:15 PM
#91:


SamuelHayden posted...
E32005 posted...
BignutzisBack posted...
The fuck is voldemorting


I assume is doing the dirty. Bumping uglies. Dancing the horizontal tango. Cleaning each other's pipes. You know, sex.

My theory why? Voldermort is 'the one that shall not be named'. And if you are explicit about sexual stuff here you get moderated, therefore the act shall not be named.

Huh? Mentioning you had sex with someone is a moddable offense?
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SamuelHayden
11/02/17 4:28:51 PM
#92:


Iodine posted...
SamuelHayden posted...
E32005 posted...
BignutzisBack posted...
The fuck is voldemorting


I assume is doing the dirty. Bumping uglies. Dancing the horizontal tango. Cleaning each other's pipes. You know, sex.

My theory why? Voldermort is 'the one that shall not be named'. And if you are explicit about sexual stuff here you get moderated, therefore the act shall not be named.

Huh? Mentioning you had sex with someone is a moddable offense?


perhaps not. But I think he had the f-word in mind and thought it'd be funnier to use voldemorting than seeing the word censored.
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_OujiDoza_
11/02/17 4:36:21 PM
#93:


This dude is gonna have a TV series made about his life and it will make millions...

But he'll probably be dead by then.
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Gamer99z
11/02/17 4:37:34 PM
#94:


_OujiDoza_ posted...
This dude is gonna have a TV series made about his life and it will make millions...

But he'll probably be dead by then.

At this rate it'll just be an episode of Dateline.
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deanshow
11/02/17 9:42:27 PM
#95:


So we're not gonna acknowledge that Dawkins may or may not have been date raped? Like did you talk to the cops TC?
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Flamazide
11/02/17 9:44:53 PM
#96:


...What in the actual fuck is your life, bro? lmao
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SamuelHayden
11/02/17 10:37:59 PM
#97:


deanshow posted...
So we're not gonna acknowledge that Dawkins may or may not have been date raped? Like did you talk to the cops TC?


On the upside, he has now gotten laid more than most CE posters lol
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DezCaughtIt
11/02/17 10:39:51 PM
#98:


Sooooo did you nose fuck her bhole or something
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DawkinsNumber4
11/02/17 10:42:48 PM
#99:


DezCaughtIt posted...
Sooooo did you nose fuck her bhole or something


I cannot describe the wizardry that was our Voledemorting for fear of being cast into the shadows.
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Gamer99z
11/02/17 11:07:48 PM
#100:


DezCaughtIt posted...
Sooooo did you nose fuck her bhole or something

And then he told her to to put up her dukes and get ready to throw down.
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deanshow
11/03/17 9:33:28 AM
#101:


You should tell the police your story TC. There could be other victims
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