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3khc
10/28/17 5:59:08 PM
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You know how long I've waited for this moment? Whooooooo anal
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Sativa_Rose
10/28/17 6:00:11 PM
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Make sure she lubes it up first, you don't want to accidentally hurt your butt
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Sonicblack35
10/28/17 6:00:26 PM
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Just make sure you take it slow. Don't want to fracture your butthole by going too fast.

Edit: :( Ninja'd
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FLUFFYGERM
10/28/17 6:00:54 PM
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I say skip the plug and go big or go home.

*unzips*
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3khc
10/28/17 9:27:55 PM
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I heard prostate orgasms are the shit.
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ssj3vegeta_
10/28/17 9:28:46 PM
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3khc posted...
I heard prostate orgasms are the shit.

i heard dis too but iunno
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hollow_shrine
10/28/17 9:30:07 PM
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3khc posted...
I heard prostate orgasms are the shit.

They're divine, as in you see God. You literally go blind afterwards for a couple minutes while your mind tries to process that shit. Best part:

No refractory periods.

Have fun.
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Offworlder1
10/28/17 9:30:53 PM
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She wants to try it or to try it on you ?
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3khc
10/28/17 9:31:07 PM
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To be clear, the topic was about her butt. But now it's about mine.

How do I nut from butt
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Offworlder1
10/28/17 9:31:50 PM
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Dont do it, keep things away from your ass topic creator.
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Kaname_Madoka
10/28/17 9:31:54 PM
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Can you even using a plug
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Fam_Fam
10/28/17 9:35:45 PM
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tell her just to go with anal, its good to start small
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3khc
10/28/17 9:37:55 PM
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Fam_Fam posted...
tell her just to go with anal, its good to start small

4 inches is average bro
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SSJGrimReaper
10/28/17 9:38:51 PM
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3khc posted...
Fam_Fam posted...
tell her just to go with anal, its good to start small

4 inches is average bro

lol
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MuayThai85
10/28/17 9:42:08 PM
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My wife won't even consider ass play. Won't even let me touch her asshole. She tried rimming once (giving and receiving) but won't go any further than that (and hasn't even done that in like 2 years). I've even tried getting her to stick a finger up my butt but she wouldn't have any of that.
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3khc
10/28/17 9:44:19 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
My wife won't even consider ass play. Won't even let me touch her asshole. She tried rimming once (giving and receiving) but won't go any further than that (and hasn't even done that in like 2 years). I've even tried getting her to stick a finger up my butt but she wouldn't have any of that.

I have been trying to persuade bae for years. She let's me eat groceries, but was always pulling away from even my pinky.

However, her friend told her it feels good and now she wants to try. Basically, get your wife to talk to her friends more about sex toys.
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Kakkeron
10/28/17 9:45:19 PM
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My girlfriend is a monster. Plugs? Fuck that, I honestly think shed take my whole arm.
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SSJGrimReaper
10/28/17 9:46:43 PM
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Kakkeron posted...
My girlfriend is a monster. Plugs? Fuck that, I honestly think shed take my whole arm.

J3JcbDc
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Kakkeron
10/28/17 9:48:38 PM
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That gif is terrifying
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3khc
10/28/17 9:50:45 PM
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Kakkeron posted...
My girlfriend is a monster. Plugs? Fuck that, I honestly think shed take my whole arm.

Pics.... ?
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SSJGrimReaper
10/28/17 9:51:36 PM
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Kakkeron posted...
That gif is terrifying

More or less terrifying than a arm in the butt??
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masticatingman
10/28/17 9:55:35 PM
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Might wanna just play with her asshole with your finger/tongue at first. Butt plug might be too much and she'll just stop the experimentation then and there. If she got this urge because of her friend, she might be in over her head with doing a plug - just thinks it's a good idea b/c it's a small toy. Whatever you do, just use lots of lube or expect her to hate it.
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3khc
10/28/17 10:03:55 PM
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I plan on pinky banging her first anyway. Where she think that butt plug gonna be stored? Not at my pad.
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Kakkeron
10/28/17 10:10:54 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Kakkeron posted...
That gif is terrifying

More or less terrifying than a arm in the butt??


More!
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Gamer99z
10/28/17 10:14:02 PM
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3khc posted...
Kakkeron posted...
My girlfriend is a monster. Plugs? Fuck that, I honestly think shed take my whole arm.

Pics.... ?

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Kakkeron
10/28/17 10:25:49 PM
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W9BmlBD
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apocalyptic_4
10/28/17 10:26:50 PM
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Best way to get her into anal is to stick your thumb up her butt while your doing it.

My girl hates butt stuff so I tried this one day it worked.
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Kakkeron
10/28/17 10:32:35 PM
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apocalyptic_4 posted...
Best way to get her into anal is to stick your thumb up her butt while your doing it.

My girl hates butt stuff so I tried this one day it worked.


Did you even tell her you were going to do it?
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3khc
10/28/17 10:33:03 PM
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Surprise butt seckz!!!
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apocalyptic_4
10/28/17 11:09:03 PM
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Kakkeron posted...
apocalyptic_4 posted...
Best way to get her into anal is to stick your thumb up her butt while your doing it.

My girl hates butt stuff so I tried this one day it worked.


Did you even tell her you were going to do it?


Nope.

She didn't mind it either although it did startle her.
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CrazyandLazy
10/28/17 11:11:34 PM
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um but she poops from there!
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armandro
10/28/17 11:12:35 PM
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3k, what happened to you bro.

What will your set say if they saw this topic.
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3khc
10/28/17 11:13:50 PM
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armandro posted...
3k, what happened to you bro.

What will your set say if they saw this topic.

Bruh that's why i can't add ppl on social media.
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Gamer99z
10/28/17 11:18:53 PM
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CrazyandLazy posted...
um but she poops from there!

Not right now she doesn't.
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Kakkeron
10/28/17 11:22:01 PM
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CrazyandLazy posted...
um but she poops from there!


Funny, the gf doesnt mind about that either.
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MrDrMan
10/28/17 11:31:25 PM
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You like your girl playing around in your ass? Man this new generation.
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3khc
10/29/17 8:00:21 PM
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Was talking with bae. Says she likes when i eat groceries, but she still feels uncomfortable cuz dont want me to get doo doo mouf.

How to make her relax?
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