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Pepys Monster
10/25/17 2:35:50 AM
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It sucks that no girl wanted to marry me so I could have a happy life.
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Boobsicle
10/25/17 2:37:35 AM
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You did it to yourself.
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Pepys Monster
10/25/17 2:37:45 AM
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Boobsicle posted...
You did it to yourself.

How?
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_Krave_
10/25/17 2:38:10 AM
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I'm 27 and married.

Trust me, it's nothing that would help your depression.
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Boobsicle
10/25/17 2:38:11 AM
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By responding to my post in 9 seconds.
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Fishy
10/25/17 2:38:37 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
How?

When's the last time you worked out? Who was the last person you weren't related to you had a conversation with? What is the last hobby you practiced that required an actual skill?
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Pepys Monster
10/25/17 2:39:14 AM
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_Krave_ posted...
I'm 27 and married.

Trust me, it's nothing that would help your depression.

*Drinks ice water in front of man dying of thirst*

Trust me, this water is not really a big deal.
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Keith_Valentine
10/25/17 2:39:41 AM
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Why the hell do you wana get married? That's risky business
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Boobsicle
10/25/17 2:40:21 AM
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How can you expect a woman to want to be with you if you literally equate them to the best thing in the world? How could she respect you if you will bend over backwards ar her every will?

You literally dont see them as people, but objects for your happyness. Why would a person want to be with that?
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Pepys Monster
10/25/17 2:40:32 AM
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Fishy posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
How?

When's the last time you worked out? Who was the last person you weren't related to you had a conversation with? What is the last hobby you practiced that required an actual skill?

I worked out today, I had a conversation with a friend on Snapchat, and I went to a nightclub on Friday and danced, which is a skill.
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Chicken
10/25/17 2:40:48 AM
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Marriage is a fucking trap.
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Keith_Valentine
10/25/17 2:41:29 AM
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You're too thirsty and that's the problem . You want it too bad. Needs to be EARNED, love is earned through work and pain. She has to truly respect you.

Are you respectable at the moment?
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Fishy
10/25/17 2:41:46 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
I worked out today, I had a conversation with a friend on Snapchat, and I went to a nightclub on Friday and danced, which is a skill.

Then what's your issue? Are you just awkward when it comes to talking to girls?
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Pepys Monster
10/25/17 2:42:01 AM
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Boobsicle posted...
How can you expect a woman to want to be with you if you literally equate them to the best thing in the world? How could she respect you if you will bend over backwards ar her every will?

You literally dont see them as people, but objects for your happyness. Why would a person want to be with that?

When you love someone, and they love you back, you both make each other happy.
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mach25687
10/25/17 2:42:09 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
_Krave_ posted...
I'm 27 and married.

Trust me, it's nothing that would help your depression.

*Drinks ice water in front of man dying of thirst*

Trust me, this water is not really a big deal.

Dude 32 and have no love life. And I do work out went from 297 to 154 and still can't get a girl since Hispanic have to be gangster which I'm not.
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Pepys Monster
10/25/17 2:42:39 AM
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Fishy posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
I worked out today, I had a conversation with a friend on Snapchat, and I went to a nightclub on Friday and danced, which is a skill.

Then what's your issue? Are you just awkward when it comes to talking to girls?

No, I have great social skills. I'm just not a 6'4" ripped male model.
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_Krave_
10/25/17 2:42:55 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
_Krave_ posted...
I'm 27 and married.

Trust me, it's nothing that would help your depression.

*Drinks ice water in front of man dying of thirst*

Trust me, this water is not really a big deal.

I mean. I'd say you're the guy with the water here. At least sometimes.
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Fishy
10/25/17 2:43:41 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
No, I have great social skills. I'm just not a 6'4" ripped male model.

Then you're going after the wrong kinds of women because I guarantee myself and the majority of CEmen that are in relationships or are married aren't even close to that description.
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Flasbangs
10/25/17 2:44:12 AM
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https://i.redd.it/pzypn1v7rjpy.jpg
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Boobsicle
10/25/17 2:44:53 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Boobsicle posted...
How can you expect a woman to want to be with you if you literally equate them to the best thing in the world? How could she respect you if you will bend over backwards ar her every will?

You literally dont see them as people, but objects for your happyness. Why would a person want to be with that?

When you love someone, and they love you back, you both make each other happy.


Except that love as first sight is a Disney meme and if you are doing that, no girl will love you back. A woman wants to be with someone who doesnt need to be with them. Its actually incredibly easy since most guys have a similar (but less extreme) mindset as you. Pretty simple to stand out.
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Pepys Monster
10/25/17 2:45:06 AM
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Fishy posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
No, I have great social skills. I'm just not a 6'4" ripped male model.

Then you're going after the wrong kinds of women because I guarantee myself and the majority of CEmen that are in relationships or are married aren't even close to that description.

I'm not into BBWs.
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Fishy
10/25/17 2:46:03 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
I'm not into BBWs.

So you can't get 10/10's and you don't like BBWs. So that only leaves you with 95% of all other women. Good luck my man.
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Pepys Monster
10/25/17 2:46:53 AM
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Fishy posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
I'm not into BBWs.

So you can't get 10/10's and you don't like BBWs. So that only leaves you with 95% of all other women. Good luck my man.

Only BBWs like me.
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Boobsicle
10/25/17 2:47:22 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Fishy posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
I'm not into BBWs.

So you can't get 10/10's and you don't like BBWs. So that only leaves you with 95% of all other women. Good luck my man.

Only BBWs like me.


Probably because you look like a cheeseburger. Dress and act your age.
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Pepys Monster
10/25/17 2:48:24 AM
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Boobsicle posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Fishy posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
I'm not into BBWs.

So you can't get 10/10's and you don't like BBWs. So that only leaves you with 95% of all other women. Good luck my man.

Only BBWs like me.


Probably because you look like a cheeseburger. Dress and act your age.

I wear nice clothes from H&M, Gap, etc, I wear Levi's and 7 For All Mankind jeans.
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Fishy
10/25/17 2:48:49 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Only BBWs like me.

With a decent bio and picture on OkCupid I guarantee you'll get more than BBWs. Ask how I know.
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Boobsicle
10/25/17 2:49:15 AM
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H&M is the only store you listed that has clothes that make a man more desirable to a woman.
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Pepys Monster
10/25/17 2:50:28 AM
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Boobsicle posted...
H&M is the only store you listed that has clothes that make a man more desirable to a woman.

Okay, but I don't wear Walmart brand clothes or something. I look nice.
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Pepys Monster
10/25/17 3:38:16 AM
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leverageblargh posted...
Are you a fatty

No, I'm skinny and athletic.
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ArtVandelay
10/25/17 3:59:44 AM
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lol i consider not being married one of the only things I've done right
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Turbam
10/25/17 4:24:55 AM
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If you feel like you need to be in a relationship to be happy then you aren't doing something right.
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Pepys Monster
10/25/17 4:50:34 AM
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Turbam posted...
If you feel like you need to be in a relationship to be happy then you aren't doing something right.

Im a high-testosterone male with a high sex drive.
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Delirious_Beard
10/25/17 4:51:51 AM
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people actually taking this bait?
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awesome999
10/25/17 5:05:03 AM
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Delirious_Beard posted...
people actually taking this bait?

His sig is so painfully obvious
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