Current Events > If Dan Schneider spent all day in the sun, he'd be Tan Schneider.

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If Dan Schneider was a track star, he'd be Ran Schneider
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If Dan Scheider made a joke on Gamefaqs, he'd be Ban Scheider.

this is gonna end well

If Dan Schneider were designed to cool you off in the summer, he'd be Fan Schneider
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I'm out before I get banned

If Dan Schneider was in Star Wars, he'd be Han Schneider

If Dan Schneider were a superhero, he'd be Batman Schneider
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If Dan Schneider cleaned the bathrooms at a school, he'd be Jan Schneider
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If Dan Schneider lived in the middle east, he'd be Afghan Schneider
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If Dan Schneider was a pervy utility vehicle, he'd be Van Schneider.
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if he wasn't himself and was another guy who was in hollywood comedy movies

he would be rob schneider

If Dan Schneider played multiplayer PC games locally with his friends, he'd be Lan Schneider.
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If Dan Schneider was full of soda, he'd be Can Schneider
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If Dan Schneider starred in The Nanny, he'd be Fran Schneider
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If Dan Schneider went to play at the beach, he'd be Sand Schneider
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Error is coming for you TC.
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If Dan Scheider was a mod on Gamefaqs, he'd be Ban Scheider.

Siaperaz posted...

Error is coming for you TC.

actually it looks like they stop moderating dan schneider posts

infact

this thread has a post that is actually joking about sexual abuse that is still unmodded

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75891288

and it looks like it won't be

but hey! mod the people calling him a mod :P

If Dan Schneider was a grown up, he's be Man Schneider
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If Dan Schneider died at the room shot up to 97 degrees, he'd be Man Fan Schneider!
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If Dan Schneider were used for baking bread, he'd be Pan Schneider.
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If Dan Schneider was an airtight container of a product, he'd be Can Schneider.
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