Current Events > Life hack: If you buy a candle just keep it near you. You get the smell still

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but you don't have to light it.

Life hack: instead of paying sketchy masseuses for handies, you can give yourself one.
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Life hack: instead of keeping a candle nearby make it small enough to fit up your nose, then jam it in. You'll always smell it.
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I actually did keep an unlit scented candle at my desk

until one day i realized it smelled a lot better when lit
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life hack: have sketchy strangers pay you to give you a handy
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Life Hack: don't waste money on expensive cutlery, a wooden door stop works just as well as a fancy knife does.
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Two_Dee posted...

I actually did keep an unlit scented candle at my desk

until one day i realized it smelled a lot better when lit

I have one in my home office rn

Fucking fantabulous.

Mulled cider and cinnamon yo

I'm too cheap to light it tho
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Two_Dee posted...

I actually did keep an unlit scented candle at my desk

until one day i realized it smelled a lot better when lit

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if I put a scented candle in my bum, will it make my farts smell good?
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How dare you not @mention me, Doom
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Spooking posted...

Life hack: don't buy overpriced, rip-off Yankee candles, buy knockoff brand.

fuck that, wait for bath and body works to have a sale on their 3 wick candles. they have sales all the time

those things last forever and smell great
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