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CruelBuffalo
10/17/17 5:18:08 PM
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Kaname_Madoka
10/17/17 5:18:43 PM
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Girls don't poop.
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CruelBuffalo
10/17/17 5:19:49 PM
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Kaname_Madoka posted...
Girls don't poop.

Not the topic
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KILBOTz
10/17/17 5:20:01 PM
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wait, some guys sit down to poop? I thought everyone hover pooped. No need for a lid then and puts you in a more natural pooping position.
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Axiom
10/17/17 5:21:10 PM
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Lol what kind of sick fuck would sit on the rim to shit
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Darmik
10/17/17 5:22:01 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
wait, some guys sit down to poop? I thought everyone hover pooped. No need for a lid then and puts you in a more natural pooping position.


That doesn't sound very comfortable.
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UncleBourbon33
10/17/17 5:22:38 PM
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Not reading all that but what does it have to do with "toxic masculinity"?
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CruelBuffalo
10/17/17 5:23:04 PM
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UncleBourbon33 posted...
Not reading all that but what does it have to do with "toxic masculinity"?

Guys being afraid to touch their buttholes
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Kindred
10/17/17 5:23:29 PM
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there is no such thing as toxic masculinity just a bunch of whiny extreme feminists
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UnholyMudcrab
10/17/17 5:24:12 PM
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KILBOTz
10/17/17 5:24:31 PM
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Darmik posted...
KILBOTz posted...
wait, some guys sit down to poop? I thought everyone hover pooped. No need for a lid then and puts you in a more natural pooping position.


That doesn't sound very comfortable.


its not about comfort, its about manliness.
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Damn_Underscore
10/17/17 5:25:08 PM
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lmao at the story that guy on twitter is an idiot tho
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Lost_All_Senses
10/17/17 5:25:43 PM
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Lol @ the poop stain bedsheet. And that dude still wouldn't give in. He's really scared of his own ass.
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Esrac
10/17/17 5:26:45 PM
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I'm skeptical.

Even then, not every instance of a dude bring gross has to do with masculinity.
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emblem boy
10/17/17 5:27:13 PM
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I didn't know about putting the toilet seat up until I got to college. I always just peed with the seat down. Which is why I always made a mess
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Fishy
10/17/17 5:28:47 PM
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No probably not.

And why is it always a scrawny white dude's Twitter that posts these things?
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN
10/17/17 5:29:18 PM
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First off I don't take anyone that says toxic masculinity seriously.

Secondly the first story was hilarious and the next two were foul.
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Darmik
10/17/17 5:29:39 PM
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emblem boy posted...
I didn't know about putting the toilet seat up until I got to college. I always just peed with the seat down. Which is why I always made a mess


There must be a lot of guys like you out there
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CruelBuffalo
10/17/17 5:39:37 PM
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I stood up to wipe my ass until high school till I saw another guy poop with the door open, talk to me while wiping sitting down. I never felt so secretly ashamed of myself.
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philsov
10/17/17 5:46:56 PM
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the first is a stretch. There's too much pop culture of dudes sitting on toilets with the seat down, combined with basic human curiosity, for a dude to squat on the rim for most of his life. Maybe if he was a bit of a landwhale because seriously, how wide is that ass? Or does he just teeter off the front?

But for the other two -- I'd honestly believe it, yes. Additionally, those can also be landwhales that are physically incapable of self wiping hiding under the ruse of masculinity when really it's just a case of sour grapes.
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CruelBuffalo
10/17/17 5:48:02 PM
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philsov posted...
the first is a stretch. There's too much pop culture of dudes sitting on toilets with the seat down, combined with basic human curiosity, for a dude to squat on the rim for most of his life. Maybe if he was a bit of a landwhale because seriously, how wide is that ass? Or does he just teeter off the front?

But for the other two -- I'd honestly believe it, yes. Additionally, those can also be landwhales that are physically incapable of self wiping hiding under the ruse of masculinity when really it's just a case of sour grapes.


Lol I wouldnt want to eat any of those grapes either
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Darmik
10/17/17 5:53:50 PM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
I stood up to wipe my ass until high school till I saw another guy poop with the door open, talk to me while wiping sitting down. I never felt so secretly ashamed of myself.


I was the same <_<

Don't stress too much though. There was a guy in my friend group who used to stand AND lift his leg up onto the toilet seat to wipe. That sounds like a mortifying image to walk in on.
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Anteaterking
10/17/17 5:56:16 PM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
I stood up to wipe my ass until high school


I still do. There's nothing wrong with it.
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Esrac
10/17/17 6:02:45 PM
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Anteaterking posted...
CruelBuffalo posted...
I stood up to wipe my ass until high school


I still do. There's nothing wrong with it.


I wipe the bulk while sitting, and give it one or two wipes while standing for good measure.
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CruelBuffalo
10/17/17 7:12:48 PM
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Anteaterking posted...
CruelBuffalo posted...
I stood up to wipe my ass until high school


I still do. There's nothing wrong with it.


Its better to not because then you squish it standing
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Axiom
10/17/17 7:18:21 PM
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Esrac posted...
Anteaterking posted...
CruelBuffalo posted...
I stood up to wipe my ass until high school


I still do. There's nothing wrong with it.


I wipe the bulk while sitting, and give it one or two wipes while standing for good measure.

Same. One hand spreading the ass cheek to make sure everything is clean with a wipe
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yusiko
10/17/17 7:26:58 PM
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sitting down to put is apparently bad for you
you are supposed to squat to sit
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