Current Events > Scenario: A cute girl is struggling to open a bag of doritos in the street.

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EverDownward
10/23/17 2:32:26 PM
#54:


I'd reach out, take the bag, open it, and slowly munch on one chip. I would do all this without breaking eye contact with her. I would then take the bag because survival of the fittest.
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Newhopes
10/25/17 6:42:41 AM
#56:


Keep on walking, don't want to be accused of rape.
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UnfairRepresent
10/26/17 4:42:39 PM
#57:


Newhopes posted...
Keep on walking, don't want to be accused of rape.

wut
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10/28/17 5:06:53 AM
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bknight
10/28/17 5:40:52 AM
#60:


I pull out my EDC pocket knife, flick it open, slice the bag and put it back in my pocket, next to my EDC flashlight and EDC multitool and my EDC pens and my my EDC taser and my EDC lighter and my EDC rape whistle.
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PikachuMaxwell
10/28/17 5:42:22 AM
#61:


Slam the bag on the ground and stomp on it. Pop! Problem solved!
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Just_a_loser
10/28/17 6:00:52 AM
#62:


k darkfire posted...
"Thanks for the Doritos, fam!"

Seriously. If someone can't open a bag of chips, it really just isn't meant to be. They don't deserve them.
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shnangyboos
10/28/17 6:06:34 AM
#63:


There was some brand of kettle cooked chips I was getting awhile back, and nobody could pull them open. I don't know how they sealed the things, but you just had to open them with scissors.
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UnfairRepresent
10/28/17 6:59:29 AM
#64:


Just_a_loser posted...
k darkfire posted...
"Thanks for the Doritos, fam!"

Seriously. If someone can't open a bag of chips, it really just isn't meant to be. They don't deserve them.

It's a girl dude
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Laserion
10/28/17 7:09:21 AM
#65:


Open the bag. I do it every day for kids during their lunch.
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Just_a_loser
10/28/17 2:42:52 PM
#66:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Just_a_loser posted...
k darkfire posted...
"Thanks for the Doritos, fam!"

Seriously. If someone can't open a bag of chips, it really just isn't meant to be. They don't deserve them.

It's a girl dude

"They're a girl, they're allowed to be useless as long as they're cute"

Seriously, how sexist? Like, it would be one thing if they were obviously downplaying themselves in order to flirt, but genuine incompetence isn't exactly an attractive feature.
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UnfairRepresent
10/28/17 3:54:03 PM
#67:


Just_a_loser posted...

"They're a girl, they're allowed to be useless as long as they're cute"

No one said that
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Lost_All_Senses
10/28/17 3:56:16 PM
#68:


Girls are allowed to be useless if they're cute
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Nomadic View
10/28/17 4:10:33 PM
#69:


Ill open the bag for her.
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UnfairRepresent
10/30/17 2:36:24 PM
#71:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Just_a_loser posted...

"They're a girl, they're allowed to be useless as long as they're cute"

No one said that

Lost_All_Senses posted...
Girls are allowed to be useless if they're cute

No one intelligent said that
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Syntheticon
10/31/17 10:01:24 PM
#72:


If it's that girl, I say whatever I need to say so that she feels indebted and accepts my offer to buy her a coffee then engage hyper mega turbo flirt mode.
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UnfairRepresent
11/01/17 2:08:22 PM
#73:


Syntheticon posted...
If it's that girl, I say whatever I need to say so that she feels indebted and accepts my offer to buy her a coffee then engage hyper mega turbo flirt mode.

Ermm
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UnfairRepresent
11/02/17 3:27:05 PM
#74:


Syntheticon posted...
If it's that girl, I say whatever I need to say so that she feels indebted and accepts my offer to buy her a coffee then engage hyper mega turbo flirt mode.

Errrm
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DifferentialEquation
11/02/17 3:33:22 PM
#75:


I take the bag of Doritos and throw it onto the roof of a nearby building.
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UnfairRepresent
11/04/17 10:58:23 AM
#77:


Mberer posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Mberer posted...
Yo she's hot

Hotness won't open that bag of Doritos

Advice for life

Actually it can

No it cant
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CapnMuffin
11/04/17 11:00:01 AM
#78:


Replace it with a superior bag of Flamin Hot Cheetos
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Shotgunnova
11/04/17 11:11:15 AM
#80:


Open the bag.
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UnfairRepresent
11/05/17 1:07:26 PM
#81:


CapnMuffin posted...
Replace it with a superior bag of Flamin Hot Cheetos

I dnt think shed like that
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Ving_Rhames
11/05/17 1:08:52 PM
#82:


Open the bag of chips, eat a couple, give her back her bag then peace tf out.
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UnfairRepresent
11/06/17 7:43:39 PM
#84:


This topic is fiction
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Pepys Monster
11/09/17 3:00:27 AM
#86:


PoopPotato posted...
I open the bag for her and mansplain her how to use her grip strength and deltoids for optimal bag operation

LOL
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UnfairRepresent
11/09/17 2:25:54 PM
#87:


shnangyboos posted...
There was some brand of kettle cooked chips I was getting awhile back, and nobody could pull them open. I don't know how they sealed the things, but you just had to open them with scissors.

There's usually a tear point
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StickFigures720
11/13/17 1:58:48 AM
#90:


Take a brief look around for any watchers and say Look, if youre going to kill me, do it quick, alright?
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UnfairRepresent
11/13/17 2:37:09 AM
#91:


StickFigures720 posted...
Take a brief look around for any watchers and say Look, if youre going to kill me, do it quick, alright?

wut
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AsianFury2020
11/13/17 2:40:38 AM
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slothica
11/13/17 2:51:56 AM
#93:


"Sorry honey, but you're

(_)
( _)>-
(_)

Chip outa luck."
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masticatingman
11/13/17 2:55:24 AM
#94:


Grimace and swiftly walk away.
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UnfairRepresent
11/14/17 5:43:24 PM
#95:


slothica posted...
"Sorry honey, but you're

(_)
( _)>-
(_)

Chip outa luck."

Booooooooooooo
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OwlRammer
11/14/17 5:50:07 PM
#96:


well I'm world famouse for being weaker than girls, so I'll try but I'll probably just embarass myself in public :(
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ThirdGender
11/14/17 5:56:01 PM
#98:


Open it and then wait 25 years to be accused of sexual assault.
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NOM
11/14/17 5:57:45 PM
#99:


Tell her I'll only open it if she shares.

Nah, I'd just say "sure," open it than awkwardly walk away.
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NOM
11/14/17 6:01:40 PM
#100:


Just_a_loser posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Just_a_loser posted...
k darkfire posted...
"Thanks for the Doritos, fam!"

Seriously. If someone can't open a bag of chips, it really just isn't meant to be. They don't deserve them.

It's a girl dude

"They're a girl, they're allowed to be useless as long as they're cute"

Seriously, how sexist? Like, it would be one thing if they were obviously downplaying themselves in order to flirt, but genuine incompetence isn't exactly an attractive feature.

It's true though. Girls are allowed to be useless if they're cute/hot.

You can dance around it all you want but it's pretty much fact.

Even a handsome/hot guy has to have SOME other skill. Girls don't, though.
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StickFigures720
11/14/17 6:23:45 PM
#101:


NOM posted...
Just_a_loser posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Just_a_loser posted...
k darkfire posted...
"Thanks for the Doritos, fam!"

Seriously. If someone can't open a bag of chips, it really just isn't meant to be. They don't deserve them.

It's a girl dude

"They're a girl, they're allowed to be useless as long as they're cute"

Seriously, how sexist? Like, it would be one thing if they were obviously downplaying themselves in order to flirt, but genuine incompetence isn't exactly an attractive feature.

It's true though. Girls are allowed to be useless if they're cute/hot.

You can dance around it all you want but it's pretty much fact.

Even a handsome/hot guy has to have SOME other skill. Girls don't, though.

You're literally implying that women can just be sex objects if they don't have skills, as opposed to helping them become productive members of society. Good job, you just proved yourself to be a misogynist.
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JxOxNxIxCxS
11/16/17 5:44:14 AM
#103:


Prolly ignore and walk away. Not my business, tbh.

But if we were in a bus stop or something, i'd prolly ask her if she needs help with it.
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Funkydog
11/16/17 5:50:46 AM
#104:


I force her into a strict diet and exercise regime, to teach her how to open the pack herself.
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UnfairRepresent
11/17/17 3:54:29 PM
#105:


StickFigures720 posted...
NOM posted...
Just_a_loser posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Just_a_loser posted...
k darkfire posted...
"Thanks for the Doritos, fam!"

Seriously. If someone can't open a bag of chips, it really just isn't meant to be. They don't deserve them.

It's a girl dude

"They're a girl, they're allowed to be useless as long as they're cute"

Seriously, how sexist? Like, it would be one thing if they were obviously downplaying themselves in order to flirt, but genuine incompetence isn't exactly an attractive feature.

It's true though. Girls are allowed to be useless if they're cute/hot.

You can dance around it all you want but it's pretty much fact.

Even a handsome/hot guy has to have SOME other skill. Girls don't, though.

You're literally implying that women can just be sex objects if they don't have skills, as opposed to helping them become productive members of society. Good job, you just proved yourself to be a misogynist.

WFs6aB8
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