Current Events > Do you think there's an age requirement for being a MILF?

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Slip-N-Slide
10/13/17 2:10:55 AM
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Like do you think a hot 18 year old that has a kid is still a MILF, or do you think they have to be "mature" to be a MILF?
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PMarth2002
10/13/17 2:13:43 AM
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There are two things required to be a milf.

They have a kid
You want to fuck them.
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_Schwarzlicht_
10/13/17 2:15:25 AM
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PMarth2002 posted...
They have a kid
You want to fuck them.

PHRASING
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KazumaKiryu
10/13/17 2:19:35 AM
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My cousin got his girlfriend pregnant when she was 16, had the baby when she was 17. She's like 22 now, totally a MILF.
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Thrillwell
10/13/17 2:34:55 AM
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_Schwarzlicht_ posted...
PMarth2002 posted...
They have a kid
You want to fuck them.

PHRASING



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Nikra
10/13/17 2:36:02 AM
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40+ Simple as that imo. lol
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Volkswagen_Bros
10/13/17 2:39:34 AM
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Calling a 16-year-old mom or any young mom a "milf" doesn't sound right. It's also off-putting.
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CarlGrimes
10/13/17 2:44:05 AM
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Cougar is older women. Cougars can be MILFs but MILFs are not always cougars.
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KStateKing17
10/13/17 3:25:38 AM
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Nikra posted...
40+ Simple as that imo. lol

Yeah that's a cougar
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Slip-N-Slide
10/14/17 3:42:21 AM
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Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Calling a 16-year-old mom or any young mom a "milf" doesn't sound right. It's also off-putting.

This is how I lean. It just doesn't feel right to say that about someone young. Which is why I asked.
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Pepys Monster
10/14/17 3:43:26 AM
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Nikra posted...
40+ Simple as that imo. lol

So a 33 year old woman with a kid isn't a MILF?
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Foppe
10/14/17 3:45:41 AM
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When do they turn into gilfs?
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Questionmarktarius
10/14/17 3:46:15 AM
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Cervix is - instead of .

That's pretty much it, just by the simple physiology of how the "M" part works.
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SkittyOnWailord
10/14/17 4:00:44 AM
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What about GMILFs
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Questionmarktarius
10/14/17 4:05:36 AM
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SkittyOnWailord posted...
What about GMILFs

36 is the legally-acceptable low end of GMILF, and the realistic biological floor is somewhere around 22. Think about that.
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Nikra
10/14/17 4:42:42 AM
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Nikra posted...
40+ Simple as that imo. lol
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E32005
10/14/17 4:43:58 AM
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I do. I say 40. Technically its any Mom but yeah, some 18 yr old with a kid just doesnt seem milfy
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a_riot04
10/14/17 5:01:12 AM
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So.. Young MILFs?
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Paragon21XX
10/14/17 5:06:42 AM
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I'd rather include a requirement that at least one of her children are roughly the same age you or older for it to count.
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Questionmarktarius
10/14/17 5:08:01 AM
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Paragon21XX posted...
I'd rather include a requirement that at least one of her children are roughly the same age you or older for it to count.

There's a few bible verses that forbid that, mostly in Leviticus.
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Nikra
10/14/17 5:12:30 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Nikra posted...
40+ Simple as that imo. lol

So a 33 year old woman with a kid isn't a MILF?

Nope.
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Paragon21XX
10/14/17 5:16:32 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Paragon21XX posted...
I'd rather include a requirement that at least one of her children are roughly the same age you or older for it to count.

There's a few bible verses that forbid that, mostly in Leviticus.

I only said that the child is within your own age, not that you are dating the daughter and want the mother on the side.
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ColdOne666
10/14/17 5:32:51 AM
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I know 50 year olds that are still attractive.
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Questionmarktarius
10/14/17 5:34:16 AM
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Paragon21XX posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
Paragon21XX posted...
I'd rather include a requirement that at least one of her children are roughly the same age you or older for it to count.

There's a few bible verses that forbid that, mostly in Leviticus.

I only said that the child is within your own age, not that you are dating the daughter and want the mother on the side.

Oh. I missed that you excluded the "both" part. Sorry about that.
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SuperShake666
10/14/17 6:13:10 AM
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MILF = Mom I'd Like to Fuck

If they have successfully released a kid from their womb, and you want to fuck the mother in question: She's a MILF.

Mature is the category with an age requirement. Not all MILFs are Mature and not all Matures are Moms and therefore aren't MILFs.
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Turbam
10/14/17 6:19:52 AM
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You guys getting milfs mixed up with cougars again?
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fuzzylittlbunny
10/14/17 6:23:27 AM
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Taking the acronym literally, the only requirement is them having a kid. I knew a 16-year-old who had a kid and was hot as fuck, so she was a MILF.
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Kineth
10/14/17 6:24:02 AM
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Over 33.
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Nikra
10/14/17 6:27:40 AM
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ColdOne666 posted...
I know 50 year olds that are still attractive.

That's grannies. lol
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Kineth
10/14/17 6:29:01 AM
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Nikra posted...
ColdOne666 posted...
I know 50 year olds that are still attractive.

That's grannies. lol


If they don't have grandkids, they're still a MILF.

And yeah, I've banged a 45 year old. Wasn't a GILF, but her daughters were attractive too.
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