Poll of the Day > Why was Dolly Parton afaraid of Jolene taking her husband?

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PK_Spam
10/09/17 8:32:18 AM
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Guaranteed she could do better and bounce back to someone even better after her husband bangs Jolene.

Me? I'd tell Jolene to take Dolly Parton's husband, just because she can. If the guy cheats on a famous country singer with... whatever the helly Jolene is, he's stupid as shit. Unless Jolene is, like, the Queen of Saturn or Mars or something.
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ReggieTheReckless
10/09/17 8:51:44 AM
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She was too busy working 9 to 5 on some Islands in the stream while wearing her coat of many colors to stand a chance against Jolene.

.... STRAIGHT TALK, BITCH
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Stupid Pirate Guy
10/09/17 10:00:17 AM
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I like her voice and big boobies.
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DistantMemory
10/09/17 10:10:57 AM
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How many times is someone going to make a topic about this song?
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helIy
10/09/17 10:18:05 AM
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Mead
10/09/17 10:20:52 AM
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Dolly Parton is a national treasure
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