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Artillatron8
10/06/17 1:02:31 PM
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It can be any girl (even your mom or sister). Post what her reply is.

I did this with 3 different girls.

1. Really?
2. Lol, *my name*
3. Okay?

I told the third girl that we haven't "played" in awhile. She said "I understand that, but I can't right now, I'm doing homework". So not really the responses I was hoping for. Maybe you guys will have better luck.
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divot1338
10/06/17 1:04:27 PM
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Mom texted me back.

who dis?

When I said it was me she replied,

im dtf

What now?
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nbda3A4eWFR2
10/06/17 1:05:00 PM
#3:


There are only two girls I'd do this on because both of them would respond in a non-creepy way.
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Link HT
10/06/17 1:07:23 PM
#4:


Nope, although it would be true. I recently started seeing this girl and we're "taking things slow" and it's killing me.
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Mist_Turnips
10/06/17 1:07:27 PM
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Sister: Me too
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hollow_shrine
10/06/17 1:08:21 PM
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Alternatively, don't.
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voldothegr8
10/06/17 1:09:00 PM
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My wife said maybe tonight!
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ClockworkHare
10/06/17 1:14:49 PM
#8:


Coworker told me to go fuck my bf and send her the vid.

I said not until her birthday.
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nbda3A4eWFR2
10/06/17 3:18:21 PM
#9:


"that's unfortunate"
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Artillatron8
10/06/17 7:14:39 PM
#10:


divot1338 posted...
Mom texted me back.

who dis?

When I said it was me she replied,

im dtf

What now?

Don't know what dtf means.

Mist_Turnips posted...
Sister: Me too

Dude! There's your chance. Go for it.

ClockworkHare posted...
Coworker told me to go fuck my bf and send her the vid.

I said not until her birthday.

Are you gay?
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No_U_L7
10/06/17 7:47:24 PM
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Artillatron8 posted...
divot1338 posted...


im dtf

What now?

Don't know what dtf means.



you wouldn't
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thanosibe
10/06/17 7:50:50 PM
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My wife was in the ER last night with a massive sinus infection. This is not a hill I want to die on.
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JimmyJumper6
10/08/17 1:55:40 AM
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Alright just did

Some girl that had a big crush on me when she was freshman and I was a senior. (She's legal now, that was 6 years ago)
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I4NRulez
10/08/17 1:57:03 AM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Artillatron8 posted...
divot1338 posted...


im dtf

What now?

Don't know what dtf means.



you wouldn't


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JimmyJumper6
10/08/17 2:13:17 AM
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No reply yet
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JimmyJumper6
10/08/17 2:18:02 AM
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"Ok"

"I think you might be inebriated"

Thx ce
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Gamer99z
10/08/17 2:20:04 AM
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It's too late to do it right now but I'm kinda curious to do this to my gf just to see her response. I might do it tomorrow.
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Rika_Furude
10/08/17 2:23:33 AM
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"you're fired effective immediately. all further contact must be through legal. see you in court"
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