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Philoktetes 10/03/17 11:02:16 AM #1:	Johnny Bravo took place in an alternate universe where women value kindness, loyalty, and personality over jacked chads who pump and dump them. --- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ <cite>Philoktetes posted [p:887726533] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>Johnny Bravo took place in an alternate universe where women value kindness, loyalty, and personality over jacked chads who pump and dump them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Caution999 10/03/17 11:02:55 AM #2:	@Tadamoto22 --- "Impossible is just a word to let people feel good about themselves when they quit." - Vyse, Skies of Arcadia <cite>Caution999 posted [p:887726558] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>@Tadamoto22</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrozenSneak 10/03/17 11:04:23 AM #3:	Because he skips leg day. --- "The silent voice within one's heart whispers the most profound wisdom"-Nyx.https://imgur.com/ZqZhxnU https://imgur.com/eRLSPID <cite>FrozenSneak posted [p:887726616] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>Because he skips leg day.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProtoManSPx 10/03/17 11:05:39 AM #4:	There was a conspiracy theory that he's actually an 8 year old <cite>ProtoManSPx posted [p:887726689] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>There was a conspiracy theory that he's actually an 8 year old</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philoktetes 10/03/17 11:06:30 AM #5:	that would make it less creepy that he hangs out with the 8 year old girl next door --- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ <cite>Philoktetes posted [p:887726729] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>that would make it less creepy that he hangs out with the 8 year old girl next door</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vindris_SNH 10/03/17 11:07:53 AM #6:	Obnoxious arrogance. --- glitteringfairy: Just build the damn wall ThyCorndog: and how exactly will that stop the mexican space program from orbital dropping illegal immigrants? <cite>Vindris_SNH posted [p:887726791] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>Obnoxious arrogance.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ultimate reaver 10/03/17 11:09:47 AM #7:	incels scare me --- butts <cite>ultimate reaver posted [p:887726887] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>incels scare me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PowerMang 10/03/17 11:10:26 AM #8:	Wasn't there an episode where a woman was totally into him? --- Not changing sig until I decide to change my sig Started: 01-08-11 <cite>PowerMang posted [p:887726921] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>Wasn't there an episode where a woman was totally into him?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 10/03/17 11:15:03 AM #9:	Intimidating and desperate <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:887727144] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>Intimidating and desperate</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 10/03/17 11:17:27 AM #10:	Doesnt he got a drivers license? --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:887727253] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>Doesnt he got a drivers license?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Webmaster4531 10/03/17 11:17:39 AM #11:	PowerMang posted... Wasn't there an episode where a woman was totally into him? It was a Deer. --- Ad Hominem. <cite>Webmaster4531 posted [p:887727262] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote><cite>PowerMang posted...</cite> <quote>Wasn't there an episode where a woman was totally into him?</quote> It was a Deer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mofuji 10/03/17 11:17:45 AM #12:	Because there wouldn't be a series if that happened. Like with Beavis and Butt-Head. --- "Youkai is evil because Youaki is bad. And I'm gonna exterminate them." ~ Reimu Hakurei during the 2016 US Presidential Campaign <cite>Mofuji posted [p:887727267] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>Because there wouldn't be a series if that happened. Like with Beavis and Butt-Head.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 10/03/17 11:19:07 AM #13:	he was too alpha there's an upper bound on how alpha you can be before it starts scaring away women. more alpha doesn't always equal better. it's not a linear scale. trust me, I know --- Hey what's going on in this thread http://i.imgur.com/6fpKRW8.gif http://i.imgur.com/RNZi0gk.gif <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:887727340] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>he was too alpha there's an upper bound on how alpha you can be before it starts scaring away women. more alpha doesn't always equal better. it's not a linear scale. trust me, I know</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 10/03/17 11:21:23 AM #14:	He smashes the entire population of that female prison. Remember his pick up line? "anybody know the blue line rule in hockey?" --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:887727451] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>He smashes the entire population of that female prison. Remember his pick up line? "anybody know the blue line rule in hockey?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativerealms 10/03/17 11:22:12 AM #15:	Well he's not a virgin. --- No sig. <cite>creativerealms posted [p:887727478] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>Well he's not a virgin.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativerealms 10/03/17 11:24:11 AM #16:	Webmaster4531 posted... PowerMang posted... Wasn't there an episode where a woman was totally into him? It was a Deer. Even then it was to get back at her boyfriend. That was like the only time he could get a date. Well there was the werewolf. She dated him for real and it would have worked out, if she didn't transform into a man at the end. --- No sig. <cite>creativerealms posted [p:887727561] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote><cite>Webmaster4531 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>PowerMang posted...</cite> <quote>Wasn't there an episode where a woman was totally into him?</quote> It was a Deer.</quote> Even then it was to get back at her boyfriend. That was like the only time he could get a date. Well there was the werewolf. She dated him for real and it would have worked out, if she didn't transform into a man at the end.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mist_Turnips 10/03/17 11:30:55 AM #17:	Because every woman in that series a violent turbo bitch. --- "They say if you don't hide your belly button, lightning could take it away from you! What would happen if it did?" http://i.imgur.com/G74y2NJ.png <cite>Mist_Turnips posted [p:887727867] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>Because every woman in that series a violent turbo bitch.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TrollSlayer11 10/03/17 11:36:37 AM #18:	ThyCorndog posted... he was too alpha there's an upper bound on how alpha you can be before it starts scaring away women. more alpha doesn't always equal better. it's not a linear scale. trust me, I know This guy fucks --- Sunglasses and advil <cite>TrollSlayer11 posted [p:887728152] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote><cite>ThyCorndog posted...</cite> <quote>he was too alpha there's an upper bound on how alpha you can be before it starts scaring away women. more alpha doesn't always equal better. it's not a linear scale. trust me, I know</quote> This guy fucks</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
G-Ziss 10/03/17 11:43:14 AM #19:	Because behind the sunglasses and guitar, he was still Greg Brady. <cite>G-Ziss posted [p:887728518] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>Because behind the sunglasses and guitar, he was still Greg Brady.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 10/03/17 11:49:11 AM #20:	Cause he's in a cartoon which is about a guy who can't get girls and he happens to be the guy --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk <cite>awesome999 posted [p:887728839] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>Cause he's in a cartoon which is about a guy who can't get girls and he happens to be the guy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 10/03/17 11:50:47 AM #21:	PowerMang posted... Wasn't there an episode where a woman was totally into him? There was a woman who really liked Johnny that was a recurring character I think but she was a "nerd" and rejected her. --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:887728914] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote><cite>PowerMang posted...</cite> <quote>Wasn't there an episode where a woman was totally into him?</quote> There was a woman who really liked Johnny that was a recurring character I think but she was a "nerd" and rejected her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ScottSweatshirt 10/03/17 11:51:03 AM #22:	Forgot all about that show m, they need to remake it for modern audiences --- Doggy mask, Pig hat, Penguin backpack! <cite>ScottSweatshirt posted [p:887728930] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>Forgot all about that show m, they need to remake it for modern audiences</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 10/03/17 11:52:39 AM #23:	ScottSweatshirt posted... Forgot all about that show m, they need to remake it for modern audiences the screams of anti-sjws would make it impossible to sleep at night --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:887729016] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote><cite>ScottSweatshirt posted...</cite> <quote>Forgot all about that show m, they need to remake it for modern audiences</quote> the screams of anti-sjws would make it impossible to sleep at night</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Delirious_Beard 10/03/17 11:59:15 AM #24:	because he had no connections --- http://i.imgur.com/5UL2v5u.gif "Does our ruin benefit the earth? Does it help the grass to grow, the sun to shine? Is this darkness in you, too?" <cite>Delirious_Beard posted [p:887729364] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>because he had no connections</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Letron_James 10/03/17 12:29:14 PM #25:	smol dick --- Ask me if I would eat da booty. <cite>Letron_James posted [p:887731011] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>smol dick</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 10/03/17 12:31:16 PM #26:	He only got animal women. --- ~snip (V)_(; ;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:887731124] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>He only got animal women.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 10/03/17 12:32:37 PM #27:	There's was that episode where in an alternate reality he was married to a female version of himself --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. http://i.imgtc.com/tHc3mIo.png http://i.imgtc.com/PYxw8Lm.png <cite>Irony posted [p:887731192] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>There's was that episode where in an alternate reality he was married to a female version of himself</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 10/03/17 12:39:59 PM #28:	According to wiki, Seth Mcfarlene wrote season 1. Neat. --- Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. <cite>lilORANG posted [p:887731561] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>According to wiki, Seth Mcfarlene wrote season 1. Neat.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philoktetes 10/03/17 12:41:01 PM #29:	seth macfarlane has some writing credits on the show he didnt write all of season 1 --- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ <cite>Philoktetes posted [p:887731621] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>seth macfarlane has some writing credits on the show he didnt write all of season 1</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SherIock_HoImes 10/03/17 12:42:57 PM #30:	Anyone remember the episode where Johnny got sent a women's prison and had to convince the inmates he was really a man, then as soon as he did and they all wanted him he was released? Johnny had terrible luck. --- http://i.imgur.com/zu3aHPS.jpg 3DS FC: Zoe 0662-4233-5689 <cite>SherIock_HoImes posted [p:887731713] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>Anyone remember the episode where Johnny got sent a women's prison and had to convince the inmates he was really a man, then as soon as he did and they all wanted him he was released? Johnny had terrible luck.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1 10/03/17 12:43:56 PM #31:	He lived at home with his mommy is what the problem was. --- "Always two there are, a master and an apprentice" <cite>Offworlder1 posted [p:887731763] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>He lived at home with his mommy is what the problem was.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philoktetes 10/03/17 12:47:50 PM #32:	the women he approached had no way of knowing he lived at home irregardless, it's fucked up that they rejected him for being poor --- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ <cite>Philoktetes posted [p:887731949] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>the women he approached had no way of knowing he lived at home irregardless, it's fucked up that they rejected him for being poor</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
snesmaster40 10/03/17 12:49:38 PM #33:	lilORANG posted... According to wiki, Seth Mcfarlene wrote season 1. Neat. He used to work for Hanna Barbera. --- Kizuna Ai plays Quick, Draw! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO7n_qaQJUA <cite>snesmaster40 posted [p:887732034] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote><cite>lilORANG posted...</cite> <quote>According to wiki, Seth Mcfarlene wrote season 1. Neat.</quote> He used to work for Hanna Barbera.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 10/03/17 12:52:29 PM #34:	Seth Mcfarlane used to be talented, what happened --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:887732198] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>Seth Mcfarlane used to be talented, what happened</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philoktetes 10/03/17 12:54:48 PM #35:	seth macfarlane is talented but on family guy he got lazy and relies too much on vulgarity and references --- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ <cite>Philoktetes posted [p:887732318] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>seth macfarlane is talented but on family guy he got lazy and relies too much on vulgarity and references</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philoktetes 10/03/17 12:55:05 PM #36:	seth macfarlane probably hasnt actually written for family guy for 10 years anyway --- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ <cite>Philoktetes posted [p:887732335] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>seth macfarlane probably hasnt actually written for family guy for 10 years anyway</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Webmaster4531 10/03/17 12:55:32 PM #37:	Philoktetes posted... the women he approached had no way of knowing he lived at home irregardless, it's fucked up that they rejected him for being poor He lives at home because he's lazy and stupid. --- Ad Hominem. <cite>Webmaster4531 posted [p:887732359] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote><cite>Philoktetes posted...</cite> <quote>the women he approached had no way of knowing he lived at home irregardless, it's fucked up that they rejected him for being poor</quote> He lives at home because he's lazy and stupid.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChromaticAngel 10/03/17 12:58:59 PM #38:	Philoktetes posted... seth macfarlane probably hasnt actually written for family guy for 10 years anyway He stopped at Season 10. He's got nothing to do with the show ever since Season 10 except for voicing Brian, Stewie, and anyone else that needs voice work. Almost all his work is American Dad + other ongoing projects. --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png <cite>ChromaticAngel posted [p:887732519] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote><cite>Philoktetes posted...</cite> <quote>seth macfarlane probably hasnt actually written for family guy for 10 years anyway</quote> He stopped at Season 10. He's got nothing to do with the show ever since Season 10 except for voicing Brian, Stewie, and anyone else that needs voice work. Almost all his work is American Dad + other ongoing projects.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philoktetes 10/03/17 1:13:09 PM #39:	Webmaster4531 posted... Philoktetes posted... the women he approached had no way of knowing he lived at home irregardless, it's fucked up that they rejected him for being poor He lives at home because he's lazy and stupid. yep all poor people are lazy keep on perpetuating that meme --- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ <cite>Philoktetes posted [p:887733188] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote><cite>Webmaster4531 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Philoktetes posted...</cite> <quote>the women he approached had no way of knowing he lived at home irregardless, it's fucked up that they rejected him for being poor</quote> He lives at home because he's lazy and stupid.</quote> yep all poor people are lazy keep on perpetuating that meme</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Webmaster4531 10/03/17 1:17:23 PM #40:	Philoktetes posted... Webmaster4531 posted... Philoktetes posted... the women he approached had no way of knowing he lived at home irregardless, it's fucked up that they rejected him for being poor He lives at home because he's lazy and stupid. yep all poor people are lazy keep on perpetuating that meme His mother complained about it even though she spoils him most of the time. --- Ad Hominem. <cite>Webmaster4531 posted [p:887733435] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote><cite>Philoktetes posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Webmaster4531 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Philoktetes posted...</cite> <quote>the women he approached had no way of knowing he lived at home irregardless, it's fucked up that they rejected him for being poor</quote> He lives at home because he's lazy and stupid.</quote> yep all poor people are lazy keep on perpetuating that meme</quote> His mother complained about it even though she spoils him most of the time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 10/03/17 1:56:41 PM #41:	Seth Macfarlane was supposed to work on a Flintstones reboot a couple of years ago. Fox even spent two years to get the rights from WB to make it happen. And then they cancelled it when they read the first script. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:887735712] in Why couldn... [t:75839535]...</cite> <quote>Seth Macfarlane was supposed to work on a Flintstones reboot a couple of years ago. Fox even spent two years to get the rights from WB to make it happen. And then they cancelled it when they read the first script.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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