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l0bcity
10/01/17 5:31:48 AM
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Been thinking about getting one, how much does it hurt. Anyone on CE ever had one?
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Turbam
10/01/17 5:32:30 AM
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I hear they chop your weenie off, no doubt that would sting a bit
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l0bcity
10/01/17 5:33:30 AM
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:v
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FF_Redux
10/01/17 5:34:41 AM
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Gamer99z
10/01/17 5:35:58 AM
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A friend of mine did, he said it hurt pretty bad for a little while but it wasn't unbearable or anything and that he didn't regret it.
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kingdrake2
10/01/17 6:03:40 AM
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Gamer99z posted...
A friend of mine did, he said it hurt pretty bad for a little while but it wasn't unbearable or anything and that he didn't regret it.


there's your answer. only use sterilization if fear you would get a female pregnant. on the hook for child support after ><.
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Philoktetes
10/01/17 6:05:14 AM
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vasectomies don't always work

my wife had a baby a year after my vasectomy
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omega cookie
10/01/17 6:08:48 AM
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Philoktetes posted...
my wife


I don't think so, Tim.

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l0bcity
10/01/17 6:13:40 AM
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kingdrake2 posted...
Gamer99z posted...
A friend of mine did, he said it hurt pretty bad for a little while but it wasn't unbearable or anything and that he didn't regret it.


there's your answer. only use sterilization if fear you would get a female pregnant. on the hook for child support after ><.


Well I hate kids, so a day or so of pain is worth not having to deal with 18 years of hell.

Philoktetes posted...
vasectomies don't always work

my wife had a baby a year after my vasectomy


Wtf the dr better be paying to raise that kid
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Sonic Cannon
10/01/17 6:17:12 AM
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I've participated in 2. Both were done with the no-scalpel approach and were way less traumatic than I expected. Patient was awake with some light sedation and a bit of pain relief beforehand. About a 5mm incision in the scrotum, and no suturing required.

Was done in a minor procedures theatre at a GP clinic, took about 20 minutes
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l0bcity
10/01/17 6:34:16 AM
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Wow they don't even knock you out before they do it?

Also I didn't figure it'd take long but 20 minutes isn't long at all
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Laserion
10/01/17 7:27:02 AM
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Philoktetes posted...
vasectomies don't always work

my wife had a baby a year after my vasectomy

So, you got her pregnant 3 months after the procedure. Don't they say to get a sperm count check around that time, before engaging in unprotected sex?
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unpleasant_milk
10/01/17 7:27:44 AM
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Try it and see.
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omega cookie
10/01/17 7:28:14 AM
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Laserion posted...
Philoktetes posted...
vasectomies don't always work

my wife had a baby a year after my vasectomy

So, you got her pregnant 3 months after the procedure. Don't they say to get a sperm count check around that time, before engaging in unprotected sex?

Stop responding to Philo. He's a shitty gimmick poster.
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darkjedilink
10/01/17 7:39:05 AM
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I had one a few years ago. I was warned by the doctor that, even with the local anesthetic, it would feel like being punched in the balls 3times in a row, harder than any nutshot I've ever felt.

It was pretty accurate a warning.
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BalisticWarri0r
10/01/17 7:48:24 AM
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Two female doctors did mine. They each did one side. The first side sent fine. The second side was done by someone who had no idea what she was doing. They asked me if it hurt and I said something on the lines of it feeling like a jack hammer on my balls. I told the male tech that this was a mistake and to never have it done. But I was pretty doped up.
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