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coldshadowater 09/29/17 12:20:50 PM #1:	you are trying to apply will be blown so hard they will be begging for you to come to work for them tips? suggestions? weird ideas? --- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington <cite>coldshadowater posted [p:887511413] in Guys, how ... [t:75826752]...</cite> <quote>you are trying to apply will be blown so hard they will be begging for you to come to work for them tips? suggestions? weird ideas?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SK8T3R215 09/29/17 12:21:24 PM #2:	Go to a recruiter and have them fix it up for you. --- New York Knicks, New York Jets, New York Yankees. <cite>SK8T3R215 posted [p:887511441] in Guys, how ... [t:75826752]...</cite> <quote>Go to a recruiter and have them fix it up for you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yaridovich 09/29/17 12:21:56 PM #3:	Slip a picture of your dick in there somewhere. --- Talk about backseat fishing http://i.imgur.com/VqWjuCs.png <cite>Yaridovich posted [p:887511474] in Guys, how ... [t:75826752]...</cite> <quote>Slip a picture of your dick in there somewhere.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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K181 09/29/17 12:22:39 PM #5:	Have pages 2-87 of your resume be a slash fiction you wrote about a random anime. --- The poster formerly known as Kakarot181: July 2, 2002 - March 14, 2012. Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:887511508] in Guys, how ... [t:75826752]...</cite> <quote>Have pages 2-87 of your resume be a slash fiction you wrote about a random anime.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coldshadowater 09/29/17 12:23:50 PM #6:	Yaridovich posted... Slip a picture of your dick in there somewhere. this might just work if I know what size requirement they needed.. but that's company secret --- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington <cite>coldshadowater posted [p:887511574] in Guys, how ... [t:75826752]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yaridovich posted...</cite> <quote>Slip a picture of your dick in there somewhere.</quote> this might just work if I know what size requirement they needed.. but that's company secret</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YourDrunkFather 09/29/17 12:23:59 PM #7:	coldshadowater posted... you are trying to apply will be blown so hard they will be begging for you to come to come work for them I mean if you're that good at giving head maybe you won't need a stellar resume --- One bourbon,one scotch,one beer <cite>YourDrunkFather posted [p:887511581] in Guys, how ... [t:75826752]...</cite> <quote><cite>coldshadowater posted...</cite> <quote>you are trying to apply will be blown so hard they will be begging for you to come to come work for them</quote> I mean if you're that good at giving head maybe you won't need a stellar resume</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coldshadowater 09/29/17 12:25:38 PM #8:	YourDrunkFather posted... coldshadowater posted... you are trying to apply will be blown so hard they will be begging for you to come to come work for them I mean if you're that good at giving head maybe you won't need a stellar resume Sadly, I am at best... average on that department, my skills has not yet reach to such a legendary level not even close --- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington <cite>coldshadowater posted [p:887511672] in Guys, how ... [t:75826752]...</cite> <quote><cite>YourDrunkFather posted...</cite> <quote><cite>coldshadowater posted...</cite> <quote>you are trying to apply will be blown so hard they will be begging for you to come to come work for them</quote> I mean if you're that good at giving head maybe you won't need a stellar resume</quote> Sadly, I am at best... average on that department, my skills has not yet reach to such a legendary level not even close</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coldshadowater 09/29/17 12:36:47 PM #9:	Asherlee10 posted... Pay to have your resume professionally created. this might just be my option --- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington <cite>coldshadowater posted [p:887512239] in Guys, how ... [t:75826752]...</cite> <quote><cite>Asherlee10 posted...</cite> <quote>Pay to have your resume professionally created.</quote> this might just be my option</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yaridovich 09/29/17 12:55:13 PM #10:	coldshadowater posted... Yaridovich posted... Slip a picture of your dick in there somewhere. this might just work if I know what size requirement they needed.. but that's company secret Can't win if you don't play the game. --- Talk about backseat fishing http://i.imgur.com/VqWjuCs.png <cite>Yaridovich posted [p:887513176] in Guys, how ... [t:75826752]...</cite> <quote><cite>coldshadowater posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Yaridovich posted...</cite> <quote>Slip a picture of your dick in there somewhere.</quote> this might just work if I know what size requirement they needed.. but that's company secret</quote> Can't win if you don't play the game.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coldshadowater 09/29/17 12:56:37 PM #11:	Yaridovich posted... coldshadowater posted... Yaridovich posted... Slip a picture of your dick in there somewhere. this might just work if I know what size requirement they needed.. but that's company secret Can't win if you don't play the game. I assume you did this before? :) --- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington <cite>coldshadowater posted [p:887513260] in Guys, how ... [t:75826752]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yaridovich posted...</cite> <quote><cite>coldshadowater posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Yaridovich posted...</cite> <quote>Slip a picture of your dick in there somewhere.</quote> this might just work if I know what size requirement they needed.. but that's company secret</quote> Can't win if you don't play the game.</quote> I assume you did this before? :)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Butterfiles 09/29/17 1:00:07 PM #12:	coldshadowater posted... Yaridovich posted... Slip a picture of your dick in there somewhere. this might just work if I know what size requirement they needed.. but that's company secret it usually is in the job posting --- http://www.last.fm/user/PigBun 56k warning <cite>Butterfiles posted [p:887513441] in Guys, how ... [t:75826752]...</cite> <quote><cite>coldshadowater posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Yaridovich posted...</cite> <quote>Slip a picture of your dick in there somewhere.</quote> this might just work if I know what size requirement they needed.. but that's company secret</quote> it usually is in the job posting</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coldshadowater 09/29/17 1:00:54 PM #13:	Butterfiles posted... coldshadowater posted... Yaridovich posted... Slip a picture of your dick in there somewhere. this might just work if I know what size requirement they needed.. but that's company secret it usually is in the job posting you are probably right, I should check it throughly --- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington <cite>coldshadowater posted [p:887513488] in Guys, how ... [t:75826752]...</cite> <quote><cite>Butterfiles posted...</cite> <quote><cite>coldshadowater posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Yaridovich posted...</cite> <quote>Slip a picture of your dick in there somewhere.</quote> this might just work if I know what size requirement they needed.. but that's company secret</quote> it usually is in the job posting</quote> you are probably right, I should check it throughly</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Distant_Rainbow 09/29/17 1:02:34 PM #14:	Asherlee10 posted... Pay to have your resume professionally created. Bad idea. --- Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: Tales of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/75581177 <cite>Distant_Rainbow posted [p:887513573] in Guys, how ... [t:75826752]...</cite> <quote><cite>Asherlee10 posted...</cite> <quote>Pay to have your resume professionally created.</quote> Bad idea.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DumbQuestion 09/29/17 1:02:55 PM #15:	Distant_Rainbow posted... Asherlee10 posted... Pay to have your resume professionally created. Bad idea. Why? <cite>DumbQuestion posted [p:887513586] in Guys, how ... [t:75826752]...</cite> <quote><cite>Distant_Rainbow posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Asherlee10 posted...</cite> <quote>Pay to have your resume professionally created.</quote> Bad idea.</quote> Why?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coldshadowater 09/29/17 1:03:49 PM #16:	DumbQuestion posted... Distant_Rainbow posted... Asherlee10 posted... Pay to have your resume professionally created. Bad idea. Why? yes.. double why? --- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington <cite>coldshadowater posted [p:887513631] in Guys, how ... [t:75826752]...</cite> <quote><cite>DumbQuestion posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Distant_Rainbow posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Asherlee10 posted...</cite> <quote>Pay to have your resume professionally created.</quote> Bad idea.</quote> Why?</quote> yes.. double why?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yaridovich 09/29/17 1:06:05 PM #17:	coldshadowater posted... DumbQuestion posted... Distant_Rainbow posted... Asherlee10 posted... Pay to have your resume professionally created. Bad idea. Why? yes.. double why? Triple why, I'd like to know too. --- Talk about backseat fishing http://i.imgur.com/VqWjuCs.png <cite>Yaridovich posted [p:887513722] in Guys, how ... [t:75826752]...</cite> <quote><cite>coldshadowater posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DumbQuestion posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Distant_Rainbow posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Asherlee10 posted...</cite> <quote>Pay to have your resume professionally created.</quote> Bad idea.</quote> Why?</quote> yes.. double why?</quote> Triple why, I'd like to know too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazinBlue88 09/29/17 1:06:17 PM #18:	SK8T3R215 posted... Go to a recruiter Correct answer. --- http://i.imgur.com/R15aJJ3.png http://i.imgur.com/NJqp6LS.png PSN/XBL: BlazinBlue88 <cite>BlazinBlue88 posted [p:887513730] in Guys, how ... [t:75826752]...</cite> <quote><cite>SK8T3R215 posted...</cite> <quote>Go to a recruiter</quote> Correct answer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Distant_Rainbow 09/29/17 1:13:28 PM #19:	DumbQuestion posted... Distant_Rainbow posted... Asherlee10 posted... Pay to have your resume professionally created. Bad idea. Why? Gone through a professional resume-maker, your resume will be formulaic and stereotyped, indistinguishable from tons of other people who decide on the same route for their own resumes. Recruiters for companies have a knack for detecting these things, especially the ones who work for large/well-known corporations. Very high chance they'll give it one look, say 'meh' and shove it aside as borderline or below cases. Not to say that it's a 'completely' bad idea. However, unless said professional knows you well personally and you actually meet up with him and invest time together writing it, it's not going to help much. You'd do better to get a few examples from such people, consult them, then get creative while writing yourself. Better yet, if you're lucky enough to personally know someone who has experience as a recruiter, consult him and seek advice on how to write up a resume, tailored just for you and your unique experiences, that could catch people's eyes in a positive way. Same goes for people who give lectures on advice for job interviews. If you simply do everything those lectures advise you, you're likely getting your name struck off the list by the interviewer. Creativity and responses tailored to fit yourself wins out these days. --- Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: Tales of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/75581177 <cite>Distant_Rainbow posted [p:887514086] in Guys, how ... [t:75826752]...</cite> <quote><cite>DumbQuestion posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Distant_Rainbow posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Asherlee10 posted...</cite> <quote>Pay to have your resume professionally created.</quote> Bad idea.</quote> Why?</quote> Gone through a professional resume-maker, your resume will be formulaic and stereotyped, indistinguishable from tons of other people who decide on the same route for their own resumes. Recruiters for companies have a knack for detecting these things, especially the ones who work for large/well-known corporations. Very high chance they'll give it one look, say 'meh' and shove it aside as borderline or below cases. Not to say that it's a 'completely' bad idea. However, unless said professional knows you well personally and you actually meet up with him and invest time together writing it, it's not going to help much. You'd do better to get a few examples from such people, consult them, then get creative while writing yourself. Better yet, if you're lucky enough to personally know someone who has experience as a recruiter, consult him and seek advice on how to write up a resume, tailored just for you and your unique experiences, that could catch people's eyes in a positive way. Same goes for people who give lectures on advice for job interviews. If you simply do everything those lectures advise you, you're likely getting your name struck off the list by the interviewer. Creativity and responses tailored to fit yourself wins out these days.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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