Current Events > Would you want to be the first man on Mars?

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https://www.nasa.gov/content/journey-to-mars-overview

They are anticipating having manned missions starting in the 2030s.
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1 ton steamroll
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Well this all sounds like some ME:A shit, living somewhere not Earth, a new home and all the propoganda to go along with it.

Would not want to live on Mars and really sure I would not want to be one of the 1st men there.
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Offworlder1 posted...

Well this all sounds like some ME:A shit, living somewhere not Earth, a new home and all the propoganda to go along with it.

Would not want to live on Mars and really sure I would not want to be one of the 1st men there.

But your username is literally offworld!
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Elon Musk says:

https://www.theguardian.com/science/video/2017/sep/29/elon-musk-manned-mars-mission-spacex-video
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Why would want to live on Mars? After all the Space Jews fled from it after the Lucifer Experiment happened, which is why you have to lock the doors at night.

Don't repeat history people or the fruits of eden will snap your spiritual testicles.

Or something like that.
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hell no
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Mars is freaking Space Gatlinburg. It takes forever to get there, and you're all cramped during the trip because dad is six feet tall and needs the leg room in the tiny freaking two door spaceship, and there's nothing to even look at for the whole trip. But that's not the worst part. The wort part is when you get there, there's nothing there. You literally just flew across the freaking solar system fighting with your dumbass sister who kept crossing the line in the back seat and there's not a damn thing there. Sand. There's sand. But holy f*** DevsBro this sand is pink. It's not like the sand back home. Because it's pink. Pink f***ing sand was worth all this. So you say to dad "this is cool and all" (you totally lied) "but how about we backtrack and hit up the bungee jumping and gokarts we literally flew past on Phobos to get here" and dad won't do it because dammit we came to see Mars and we're gonna freaking see Mars. We're gonna see so much damn Mars that our eyes will permanently see pink forever. Pink. Freaking. Sand. Well once dad finally gets his fill of putting freaking flags on the planet and scooping up that damn pink sand, you get back in the ship and take off back past Phobos and cry a little inside as you dread the millions-of-miles trip back accross the freaking solar system to that place where the sand is tan.
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Metal_Bomberman posted...

1 ton steamroll

I kinda miss those shitposts.
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DevsBro posted...

Mars is freaking Space Gatlinburg. It takes forever to get there, and you're all cramped during the trip because dad is six feet tall and needs the leg room in the tiny freaking two door spaceship, and there's nothing to even look at for the whole trip. But that's not the worst part. The wort part is when you get there, there's nothing there. You literally just flew across the freaking solar system fighting with your dumbass sister who kept crossing the line in the back seat and there's not a damn thing there. Sand. There's sand. But holy f*** DevsBro this sand is pink. It's not like the sand back home. Because it's pink. Pink f***ing sand was worth all this. So you say to dad "this is cool and all" (you totally lied) "but how about we backtrack and hit up the bungee jumping and gokarts we literally flew past on Phobos to get here" and dad won't do it because dammit we came to see Mars and we're gonna freaking see Mars. We're gonna see so much damn Mars that our eyes will permanently see pink forever. Pink. Freaking. Sand. Well once dad finally gets his fill of putting freaking flags on the planet and scooping up that damn pink sand, you get back in the ship and take off back past Phobos and cry a little inside as you dread the millions-of-miles trip back accross the freaking solar system to that place where the sand is tan.

LOL
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Only if there was a first hot girl on mars there with me
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easiest fuck no ever
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Nah, I doubt I could come up with something epic enough for my first step.
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CarlGrimes posted...

Nah, I doubt I could come up with something epic enough for my first step.

I'd say something trollish as hell

like "Praise unto the creator, Jim Davis, and banish demon Garfield from your life"
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