Poll of the Day > Who wants to tell me a joke?

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ss4parrothair
09/27/17 10:51:13 AM
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Go go go
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ss4parrothair
09/27/17 11:38:57 AM
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Apparently this topic.
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Muffinz0rz
09/27/17 11:46:18 AM
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My sex life

EDIT: I keep forgetting I have a girlfriend, my sex life is actually great. That's just usually my default when someone wants a joke.

Here's one for you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUXi4ppLm-U

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Firewood18
09/27/17 12:10:27 PM
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An American, a Frenchman, an Italian and a German are standing at the edge of a crowd around a street performance.
The performer asks "Can everyone see in the back?"
The gentlemen reply: Yes, oui, si, ja.
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Mario_VS_DK
09/27/17 12:18:41 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
My sex life

EDIT: I keep forgetting I have a girlfriend, my sex life is actually great. That's just usually my default when someone wants a joke.


Here, let me try.

My <strikeout>sex</strikeout> life.
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Muffinz0rz
09/27/17 12:23:18 PM
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Mario_VS_DK posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
My sex life

EDIT: I keep forgetting I have a girlfriend, my sex life is actually great. That's just usually my default when someone wants a joke.


Here, let me try.

My <strikeout>sex</strikeout> life.

I like that
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Ogurisama
09/27/17 12:28:18 PM
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darcandkharg31
09/27/17 12:31:08 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up? That's the joke.

You suck McBain!
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BobToxsick
09/27/17 12:45:27 PM
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How do you make a little girl cry twice?

Wipe your bloody d*** on her teddy bear
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Ogurisama
09/27/17 3:56:18 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
Ogurisama posted...
Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up? That's the joke.

You suck McBain!

And now, my Woody Allen impression.
"I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls."
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Mover_of_Zigs
09/27/17 7:21:25 PM
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Why do no bills ever pass in horse congress?

They always vote "neigh"
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BobToxsick
09/29/17 12:30:44 PM
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Last night I stopped a rape....i decided to stay home
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Mover_of_Zigs
09/29/17 2:16:14 PM
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BobToxsick posted...
Last night I stopped a rape....i decided to stay home

Good, because you were asking for it the way you were dressed.
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TheWorstPoster
09/29/17 8:17:53 PM
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Gaming on a Mac
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Susanowo
09/29/17 8:22:38 PM
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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/75826586

The topic title is a joke itself...
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