Current Events > Crazy when you hear about athletes having 15 kids from 10 diff women

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or any celebrity type of person.

like bruh.....wtf. it's absolutely crazy. how do they not learn.

do they unironically believe these women when they say "dw babe I'm on the pill"

Cromartie can't help it

Super sperm
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Cromartie even got another after getting a vasectomy.

Super. Sperm.
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Should be illegal. Those kids are going to be all fucked up.
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who is in the wrong. the dude or the girls for getting pregnant as a scummy way to get a payday

Trayvon posted...

who is in the wrong. the dude or the girls for getting pregnant as a scummy way to get a payday

If the girl's intention is truly a payday, then imo, her. It is wrong to make your kid a circus act, so you can get money.
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Ok I read maybe the world's greatest rant on this on reddit. It details a first hand account on how and why NBA stars get trapped into this.

Read all of /u/YungSnuggie's comments here, it's worth it:

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1ulxb4/mormon_faith_more_important_to_jabari_parker_than/cejpqf8/?context=4
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Trayvon posted...

who is in the wrong. the dude or the girls for getting pregnant as a scummy way to get a payday

Maybe no one. I mean the guy's get to tap the hottest ass they've ever seen in their lives and the kind of ass most people on this Earth will never get to see in person, and the women get to use their one talent (because these women clearly aren't lawyers or anything) to make their way in life. Maybe you could say everyone wins.
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what's there not to believe. sex is good.
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My neighbor's dad was in a jazz band in the 70s and has like 20-40 kids no fucking bullshit. My neighbor is following his father's footsteps and has 5 kids from 3 women at the age of 24.

Yes I live on the edge of the hood...

But no shit this man is like 60 or 70 something years old and has 20-40 children from ages 40 down to teenagers. I've met about 9 or 10 of them. Dude is a true rolling stone. I guess he impregnated a bunch of the groupies he met when he went on tour.
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De Evolution posted...

My neighbor's dad was in a jazz band in the 70s and has like 20-40 kids no fucking bullshit. My neighbor is following his father's footsteps and has 5 kids from 3 women at the age of 24.

Yes I live on the edge of the hood...

But no shit this man is like 60 or 70 something years old and has 20-40 children from ages 40 down to teenagers. I've met about 9 or 10 of them. Dude is a true rolling stone. I guess he impregnated a bunch of the groupies he met when he went on tour.

Jesus fucking christ

You'd think that after like, baby number 4 or something he'd start using condoms?
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Cromartie couldn't remember the names of all his kids when he only had 9 of them.
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pinky0926 posted...

De Evolution posted...

My neighbor's dad was in a jazz band in the 70s and has like 20-40 kids no fucking bullshit. My neighbor is following his father's footsteps and has 5 kids from 3 women at the age of 24.

Yes I live on the edge of the hood...

But no shit this man is like 60 or 70 something years old and has 20-40 children from ages 40 down to teenagers. I've met about 9 or 10 of them. Dude is a true rolling stone. I guess he impregnated a bunch of the groupies he met when he went on tour.

Jesus fucking christ

You'd think that after like, baby number 4 or something he'd start using condoms?

Nah I spoke to my roommate he said he had a conversation with our neighbor's dad. He actually believes it's a man's duty to spread his seed and that he purposely didn't wear condoms. So he took the opportunity he had while touring with different musicians and having a bit of fame to impregnate as many women possible.

Yeah.....
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How did Wilt Chamberlain get away with no kids
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kuwab0 posted...

How did Wilt Chamberlain get away with no kids

Strong pull out game.
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Athletes tend to be stupid in the brain. who knew
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Not seeing a problem...
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I remember the story I read about Darko Milicic catching people stealing used condoms out of his garbage.
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If I had money, I'd have a bunch of kids
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pinky0926 posted...

Ok I read maybe the world's greatest rant on this on reddit. It details a first hand account on how and why NBA stars get trapped into this.

Read all of /u/YungSnuggie's comments here, it's worth it:

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1ulxb4/mormon_faith_more_important_to_jabari_parker_than/cejpqf8/?context=4

Real talk.
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But the players that do that are stupid, you can spot a thot a mile away.

Wait, I didn't know that word was three+ years old.
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De Evolution posted...

kuwab0 posted...

How did Wilt Chamberlain get away with no kids

Strong pull out game.

isnt there a theory that he banged very few women and preferred men?
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There's a "theory" about that for basically anyone famous enough.
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Chief Keef has like 7 kids and he's 22
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I'm not understanding this topic. Athletes are rich and the women they sleep with and have kids are hot. Add to the fact sex is enjoyable if you are doing it right. What are you 12?
Who cares how many kids they have?
They have money and they aren't your kids. Unless they got with a chick you wanted not understanding the hurt.
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donttrysohard posted...

I'm not understanding this topic. Athletes are rich and the women they sleep with and have kids are hot. Add to the fact sex is enjoyable if you are doing it right. What are you 12?
Who cares how many kids they have?
They have money and they aren't your kids. Unless they got with a chick you wanted not understanding the hurt.

yeah because you cant have a stable life like that, who would think that lifestyle is okay?
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Awesome posted...

donttrysohard posted...

I'm not understanding this topic. Athletes are rich and the women they sleep with and have kids are hot. Add to the fact sex is enjoyable if you are doing it right. What are you 12?
Who cares how many kids they have?
They have money and they aren't your kids. Unless they got with a chick you wanted not understanding the hurt.

yeah because you cant have a stable life like that, who would think that lifestyle is okay?

You must be young. What works for you doesn't work for everyone. Make no mistake having 10 plus kids is not for me but I'm not rich so who knows. One sizes doesn't fit all. Who are you to say what's stable for everyone or what type of lifestyle someone wants.
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donttrysohard posted...

Awesome posted...

donttrysohard posted...

I'm not understanding this topic. Athletes are rich and the women they sleep with and have kids are hot. Add to the fact sex is enjoyable if you are doing it right. What are you 12?
Who cares how many kids they have?
They have money and they aren't your kids. Unless they got with a chick you wanted not understanding the hurt.

yeah because you cant have a stable life like that, who would think that lifestyle is okay?

You must be young. What works for you doesn't work for everyone. Make no mistake having 10 plus kids is not for me but I'm not rich so who knows. One sizes doesn't fit all. Who are you to say what's stable for everyone or what type of lifestyle someone wants.

sounds like you are taking offense to it
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Not at all
Let me clear that up so their is no confusion
Like I stated 10 plus kids aren't for me but why do I care how many kids millionaires have.....I guess unless I was jealous that they are having kids with hot women. I'm just wondering where the judgement is coming from? Especially from people who aren't even in their shoes
If anything I do take offense to others trying dictate how someone should live their life just because it's not the way they live theirs.....especially when that person isn't doing anything illegal
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pinky0926 posted...

Maybe you could say everyone wins.

the players definitely do not win

they typically go bankrupt a couple years out of the league

i think yungsnuggie was onto something in noting women were behaving according to incentives created by our economy, but missed the real culprit. our court system. he identified the ruling of 100k+/year as ridiculous for child support, but didn't note the courts and judges handing down those support orders as the ones responsible for the problem.

if there were a cap to child support, this system would disappear overnight.
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The only people that should get arrested are these scumbag football players knocking up these ladies

Pussy is a powerful thing
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These kids would be sent to the night's watch if this was on GoT
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pinky0926 posted...

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1ulxb4/mormon_faith_more_important_to_jabari_parker_than/cejpqf8/?context=4

Oh god, this is amazing.

edit: I see this post got crossposted to /r/bestof, but more disturbingly /r/theredpill, and let me tell you trenchcoat wearing neckbeards something before yall try to crown me the king of you dry dick mother fuckers. For all the colossal shitting I just did on hoes in this post, this is not in any way representative of the female population at large. I'm simply speaking on a small, super super small, minority subculture. I would never imply or suggest that all women, not even a majority, are out here throwin the pussy like a boomerang hoping to catch some rich dude sperm. I still put ladies above everything. That's still your mama, that's still your sister, that's still the mother of your children. This post is not meant to be critical of women; rather, its meant to be critical of money and the economy (created by dudes) that women are forced to live in. It's not because women are manipulative, its because men are fucking ********, I stated that from the jump. Cons come in all genders, if men could get a cozy 18 year stipend from fucking Hillary Clinton there would be a line of thirst wrapped around the white house. Even though I shits on these hoes, I still respect them like they my own family, because they are. I'm familiar with TRP, yall the most salty, confused, sexually depraved group of misogynistic no pussy gettin dudes I ever seen, that's real. Ain't no need to start a war on women cause you ugly and you ain't got no money and you fell for the sweet smell of that vaginal lining. That's on you dude; blaming the pussy for this is like blaming video games for school violence. At some point you took the stupidity into your own hands. That ain't the wave yall

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pegusus123456 posted...

pinky0926 posted...

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1ulxb4/mormon_faith_more_important_to_jabari_parker_than/cejpqf8/?context=4

Oh god, this is amazing.

edit: I see this post got crossposted to /r/bestof, but more disturbingly /r/theredpill, and let me tell you trenchcoat wearing neckbeards something before yall try to crown me the king of you dry dick mother fuckers. For all the colossal shitting I just did on hoes in this post, this is not in any way representative of the female population at large. I'm simply speaking on a small, super super small, minority subculture. I would never imply or suggest that all women, not even a majority, are out here throwin the pussy like a boomerang hoping to catch some rich dude sperm. I still put ladies above everything. That's still your mama, that's still your sister, that's still the mother of your children. This post is not meant to be critical of women; rather, its meant to be critical of money and the economy (created by dudes) that women are forced to live in. It's not because women are manipulative, its because men are fucking ********, I stated that from the jump. Cons come in all genders, if men could get a cozy 18 year stipend from fucking Hillary Clinton there would be a line of thirst wrapped around the white house. Even though I shits on these hoes, I still respect them like they my own family, because they are. I'm familiar with TRP, yall the most salty, confused, sexually depraved group of misogynistic no pussy gettin dudes I ever seen, that's real. Ain't no need to start a war on women cause you ugly and you ain't got no money and you fell for the sweet smell of that vaginal lining. That's on you dude; blaming the pussy for this is like blaming video games for school violence. At some point you took the stupidity into your own hands. That ain't the wave yall

That dude is a savage

For anyone going, "Why's it a big deal? He's a millionaire."

A majority of professional athletes go bankrupt shortly after leaving their professions (which often last well under a decade).

It takes about 200k to raise a kid from birth to 18 years old. Bare minimum. Assuming he's the breadwinner in his household and that he's paying damn close to 100% child support, that means he will spend:

200k/kid x 14 kids = 2.8 million

Someone who carelessly decides to do something that costs 3 million is likely to make other careless decisions. Like buying multimillion dollar mansions and high-end cars.

Seriously, the odds are that this dude will be destitute within a decade.

Athletes are dumbasses that don't use protection?

Color me shocked.
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All hail YungSnuggie
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How is this anyone else's problem?
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fuck these people
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_Rinku_ posted...

For anyone going, "Why's it a big deal? He's a millionaire."

A majority of professional athletes go bankrupt shortly after leaving their professions (which often last well under a decade).

It takes about 200k to raise a kid from birth to 18 years old. Bare minimum. Assuming he's the breadwinner in his household and that he's paying damn close to 100% child support, that means he will spend:

200k/kid x 14 kids = 2.8 million

Someone who carelessly decides to do something that costs 3 million is likely to make other careless decisions. Like buying multimillion dollar mansions and high-end cars.

Seriously, the odds are that this dude will be destitute within a decade.

So? That's the athlete's fault for not managing his money correctly. Also it takes nowhere near 200k to raise a kid, but w/e.
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pinky0926 posted...

Trayvon posted...

who is in the wrong. the dude or the girls for getting pregnant as a scummy way to get a payday

Maybe no one. I mean the guy's get to tap the hottest ass they've ever seen in their lives and the kind of ass most people on this Earth will never get to see in person, and the women get to use their one talent (because these women clearly aren't lawyers or anything) to make their way in life. Maybe you could say everyone wins.

Well, damn, what a pleasant surprise. I finally agree 100 percent with pinky on something.
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Awesome posted...

donttrysohard posted...

I'm not understanding this topic. Athletes are rich and the women they sleep with and have kids are hot. Add to the fact sex is enjoyable if you are doing it right. What are you 12?
Who cares how many kids they have?
They have money and they aren't your kids. Unless they got with a chick you wanted not understanding the hurt.

yeah because you cant have a stable life like that, who would think that lifestyle is okay?

The only stable I need is a stable of hoez.
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pegusus123456 posted...

pinky0926 posted...

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1ulxb4/mormon_faith_more_important_to_jabari_parker_than/cejpqf8/?context=4

Oh god, this is amazing.

edit: I see this post got crossposted to /r/bestof, but more disturbingly /r/theredpill, and let me tell you trenchcoat wearing neckbeards something before yall try to crown me the king of you dry dick mother fuckers. For all the colossal shitting I just did on hoes in this post, this is not in any way representative of the female population at large. I'm simply speaking on a small, super super small, minority subculture. I would never imply or suggest that all women, not even a majority, are out here throwin the pussy like a boomerang hoping to catch some rich dude sperm. I still put ladies above everything. That's still your mama, that's still your sister, that's still the mother of your children. This post is not meant to be critical of women; rather, its meant to be critical of money and the economy (created by dudes) that women are forced to live in. It's not because women are manipulative, its because men are fucking ********, I stated that from the jump. Cons come in all genders, if men could get a cozy 18 year stipend from fucking Hillary Clinton there would be a line of thirst wrapped around the white house. Even though I shits on these hoes, I still respect them like they my own family, because they are. I'm familiar with TRP, yall the most salty, confused, sexually depraved group of misogynistic no pussy gettin dudes I ever seen, that's real. Ain't no need to start a war on women cause you ugly and you ain't got no money and you fell for the sweet smell of that vaginal lining. That's on you dude; blaming the pussy for this is like blaming video games for school violence. At some point you took the stupidity into your own hands. That ain't the wave yall

God bless this man
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Darkman124 posted...

the players definitely do not win

they typically go bankrupt a couple years out of the league

As well I'm sure it can be hard on some of the kids, depending on the level of involvement of the father. Regardless of if you're supported financially or have a great mother, if your father is absent for the most part or emotionally uninvolved with you that can be tough to deal with
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