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saspa
09/23/17 1:56:08 PM
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his pedophile arrest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aecBA50K9zw



Like fucking lol. What are the odds? The commercial is all about presenting his life in a storybook happy ending and then a week later he gets busted for pedophilia prison. And subsequently sent to jail. And losing everything. Everything.

That's what really blew my mind. Life is strange. Coincidences like that don't just happen.
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NibeIungsnarf
09/23/17 1:56:28 PM
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Would be funny if it aired today
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JaredFogle
09/23/17 1:58:03 PM
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NibeIungsnarf posted...
Would be funny if it aired today

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eston
09/23/17 1:59:26 PM
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Subway put all their chips on Jared, but did anyone even like him that much? He never got me to go to Subway
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PostCrisisJ2
09/23/17 2:01:04 PM
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I wonder if he's fat again.
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action52
09/23/17 2:03:31 PM
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eston posted...
Subway put all their chips on Jared, but did anyone even like him that much? He never got me to go to Subway

Speak for yourself! The day he got arrested was just a horrible, traumatic experience for all us "Jared-nauts." We felt betrayed and some of us will never be able to enjoy delicious Subway sandwiches like we did before.
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weapon_d00d816
09/23/17 2:04:16 PM
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Was there pedophilia too or was it just the statutory rape of the 16 year old?
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Wing_Phoenix
09/23/17 2:04:45 PM
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Was he actually convicted or is this one of those cases where being accused is enough to screw someone regardless of the trial results?
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Kitt
09/23/17 2:16:23 PM
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There was some Jared pants challenge thing on their website too.
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myzz7
09/23/17 2:19:09 PM
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jared hooked up with a post - puberty teenaged girl - i mean yeah that shouldn't be allowed and some legal punishment is warranted but i have no mega scorn for the guy to "rot in prison forever" like so many people think. pedophile is too broad of a term - he wasn't diddling toddlers
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NadYobWoc
09/23/17 2:20:27 PM
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Coincidences like that don't just happen


Sure they do
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Kitt
09/23/17 2:22:54 PM
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myzz7 posted...
jared hooked up with a post - puberty teenaged girl - i mean yeah that shouldn't be allowed and some legal punishment is warranted but i have no mega scorn for the guy to "rot in prison forever" like so many people think. pedophile is too broad of a term - he wasn't diddling toddlers

I think him and the guy who runs his foundation was also distributing child porn.

Plus he traveled to another state to have sex with that teen, which is illegal in some places if they're under 18.
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darkjedilink
09/23/17 2:49:32 PM
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Kitt posted...
myzz7 posted...
jared hooked up with a post - puberty teenaged girl - i mean yeah that shouldn't be allowed and some legal punishment is warranted but i have no mega scorn for the guy to "rot in prison forever" like so many people think. pedophile is too broad of a term - he wasn't diddling toddlers

I think him and the guy who runs his foundation was also distributing child porn.

Plus he traveled to another state to have sex with that teen, which is illegal in some places if they're under 18.

All of this.

And he was convicted.
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Wing_Phoenix
09/24/17 12:48:19 AM
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ClunkerSlim posted...
Wing_Phoenix posted...
Was he actually convicted or is this one of those cases where being accused is enough to screw someone regardless of the trial results?

Clearly Subway set him up because he was going to come out against their new sandwich.



I never claimed Subway set him up but there have been lots of cases where the court of public opinion hasn't given a damn what the results of the trial were and has condemned the accused even when they were not convicted. The OJ Simpson trial being a well known example.

Which is why I asaked about the trial results.
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Zikten
09/24/17 12:51:05 AM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
Was there pedophilia too or was it just the statutory rape of the 16 year old?

just statutory rape. like usual CE doesn't know what pedophelia means
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Suikoden
09/24/17 12:53:42 AM
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Zikten posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Was there pedophilia too or was it just the statutory rape of the 16 year old?

just statutory rape. like usual CE doesn't know what pedophelia means


wasn't he also caught w/ child porn & texting ppl about wanting to bang 12 year olds too
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CensorErik
09/24/17 12:53:56 AM
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PostCrisisJ2 posted...
I wonder if he's fat again.

Well, he's still eating footlo... Nope! I'm better than this joke.
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Zikten
09/24/17 12:57:43 AM
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jail food is very unhealthy and he lives in a cell. so he probably IS fat again
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Wing_Phoenix
09/24/17 12:58:23 AM
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Zikten posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Was there pedophilia too or was it just the statutory rape of the 16 year old?

just statutory rape. like usual CE doesn't know what pedophelia means


Isn't 16 legal age? So what was the crime exactly?
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Zikten
09/24/17 1:00:24 AM
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actually I think the girls were younger. I thought I heard 15 year olds and 14 year olds. but also 16 is not legal in all states. it depends on what state Jared lived in.
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CensorErik
09/24/17 1:05:26 AM
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Wing_Phoenix posted...
Zikten posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Was there pedophilia too or was it just the statutory rape of the 16 year old?

just statutory rape. like usual CE doesn't know what pedophelia means


Isn't 16 legal age? So what was the crime exactly?

They LITERALLY typed statutory rape in the post you quoted. Lol. Wtf?
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Returning_CEmen
09/24/17 1:16:43 AM
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I honestly haven't been to Subway sincs
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Wing_Phoenix
09/24/17 1:30:07 AM
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Legal age is really something that needs to be the same nationwide IMO.
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Zikten
09/24/17 1:30:54 AM
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Wing_Phoenix posted...
Legal age is really something that needs to be the same nationwide IMO.

what age would you pick?
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Wing_Phoenix
09/24/17 1:38:13 AM
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Probably 16. If you are old enough to be given a driver's license you are old enough to judge when you want to have sex, who with, and weigh the risks of that choice. Whether a person does actually consider the risks is another story but I don't think people magically become more likely to consider such things at 17 or 18.
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saspa
09/26/17 12:16:29 AM
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eston posted...
Subway put all their chips on Jared, but did anyone even like him that much? He never got me to go to Subway

Like him? Try "even heard of him" instead. I only know of him because Austin Powers 2 did a joke about him with fat bastahd, which made me aware of his existence all those years ago.

It's hilarious how they put all their subs on Jared, and it blew up in their faces. I remember Community having a pretty long arc with Subway also, and while it did not specifically mention the Jared, it is especially hilarious in hindsight due to some of the jokes.
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saspa
09/28/17 12:18:34 AM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
Was there pedophilia too or was it just the statutory rape of the 16 year old?

myzz7 posted...
jared hooked up with a post - puberty teenaged girl - i mean yeah that shouldn't be allowed and some legal punishment is warranted but i have no mega scorn for the guy to "rot in prison forever" like so many people think. pedophile is too broad of a term - he wasn't diddling toddlers

Wait what? All this time it was just a 16 year old girl he was involved with? I distinctly remember people saying the fbi cia found children porn on his computer and stuff, and that he was prostituting young kids.

Pretty sure having sex with a 16 year old isn't what got him ostracized and sent to be beat up in prison, since that's not remotely wrong.
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prince_leo
09/28/17 12:25:26 AM
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there was a guy who lived in the same dorm as him who said in an interview that jared was distributing porn all the time, and there were rumors he had child porn which was proven true
so like, it's even worse that this was decades long
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saspa
09/30/17 1:31:36 AM
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Honestly I watch this on TV, then a week later on CE (where I get my news, of course) there's this breaking report that the dude has been arrested on suspicion of pedophilia rings, and then convicted of all crimes charged with.

My mind was spinning. I was like "holy lol that's hilarious!"
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saspa
10/02/17 6:42:46 AM
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prince_leo posted...
there was a guy who lived in the same dorm as him who said in an interview that jared was distributing porn all the time, and there were rumors he had child porn which was proven true
so like, it's even worse that this was decades long

For realsies
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Kineth
10/02/17 6:54:07 AM
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PostCrisisJ2 posted...
I wonder if he's fat again.


I dunno. He might be getting daily exercise trying to escape from other inmates with vigilante's intent.
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JimmyJumper6
10/02/17 6:58:12 AM
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Jared was fucking innocent man, the young girl was staged and the evidence was planted by Burger King
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JimmyJumper6
10/02/17 6:58:35 AM
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Jk glad he's in prison right now
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Swagnificent119
10/02/17 7:49:10 AM
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CensorErik
10/02/17 1:42:30 PM
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JimmyJumper6 posted...
Jared was fucking innocent man, the young girl was staged and the evidence was planted by Burger King

Insert clever Whopper joke here _______.
XD
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saspa
10/04/17 6:54:46 AM
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Chicken
10/04/17 7:50:53 AM
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I'm going to subway today but fuck that creep.
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saspa
10/06/17 6:01:47 AM
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Chicken posted...
I'm going to subway today but fuck that creep.

You can't be serious.
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saspa
10/08/17 6:55:47 AM
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You'd still go to subway?
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CensorErik
10/09/17 8:09:33 PM
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Stop bumping this topic. It's dead. Let it RIP.
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Yaridovich
10/09/17 8:11:14 PM
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I literally JUST ate a Subway sandwich

E3SNk0r
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Chicken
10/11/17 7:03:45 AM
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saspa posted...
Chicken posted...
I'm going to subway today but fuck that creep.

You can't be serious.

Spicy Italian on herb and cheese.
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saspa
10/13/17 6:33:40 AM
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Yaridovich posted...
I literally JUST ate a Subway sandwich

E3SNk0r

Why does your subway logo look different from my subway logo? Where's the pointy arrows?
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Yaridovich
10/13/17 6:35:41 AM
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I wonder this too. A friend of mine got some subway from a different location and got the arrow font so maybe it's just the middle of a transition?
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JlM
10/13/17 6:39:18 AM
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Remember that lady who said Jared asked her if she would put cameras in her little kids' rooms? That was creepy as fuck.
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Howl
10/13/17 6:41:26 AM
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I wonder if his wife had any idea of what he was doing? She'd be a good interview guest on a show like Joe Rogan's podcast or something tbh.
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Zikten
10/15/17 12:59:47 AM
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Howl posted...
I wonder if his wife had any idea of what he was doing? She'd be a good interview guest on a show like Joe Rogan's podcast or something tbh.

supposedly she didn't. she divorced him as soon as she found out.
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saspa
10/17/17 6:24:25 AM
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JlM posted...
Remember that lady who said Jared asked her if she would put cameras in her little kids' rooms? That was creepy as fuck.

Proof/link?
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