Current Events > Going to a "club" tonight, need advice

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*It's more like they're rearranging furniture in a restaurant and making it like a club, not an actual venue.

I've been to a couple clubs before and didn't really feel it. At this point my plan is to pre-game, get wasted, and go from there.

Also I'm going with my coworker and we're fucking losers. He refuses to dance while I'm a horrible dancer who just rolls with it. And there's mainly gonna be frat/sorority people there. Honestly this is simply an excuse to get drunk for me.
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Watch a few episodes of Keys to the VIP first so that you know what not to do
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the key is to get wasted before you go there
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If you can't dance, make it look like it's on purpose. What I do is I do a little jig to the right and I do a little jig to the left, then I face plant through a table so it makes people laugh and women help you up and into their apartment.
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Romulox28 posted...

the key is to get wasted before you go there

That is the plan. Got like 2/3rds of a bottle of whiskey I'm gonna get on before I go inside. Plan on only getting like 2 or 3 drinks there if that.

CirocObama posted...

Get wasted and have fun. Just laugh and shoot the shit.

Dress well though, and smell good. Most resto's that turn into lounges at night attract an older crowd. Be your best self and tell us tomorrow you got down with a cougar.

Oh it's a sorority event, so idk if there will be too many older peeps. I'm dressing...eh, there's no dress code and I need a haircut so I'm defaulting to a red flannel long-sleeve, 511s, some boots and a beanie. I look nice enough but not flashy. Don't want people thinking I'm made of money because I'm broke af.
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Blue_Dream87 posted...

That is the plan. Got like 2/3rds of a bottle of whiskey I'm gonna get on before I go inside. Plan on only getting like 2 or 3 drinks there if that.

atta boy
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Ends up my cohort is gonna be dipping early from the event, so I need to find some people to attach myself to. I have a coworker who's kinda running it, maybe I'll have her play match maker.
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Bump. So far I got 2 shots in me, gonna take a 3rd before I head to the meetup.

Hopefully I'll roll in on 5-6 shots, don't wanna get so drunk that I get stopped at the door.
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What the hell? You can't drink for shit.
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I haven't really eaten too much today. Plus I still got work tomorrow, I'm not trying to get shitfaced.
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Pay attention to your drinks and don't take a group of women home. Take 1 girl home max.

Don't get drugged/roofied and then robbed like I did.
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What's a good pre-game alcohol? Supposed to attend a party this weekend and don't wanna spend too much
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TrollSlayer11 posted...

Pay attention to your drinks and don't take a group of women home. Take 1 girl home max.

Don't get drugged/roofied and then robbed like I did.

Oh nobody is going home lol. Due to my shitty living arrangements I tend to go to the girls place.

AceAttorneyist posted...

What's a good pre-game alcohol? Supposed to attend a party this weekend and don't wanna spend too much

Vodka with a chaser or a simple screwdriver works. If you can mix it and sip on your way to a function, the better it is. I'm just hitting the whiskey because I have this bottle around and I don't need to chase it.

Also gotta plan around what you plan to drink at the party. Don't wanna mix too much. Like I'll never pregame on beer because you gotta drink so much of it and you'll be pissin like crazy. Not to mention I tailor off to beer as the night goes on.
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Yeah definitely be at least a little drunk before you get there. I hate clubs since I can't dance for shit unless drugs are involved
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thronedfire2 posted...

Yeah definitely be at least a little drunk before you get there. I hate clubs since I can't dance for shit unless drugs are involved

For real. Unfortunately I've decided to stick to alcohol for the time being. Though that may change the more drunk I get. I tend to attract people who are into... More than alcohol and when I'm drunk I fucking roll with it.
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TrollSlayer11 posted...

Pay attention to your drinks and don't take a group of women home. Take 1 girl home max.

Don't get drugged/roofied and then robbed like I did.

Damn, story?
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Pow Pow Punishment posted...

TrollSlayer11 posted...

Pay attention to your drinks and don't take a group of women home. Take 1 girl home max.

Don't get drugged/roofied and then robbed like I did.

Damn, story?

check my post history. it just happened last weekend.
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Are you the dude who passed out on his front lawn?

And my first 3 shots wore off. Imma bout to be a loser and drink in a fast food bathroom.
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Blue_Dream87 posted...

Are you the dude who passed out on his front lawn?

And my first 3 shots wore off. Imma bout to be a loser and drink in a fast food bathroom.

WTF? Just go home, sounds like your night is over.
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Lol I thought you might have meant a strip club since you put it in quotes
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