Current Events > *drives at the speed of light in a 65 mph zone*
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frozenshock 09/20/17 9:38:45 PM #1: |
What kind of ticket could I get?
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BootyGif 09/20/17 9:40:45 PM #2: |
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Path_ 09/20/17 9:40:48 PM #3: |
How big are your boobs?
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Kyurem-BW 09/20/17 9:50:51 PM #4: |
astronomical
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Zack_Attackv1 09/20/17 9:51:36 PM #5: |
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nexigrams 09/20/17 9:52:32 PM #6: |
The kind of ticket that takes infinite dollars to even approach paying it off.
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AlecSkorpio 09/20/17 9:53:11 PM #7: |
Trick question, the cop would be unable to notice you or catch you to give you the ticket.
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lilORANG 09/20/17 9:53:17 PM #8: |
are you a pretty girl who is willing to flirt?
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SageHarpuia 09/20/17 9:53:41 PM #9: |
Just take the Autobahn
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Patchwork 09/20/17 10:02:44 PM #10: |
In PA, $42.50 for exceeding 65 mph, and $2 multiplied by every mph from 70 to the speed of light.
Plus $10.00 for EMS costs, $75.00 surcharge, $39.00 general fund, and $10.00 for JCP/ATJ. Your license is essentially gone at 31 over. 5 points and departmental hearing. --- The mind is its own place, and in itself Can make a heav'n of hell, a hell of heav'n. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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scar the 1 09/20/17 10:04:42 PM #11: |
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DrizztLink 09/20/17 10:07:03 PM #12: |
The kind given to people who literally set the world on fire.
Posthumously. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Pogo_Marimo 09/20/17 10:12:42 PM #13: |
In MA, that would be a $670,616,665 fine.
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Kyurem-BW 09/20/17 10:16:11 PM #14: |
Patchwork posted...
In PA, $42.50 for exceeding 65 mph, and $2 multiplied by every mph from 70 to the speed of light. so 42+670,999,930x2+10+75+39+10 42+1,341,999860+10+75+39+10= 1,342,000,036 so just a bit over $1.3b in pa --- dont know why I even have one of these ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 09/20/17 10:17:43 PM #15: |
Trick question, the cop would be unable to notice you or catch you to give you the ticket. Assuming you're in a vacuum. In an atmosphere, it would be disas-- https://what-if.xkcd.com/1/ Oh, looks like someone beat me to it. (The diagram with the "disintegrating pitcher" and "unsuspecting batter" killed me.) --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Paragon21XX 09/20/17 10:22:01 PM #16: |
Real answer: there won't be anything in existence by the time you stop as you will have gone past the heat death of the universe, so a ticket is the least of your worries.
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nexigrams 09/20/17 10:23:16 PM #17: |
AlecSkorpio posted...
Trick question, the cop would be unable to notice you or catch you to give you the ticket. I mean the premise is so flawed to begin with that this answer seems supremely pedantic. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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