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LordMarshal 09/18/17 5:10:31 PM #1:	He parts and walks on it but i think hes trying to compensate from his lack of swimming skills. --- There can be only one. <cite>LordMarshal posted [p:886840772] in Can Jesus ... [t:75788963]...</cite> <quote>He parts and walks on it but i think hes trying to compensate from his lack of swimming skills.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GODTIER 09/18/17 5:12:11 PM #2:	Well I mean he lived in the desert so probably not --- #freesquader <cite>GODTIER posted [p:886840884] in Can Jesus ... [t:75788963]...</cite> <quote>Well I mean he lived in the desert so probably not</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vindris_SNH 09/18/17 5:13:05 PM #3:	Oh yeah I forgot omnipotence meant you can do anything but swim. --- glitteringfairy: Just build the damn wall ThyCorndog: and how exactly will that stop the mexican space program from orbital dropping illegal immigrants? <cite>Vindris_SNH posted [p:886840928] in Can Jesus ... [t:75788963]...</cite> <quote>Oh yeah I forgot omnipotence meant you can do anything but swim.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordMarshal 09/18/17 5:17:57 PM #4:	Vindris_SNH posted... Oh yeah I forgot omnipotence meant you can do anything but swim. Show me Jesus swimming. He can tell me privately as well. --- There can be only one. <cite>LordMarshal posted [p:886841198] in Can Jesus ... [t:75788963]...</cite> <quote><cite>Vindris_SNH posted...</cite> <quote>Oh yeah I forgot omnipotence meant you can do anything but swim.</quote> Show me Jesus swimming. He can tell me privately as well.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bobtuse 09/18/17 5:20:08 PM #5:	"No, Jesus. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to." --- . <cite>bobtuse posted [p:886841308] in Can Jesus ... [t:75788963]...</cite> <quote>"No, Jesus. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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