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Deadpool_18
09/17/17 7:57:08 PM
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I get heartburn simply from watching their commercials. Way too much syrupy fruit topping mounded onto what barely qualifies as a pastry.
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Turbam
09/17/17 7:57:33 PM
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Maybe you should order something else then.
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TheDarkCircle
09/17/17 7:58:01 PM
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Yeah idk how people do that to themselves.

Idk how people drink frappuccinos with whipped cream and chocolate sauce and all that shit either first thing in the morning
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DezCaughtIt
09/17/17 7:58:07 PM
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I just get the chicken and waffles
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Etherealfare
09/17/17 7:58:24 PM
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I love IHOP, the fuck are you talking about?
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Romulox28
09/17/17 7:59:03 PM
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Etherealfare posted...
I love IHOP, the fuck are you talking about?

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jsb0714
09/17/17 7:59:28 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
I get heartburn simply from watching their commercials. Way too much syrupy fruit topping mounded onto what barely qualifies as a pastry.

Speaks more to your weak-ass digestive system than IHOP.
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boxington
09/17/17 8:00:09 PM
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stuffed French Toast is pretty bomb
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Deadpool_18
09/17/17 8:01:42 PM
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jsb0714 posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
I get heartburn simply from watching their commercials. Way too much syrupy fruit topping mounded onto what barely qualifies as a pastry.

Speaks more to your weak-ass digestive system than IHOP.


Well, I mean, I don't have a gallbladder, so I'm a lot more sensitive to acidic or blatantly unhealthy foods.
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Axiom
09/17/17 8:03:01 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
jsb0714 posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
I get heartburn simply from watching their commercials. Way too much syrupy fruit topping mounded onto what barely qualifies as a pastry.

Speaks more to your weak-ass digestive system than IHOP.


Well, I mean, I don't have a gallbladder, so I'm a lot more sensitive to acidic foods.

Damn that sucks. IHOP is pretty great
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masticatingman
09/17/17 8:04:28 PM
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They have really good hash browns.

Whatever else I've had there seemed fine. If you don't like that style of food, it's not their fault exactly.
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Leight_Weight
09/17/17 8:04:29 PM
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Just chew and swallow bro
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--kresnik--
09/17/17 8:06:52 PM
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I just order five pancakes and eat them as they are. No need for butter or syrup.
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jumi
09/17/17 8:07:06 PM
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Romulox28 posted...
Etherealfare posted...
I love IHOP, the fuck are you talking about?

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the_alpha_beta
09/17/17 8:09:55 PM
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Well, usually you need to ingest it orally in order to eventually stomach it.
I feel like if you ingested it anally you would like... intestine it or something.

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Deadpool_18
09/17/17 8:12:03 PM
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masticatingman posted...
They have really good hash browns.

Whatever else I've had there seemed fine. If you don't like that style of food, it's not their fault exactly.


I just feel like the pastry to syrup ratio is too uneven, really. A food doesn't need to be drowned in sugar to be good.
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CarlGrimes
09/17/17 8:15:21 PM
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Those red velvet crepes.
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CarlGrimes
09/17/17 8:16:17 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
masticatingman posted...
They have really good hash browns.

Whatever else I've had there seemed fine. If you don't like that style of food, it's not their fault exactly.


I just feel like the pastry to syrup ratio is too uneven, really. A food doesn't need to be drowned in sugar to be good.

Most of the time you put the syrup on yourself. They don't put it on for you.
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Deadpool_18
09/17/17 8:18:06 PM
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CarlGrimes posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
masticatingman posted...
They have really good hash browns.

Whatever else I've had there seemed fine. If you don't like that style of food, it's not their fault exactly.


I just feel like the pastry to syrup ratio is too uneven, really. A food doesn't need to be drowned in sugar to be good.

Most of the time you put the syrup on yourself. They don't put it on for you.

Sorry, the commercial I just saw had syrupy apples, syrupy strawberries, and syrupy berries just dripping with processed gunk. I was like, "Those poor fruits."
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Skatz95
09/17/17 8:25:19 PM
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The macadamia nut pancakes reminded me of toenails when I was little.
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CarlGrimes
09/17/17 8:26:38 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
CarlGrimes posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
masticatingman posted...
They have really good hash browns.

Whatever else I've had there seemed fine. If you don't like that style of food, it's not their fault exactly.


I just feel like the pastry to syrup ratio is too uneven, really. A food doesn't need to be drowned in sugar to be good.

Most of the time you put the syrup on yourself. They don't put it on for you.

Sorry, the commercial I just saw had syrupy apples, syrupy strawberries, and syrupy berries just dripping with processed gunk. I was like, "Those poor fruits."

Then don't get the fruit ones. It is not like they have a small menu.
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salandrews
09/17/17 8:29:55 PM
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Its the best late night/ early spot after drinking
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CarlGrimes
09/17/17 8:42:49 PM
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salandrews posted...
Its the best late night/ early spot after drinking

The one in my town closes at 11.
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salandrews
09/17/17 8:44:56 PM
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CarlGrimes posted...
salandrews posted...
Its the best late night/ early spot after drinking

The one in my town closes at 11.


Suburban town?
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DezCaughtIt
09/17/17 8:45:08 PM
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CarlGrimes posted...
salandrews posted...
Its the best late night/ early spot after drinking

The one in my town closes at 11.

Mine is 24 hours on weekends
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CarlGrimes
09/17/17 8:47:22 PM
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DezCaughtIt posted...
CarlGrimes posted...
salandrews posted...
Its the best late night/ early spot after drinking

The one in my town closes at 11.

Mine is 24 hours on weekends

It was like that for maybe a month or two after it opened and then stopped. No idea why since it is next to a major highway and there are a lot of night owls in this area. Hell our Walmart closes at 10 for some reason.
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Deadpool_18
09/17/17 9:46:41 PM
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CarlGrimes posted...
DezCaughtIt posted...
CarlGrimes posted...
salandrews posted...
Its the best late night/ early spot after drinking

The one in my town closes at 11.

Mine is 24 hours on weekends

It was like that for maybe a month or two after it opened and then stopped. No idea why since it is next to a major highway and there are a lot of night owls in this area. Hell our Walmart closes at 10 for some reason.


Sounds like a very small town.
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CarlGrimes
09/17/17 9:58:54 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
CarlGrimes posted...
DezCaughtIt posted...
CarlGrimes posted...
salandrews posted...
Its the best late night/ early spot after drinking

The one in my town closes at 11.

Mine is 24 hours on weekends

It was like that for maybe a month or two after it opened and then stopped. No idea why since it is next to a major highway and there are a lot of night owls in this area. Hell our Walmart closes at 10 for some reason.

Sounds like a very small town.

But we are not. We are about 40 minutes outside Boston on the seacoast. We get a large amount of tourists, especially in the summer.
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Pics_nao_plz
09/17/17 9:59:30 PM
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Romulox28 posted...
Etherealfare posted...
I love IHOP, the fuck are you talking about?

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Deadpool_18
09/17/17 10:00:52 PM
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CarlGrimes posted...
Deadpool_18 posted...
CarlGrimes posted...
DezCaughtIt posted...
CarlGrimes posted...
salandrews posted...
Its the best late night/ early spot after drinking

The one in my town closes at 11.

Mine is 24 hours on weekends

It was like that for maybe a month or two after it opened and then stopped. No idea why since it is next to a major highway and there are a lot of night owls in this area. Hell our Walmart closes at 10 for some reason.

Sounds like a very small town.

But we are not. We are about 40 minutes outside Boston on the seacoast. We get a large amount of tourists, especially in the summer.


Wut. That's weird.
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Sayoria
09/17/17 10:06:01 PM
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IHOP has never offered even mediocre service in all the times I've been there. Florida IHOP? Shit. Maryland IHOP? Shit. Massachusetts IHOP? Still shit.

The workers never care and are lazy pieces of shit.
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Terra-enforcer
09/17/17 10:16:09 PM
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Pics_nao_plz posted...
Romulox28 posted...
Etherealfare posted...
I love IHOP, the fuck are you talking about?

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DonaldClinton
09/17/17 10:17:29 PM
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Deadpool_18 posted...
I get heartburn simply from watching their commercials. Way too much syrupy fruit topping mounded onto what barely qualifies as a pastry.

Their food is delicious
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Life Sympathy
09/17/17 10:38:23 PM
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Etherealfare posted...
I love IHOP, the fuck are you talking about?

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ProfDE
09/17/17 10:40:26 PM
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Their food is only mediocre, but my biggest complaint is it takes forever to get your food from the ones I have gone to.
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Zodd3224
09/17/17 10:42:55 PM
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jumi posted...
Romulox28 posted...
Etherealfare posted...
I love IHOP, the fuck are you talking about?

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SweetieBelle462
09/17/17 10:44:05 PM
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I just get some pancakes and syrup, ez game ez lyfe.
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Questionmarktarius
09/17/17 10:45:46 PM
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Stomach is fine. The colon is where the real fun begins.
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