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Solid Sonic
09/17/17 12:38:58 PM
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...would yours try to have you arrested for assault?
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ThyCorndog
09/17/17 12:42:31 PM
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my pillows have been crushed to death under the weight of my skull so they prolly cant
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NeonOctopus
09/17/17 12:43:21 PM
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frozenshock
09/17/17 12:46:08 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
What about waifu body pillows that people stick their penises in? >_>


People actually do that?
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NeonOctopus
09/17/17 12:51:22 PM
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Assume they do. Why else do they get body pillows of naked chicks in sexual positions? >_>
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Squidkids
09/17/17 12:56:55 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Assume they do. Why else do they get body pillows of naked chicks in sexual positions? >_>

I thought about getting a squidgirl one and ... eeww no .. not for that reason
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NeonOctopus
09/17/17 12:57:46 PM
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Robin_Dude
09/17/17 12:58:31 PM
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I don't sexually assault my pillows, no.

Though I do crush them under the weight of my body, and skull. So they'd probably press charges for that.
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