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DevsBro
09/15/17 9:06:25 AM
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Bring soup for lunch and no spoon.

Keep up the good work.
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AvlButtslam
09/15/17 9:06:58 AM
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*clap*
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DelianSK
09/15/17 9:07:01 AM
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Does Mrs. DevsBro not pack your lunch anymore?
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Caution999
09/15/17 9:07:07 AM
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Work doesn't have plastic spoons?
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Yaridovich
09/15/17 9:07:39 AM
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Soup is a drink too, you know.
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YoshitoKikuchi
09/15/17 9:07:51 AM
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DelianSK posted...
Does Mrs. DevsBro not pack your lunch anymore?

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Caution999
09/15/17 9:08:25 AM
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You could go to a grocery store that has a salad bar or soup area and take a plastic spoon. They likely have them out.
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Swagnificent119
09/15/17 9:09:04 AM
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Taco Bell has free sporks.

Also just drink it out the container like a man does.
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Santorin
09/15/17 9:09:09 AM
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Who doesn't keep utensils in their drawer at work?

I have the following

electric kettle
plate
fork, spoon, knife
soup bowl
salad bowl
two coffee mugs
water glass
can opener
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NeonOctopus
09/15/17 9:09:23 AM
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If there was only some alternative way we could consume liquids in a container
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bluezero
09/15/17 9:09:56 AM
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Santorin posted...
Who doesn't keep utensils in their drawer at work?

I have the following

electric kettle
plate
fork, spoon, knife
soup bowl
salad bowl
two coffee mugs
water glass
can opener

Who has a drawer?
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DevsBro
09/15/17 9:11:21 AM
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Does Mrs. DevsBro not pack your lunch anymore?

She is at camp this weekend, starting last night.

Work doesn't have plastic spoons?

For all the nice perks this job has compared to my previous ones, it's the really vital ones that they miss. No plasticware, no styrofoam cups, no granola bars in the break room.

My first day I was very thirsty.
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DevsBro
09/15/17 9:12:11 AM
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How am I gonna drink noodles?
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DelianSK
09/15/17 9:17:59 AM
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DevsBro posted...
Does Mrs. DevsBro not pack your lunch anymore?

She is at camp this weekend, starting last night.

Work doesn't have plastic spoons?

For all the nice perks this job has compared to my previous ones, it's the really vital ones that they miss. No plasticware, no styrofoam cups, no granola bars in the break room.

My first day I was very thirsty.


I buy some of that stuff and keep it for myself.
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Were_Wyrm
09/15/17 9:20:06 AM
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Slurp them as noisily as possible while saying in an obnoxiously loud voice "gee I wish the break room had plastic ware so I could eat my soup quieter".
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NeonOctopus
09/15/17 10:22:47 AM
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Yaridovich
09/15/17 10:35:07 AM
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Drink all the liquid then use your fingers gosh
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unpleasant_milk
09/15/17 10:52:14 AM
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Snort the soup and let the noodles inhabit a halfway house between mouth and nostrils.
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Zodd3224
09/15/17 10:53:51 AM
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Shove the soup can up your anus and let it sit until digested
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DevsBro
09/15/17 1:13:56 PM
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D-Lo_BrownTown
09/15/17 1:24:12 PM
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Devsbro a man who literally can't figure out how to drink soup somehow got a successful position at some place what's the rest of your guys excuse?
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DevsBro
09/15/17 1:29:34 PM
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I'm like one of those supergenius guys who has to wear diapers because he can't figure out how to use a toilet.
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kingdrake2
09/15/17 1:51:27 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Take 2 pens and use them as chopsticks like a true nihongo baka gaijin


i laughed, this is a great idea.
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DevsBro
09/15/17 1:53:58 PM
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I tried it with straws once...

Didn't work.
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Jiggy101011
09/15/17 1:58:12 PM
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Yaridovich posted...
Soup is a drink too, you know.



A drink with food in it. Yum.
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