Current Events > You need to pee. You go into a bathroom and see urinals 2 and 5 being used.

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ThyCorndog
09/14/17 4:55:58 PM
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What do you do?

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FF_Redux
09/14/17 4:57:10 PM
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BalisticWarri0r
09/14/17 4:57:42 PM
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Imagine this being a big deal for people.
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Funkydog
09/14/17 4:58:01 PM
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Even I know doing that is grounds for a glassing, but I guess even if I was a guy I would go to a stall I guess?
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OleBillyBoy225
09/14/17 4:58:05 PM
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You're seriously that bashful to not piss by a stranger?
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DelianSK
09/14/17 4:59:43 PM
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Not a big deal if there are dividers between the urinals.
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thompsontalker7
09/14/17 4:59:47 PM
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Urinal 1 or 3; the guy wants to be a dick so I'm not obligated to make him feel any more comfortable.
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scar the 1
09/14/17 5:01:59 PM
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Sexist topic full of toxic masculinity
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averagejoel
09/14/17 5:02:40 PM
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BalisticWarri0r posted...
Imagine this being a big deal for people.

I wish I was more surprised that i saw this on CE

edit: the OP, not this post
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philsov
09/14/17 5:03:16 PM
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now now, lets not be hasty with Mr. 2. It's possible there was a Mr. 4 and Mr. 1 when Mr. 2 entered, and have since left. This happens all the time with crappy parkers and various parking lots.

That said, 1 or 3 as a corrective action for subsequent pissers (as both 2 and 5 will be done while I'm still pissing) and possibly-justified penalty for Mr. 2.

Stalls are for pussies and shitters. I'm neither.
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NeonOctopus
09/14/17 5:03:19 PM
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ThyCorndog
09/14/17 5:04:33 PM
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you all make fair points
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ModLogic
09/14/17 5:05:17 PM
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Canuklehead
09/14/17 5:16:34 PM
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You're beside someone either way, so pee at #4 so you're closest to the exit in case you gotta get out of there in a hurry.
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