Current Events > If you were Batman, how would YOU deal with the Joker?

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XHJYFL
09/14/17 5:15:34 PM
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divot1338
09/14/17 5:20:37 PM
#52:


Break his spine.
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1NfamousACE_2
09/14/17 5:34:04 PM
#53:


Right before I kill him, I take off my mask and say "I'm Bruce Wayne bitch"

BLOAAAAW! KILL SHOT!
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Shadowplay
09/14/17 5:35:41 PM
#54:


Paralyze him like in The Dark Knight Returns.
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Shotgunnova
09/14/17 5:38:02 PM
#55:


1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Right before I kill him, I take off my mask and say "I'm Bruce Wayne bitch"
BLOAAAAW! KILL SHOT!
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mortimerjames
09/14/17 5:40:12 PM
#56:


retire and move to LA
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TheoryzC
09/14/17 5:44:32 PM
#57:


Zikten posted...
put him in a jail cell inside the batcave so I can keep an eye on him instead of letting Arkham have him, when they keep letting him escape

Arkham Manor. And of course chaos ensues
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ChromaticAngel
09/14/17 5:49:50 PM
#58:


Foppe posted...
DevsBro posted...
build my own prison cell in the Batcave

Huh. You know, I was thinking there aren't a lot of downsides to this option but he'll probably escape at some point, and then he'd be loose in the Batcave with access to Wayne Manor and the secret identity.

On the other hand, Alfred might actually kill him in that case. With some takes on Alfred, it wouldn't be that far-fetched.


I think he already knows the secret identity deep down, he just dont want the cat and rat game to end.


Man.

Would be a retcon, but a really cool joker origin story IMO would be he's a stand up comedian or something who finds out that Batman is Bruce Wayne, and he tries telling everyone but everyone thinks he's fucking crazy so he gets locked up in Arkham Asylum and actually becomes insane and just has it out for Batman for ruining his life.
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Wedge Antilles
09/14/17 6:46:40 PM
#59:


"Remember that thing you did to Barbara Gordon?"
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Magyar15
09/14/17 6:49:33 PM
#60:


Lobotomy
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Sami1000
09/14/17 6:56:51 PM
#61:


Do lobotomy until he no longer even knows what Joker is.
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Zikten
09/14/17 7:02:09 PM
#62:


TheoryzC posted...
Arkham Manor. And of course chaos ensues

wasn't Arkham Manor run by other people though? he gave up his house. I'm talking just the Joker, and his cell is deep in the Bat Cave, not in the house and nobody outside the Bat Family knows he is there. I think it would be interesting to do in the comic, even if he eventually broke out. They could do a whole arc where he's just in the background of every cave scene, talking shit to Batman while he's trying to work.
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YoshitoKikuchi
09/14/17 7:37:01 PM
#63:


ChromaticAngel posted...
Foppe posted...
DevsBro posted...
build my own prison cell in the Batcave

Huh. You know, I was thinking there aren't a lot of downsides to this option but he'll probably escape at some point, and then he'd be loose in the Batcave with access to Wayne Manor and the secret identity.

On the other hand, Alfred might actually kill him in that case. With some takes on Alfred, it wouldn't be that far-fetched.


I think he already knows the secret identity deep down, he just dont want the cat and rat game to end.


Man.

Would be a retcon, but a really cool joker origin story IMO would be he's a stand up comedian or something who finds out that Batman is Bruce Wayne, and he tries telling everyone but everyone thinks he's fucking crazy so he gets locked up in Arkham Asylum and actually becomes insane and just has it out for Batman for ruining his life.


Awesome!
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YoshitoKikuchi
09/15/17 10:29:04 AM
#64:


Up
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Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead
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