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Blue_Inigo
09/14/17 11:26:31 AM
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rRex6UG

What the fuck are you gonna do about it?
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Gubbey
09/14/17 11:27:11 AM
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DoctorVader
09/14/17 11:28:46 AM
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Cut his legs off.
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Blue_Inigo
09/14/17 11:29:08 AM
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DoctorVader posted...
Cut his legs off.

I hope you have a railgun
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DemonBuffet
09/14/17 11:29:47 AM
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Nemesis is so bad ass!
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Blue_Inigo
09/14/17 12:34:41 PM
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Gubbey posted...
Attend her funeral

???
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Sami1000
09/14/17 12:38:55 PM
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I would yell at my gf for hitting this fine gentleman's hand with her ass, and apologize on my knees, while telling him its his right to punish my gf as he sees fit.
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Darklit_Minuet
09/14/17 12:39:42 PM
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Get her checked out for rabies, that guy doesn't look healthy at all
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Guy_Fieri
09/14/17 12:40:47 PM
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is it the goofy looking live action Nemesis
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DarkFists
09/14/17 12:41:10 PM
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If Nemesis hit any ass, they'd probably die, so...
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GiftedACIII
09/15/17 2:15:56 AM
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Do one with the buff dedede
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Life Sympathy
09/15/17 2:25:15 AM
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Cut his legs off with a state-of-the-art railgun
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mortimerjames
09/15/17 2:26:08 AM
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Turn super Saiyan and kill him
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Irony
09/15/17 2:26:15 AM
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Call the ambulance when she floors him
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Lightsasori
09/15/17 2:28:43 AM
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Life Sympathy posted...
Cut his legs off with a state-of-the-art railgun

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Blue_Inigo
09/15/17 7:48:14 PM
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GiftedACIII posted...
Do one with the buff dedede

I could do that when a high quality pic of him is out
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JE19426
09/15/17 7:52:05 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
???


What are the question marks for?
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Feline_Heart
09/15/17 7:53:57 PM
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Make out with my girlfriend messily and grab her ass while I'm doing it.
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ThineEnemy
09/15/17 9:54:59 PM
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Do I have a gun?

I quickly pull out my gun then with my amazing sleight of hand abilities, swiftly hand her the gun without getting noticed by Nemesis.

My next move would be to encourage my girlfriend with an inspiring song, but since I can't sing, I only say "Good luck, I love you, babe". But if she truly loves me, those words would be enough.

Being truly inspired by words, the rest would be up to her. She may either fight for her life and triumph and make hardcore sex with me afterwards, or turn to me and say "Are you for real right now?". Either way, I would be long gone to be able to see the outcome.
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Shotgunnova
09/15/17 9:57:03 PM
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I don't know what I'll do, but when I do it, I can definitely outrun him.
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