Current Events > I took my gf to the zoo and the zookeeper thanked me for bringing her back

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R0ttedHorror
09/11/17 7:15:17 PM
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Goddamn im funny
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WilliamPorygon
09/11/17 7:28:01 PM
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So you're hoping to bang a zoo animal then?
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Yaridovich
09/11/17 7:28:38 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
So you're hoping to bang a zoo animal then?


Sounds like he already did.
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chill02
09/11/17 7:29:11 PM
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that's not nice
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TheDarkCircle
09/11/17 7:37:37 PM
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One time a police officer is waiting by an intersection, when a car pulls up and stops at the light. He sees a man driving the car, but notices three baby monkeys sitting in the back. The cop yells out to the driver, "hey man, you need to take those monkeys to the zoo." The driver looks at him and says, "good idea!" and drives off.

A week later the cop is waiting by the intersection and sees the same car pull up. The driver still has the baby monkeys in the backseat, but they're all wearing sunglasses and hats. The cop yells, "hey I thought I told you to take them to the zoo?!"

The driver yells back, "I did! And they had so much fun, so today I'm taking them to the beach!"
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Axiom
09/11/17 7:38:40 PM
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I laughed but only because I'm playing Zoo Tycoon currently and this is relevant to me
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Weezy_Tha_Don
09/11/17 7:39:18 PM
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yo girl a termite? cause she about to have a mouth full of wood
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Vol2tex
09/11/17 7:46:12 PM
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TheDarkCircle posted...
One time a police officer is waiting by an intersection, when a car pulls up and stops at the light. He sees a man driving the car, but notices three baby monkeys sitting in the back. The cop yells out to the driver, "hey man, you need to take those monkeys to the zoo." The driver looks at him and says, "good idea!" and drives off.

A week later the cop is waiting by the intersection and sees the same car pull up. The driver still has the baby monkeys in the backseat, but they're all wearing sunglasses and hats. The cop yells, "hey I thought I told you to take them to the zoo?!"

The driver yells back, "I did! And they had so much fun, so today I'm taking them to the beach!"


Sounds like a Reader's Digest joke.
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3khc
09/11/17 7:53:01 PM
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She obviously a giraffe.

Because giraffed when she saw tc's penis.
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anth0ny
09/11/17 7:55:35 PM
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3khc posted...
She obviously a giraffe.

Because giraffed when she saw tc's penis.

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0AbsoluteZero0
09/11/17 8:01:11 PM
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3khc posted...
She obviously a giraffe.

Because giraffed when she saw tc's penis.

Swiiiing and a miss!
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mortimerjames
09/11/17 8:02:40 PM
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zookeeper's been banging your chick
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Vol2tex
09/12/17 11:59:52 AM
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mortimerjames posted...
zookeeper's been banging your chick


lol
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