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WafflehouseJK
09/11/17 2:37:15 AM
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I want it, damn it.
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MabusIncarnate
09/11/17 2:39:22 AM
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What?
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WafflehouseJK
09/11/17 2:41:24 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
What?

I want a live action remake of The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
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MabusIncarnate
09/11/17 2:42:11 AM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
What?

I want a live action remake of The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

No, I get it. But of all things, why this?
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3khc
09/11/17 2:42:44 AM
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Esmeralda
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legolas0008
09/11/17 2:43:10 AM
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Who would play him? I vote Steve Carell.
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WafflehouseJK
09/11/17 2:43:41 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
What?

I want a live action remake of The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

No, I get it. But of all things, why this?

Because it's one of my favorite Disney movies, and if any of their animated films could benefit from a live action remake, it's Hunchback.

Make some alterations to the Gargoyles, fix some minor pacing issues, and maybe throw in a little more of the darker stuff from the book and bump it up to a PG-13 rating, and you have a perfect fucking movie.
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WafflehouseJK
09/11/17 2:45:07 AM
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legolas0008 posted...
Who would play him? I vote Steve Carell.

I'm not sure who'd play Quasi honestly.

I want Ralph Fiennes to play Frollo though.

Alan Rickman would have been perfect for the role before he died though.
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MabusIncarnate
09/11/17 2:46:21 AM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
What?

I want a live action remake of The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

No, I get it. But of all things, why this?

Because it's one of my favorite Disney movies, and if any of their animated films could benefit from a live action remake, it's Hunchback.

Make some alterations to the Gargoyles, fix some minor pacing issues, and maybe throw in a little more of the darker stuff from the book and bump it up to a PG-13 rating, and you have a perfect fucking movie.

Fair enough. I'd go Aladdin personally, but films from our past effect us in different ways.
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Kajagogo
09/11/17 2:47:54 AM
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Ewan McGregor would make a great Clopin and Ian McKellen for Judge Frollo
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WafflehouseJK
09/11/17 2:49:33 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
What?

I want a live action remake of The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

No, I get it. But of all things, why this?

Because it's one of my favorite Disney movies, and if any of their animated films could benefit from a live action remake, it's Hunchback.

Make some alterations to the Gargoyles, fix some minor pacing issues, and maybe throw in a little more of the darker stuff from the book and bump it up to a PG-13 rating, and you have a perfect fucking movie.

Fair enough. I'd go Aladdin personally, but films from our past effect us in different ways.

See, I love Aladdin, but I'm not looking forward to the Aladdin remake personally.

Aladdin has very few if any major flaws that detract from it, and no one is going to be able to recapture what Robin Williams gave us with his Genie performance, especially not Will Smith.

Hunchback is a film that is fucking beautiful in terms of what it gets right, but it does have a few things that keep it from being the overall masterpiece it could be. I'd love to see those tiny details fixed while still doing what the original did amazingly well justice.
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Gamer99z
09/11/17 2:51:37 AM
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The animated movie is perfect as is, just leave it alone and make new properties or adaptations that need one.
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pegusus123456
09/11/17 2:53:35 AM
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Peter Dinklage as Quasimodo could make me actually watch a live-action Disney remake.
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Just_a_loser
09/11/17 2:55:42 AM
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Meh, they'd probably try to make Quasimodo attractive. Which would defeat the entire purpose of the movie.

Pass.
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YourDrunkFather
09/11/17 2:55:43 AM
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Starring Maise Williams
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WafflehouseJK
09/11/17 2:56:28 AM
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Gamer99z posted...
The animated movie is perfect as is, just leave it alone and make new properties or adaptations that need one.

Hunchback is an absolute beauty of a film, but it absolutely has some flaws.

The gargoyles tonally mess up the film a pretty fair bit, and personally, I;d love for them to go all out with the idea that their coming to life is simply something Quasi imagines, having them physically and literally coming to life throws that off.

There's some pacing issues, particularly around the Feast of Fools.

Phoebus honestly needs more screentime to allow the audience more time to relate and connect with him so it's less of a blow when Quasi doesn't get the girl.Maybe give him his own musical number in the remake.

Or shit, I'd love for them to incorporate part of the actual book's ending and actually kill off Esmeralda, would have a much larger emotional impact.
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WafflehouseJK
09/11/17 2:57:02 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Peter Dinklage as Quasimodo could make me actually watch a live-action Disney remake.

That honestly might not be terrible, but can he sing?
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pegusus123456
09/11/17 3:03:11 AM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
pegusus123456 posted...
Peter Dinklage as Quasimodo could make me actually watch a live-action Disney remake.

That honestly might not be terrible, but can he sing?

Oh, they sing in these live-action movies?
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WafflehouseJK
09/11/17 3:04:17 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
pegusus123456 posted...
Peter Dinklage as Quasimodo could make me actually watch a live-action Disney remake.

That honestly might not be terrible, but can he sing?

Oh, they sing in these live-action movies?

Some they do some they don't, but Hunchback's Soundtrack is the most beautiful part of the entire movie, no way can they cut that out.
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MabusIncarnate
09/11/17 3:05:38 AM
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He's an angry elf
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Kajagogo
09/11/17 3:06:48 AM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
pegusus123456 posted...
Peter Dinklage as Quasimodo could make me actually watch a live-action Disney remake.

That honestly might not be terrible, but can he sing?


No...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhXGjWRMz5M

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Smashingpmkns
09/11/17 3:09:09 AM
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Dinklage was in a rock band before he started acting. He was the vocalist. Might be a good choice. I thought of him immediately when I saw this topic tbh.
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ReignFury
09/11/17 3:10:35 AM
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YourDrunkFather posted...
Starring Maise Williams


Shes got the face for it
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DarthAragorn
09/11/17 3:10:53 AM
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I mean Maisie Williams looks just like Quasimodo but I don't think we need a live action remake of it

Oh shit I wasn't the first one to suggest it ITT
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WafflehouseJK
09/11/17 3:11:19 AM
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Kajagogo posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
pegusus123456 posted...
Peter Dinklage as Quasimodo could make me actually watch a live-action Disney remake.

That honestly might not be terrible, but can he sing?


No...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhXGjWRMz5M

I mean, while that's definitely not great, it's also Ice Age 4. Probably not the greatest showcase of an actor or singer's skills.
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Kajagogo
09/11/17 3:12:58 AM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
Kajagogo posted...
WafflehouseJK posted...
pegusus123456 posted...
Peter Dinklage as Quasimodo could make me actually watch a live-action Disney remake.

That honestly might not be terrible, but can he sing?


No...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhXGjWRMz5M

I mean, while that's definitely not great, it's also Ice Age 4. Probably not the greatest showcase of an actor or singer's skills.



Fair enough.
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DarkChozoGhost
09/11/17 3:15:04 AM
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Disney doesn't really try to appeal towards edgy manchildren, so they probably won't make one.
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WafflehouseJK
09/11/17 3:16:26 AM
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DarkChozoGhost posted...
Disney doesn't really try to appeal towards edgy manchildren, so they probably won't make one.

I bet you liked Chicken Little.
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DarkChozoGhost
09/11/17 3:26:04 AM
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I was always more of an Alladin guy. I could relate to someone that's always getting in trouble.
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