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lilORANG
09/10/17 9:33:59 PM
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He came at me like he was going for regular handshake so I reciprocated and last minute he switched it to that bro hug thing and so we kinda just slapped hands. Then he laughed and said "let's try that again" and we did the exact same thing again lol.

I got his number tho.

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vicedungwinsgam
09/10/17 9:34:35 PM
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i hate when people do that man
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Turbam
09/10/17 9:34:41 PM
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He's gonna tell his homes how you fucked up :V
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ImPickleRick
09/10/17 9:35:19 PM
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Why did you have to say black guy? You couldn't have just said guy? You're culturally appropriating black people by using them to enhance your story.
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Mystery_Mission
09/10/17 9:35:27 PM
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why was it necessary to mention he was black
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lilORANG
09/10/17 9:36:43 PM
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Mystery_Mission posted...
why was it necessary to mention he was black

because it got you to post.
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epik_fail1
09/10/17 9:36:56 PM
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Mystery_Mission posted...
why was it necessary to mention he was black


What's wrong with telling the skin color of your crush?
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ImPickleRick
09/10/17 9:37:32 PM
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epik_fail1 posted...
Mystery_Mission posted...
why was it necessary to mention he was black


What's wrong with telling the skin color of your crush?

Uhh you can't have a crush on someone of color without their consent.
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Bumjuice001
09/10/17 9:49:18 PM
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Returning_CEmen
09/10/17 10:05:25 PM
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Did you do some good daps?
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ShinobiNinjaX
09/10/17 10:24:43 PM
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lilORANG posted...
I got his number tho.

Gonna hook up later and make some chocolate and vanilla swirl?
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CapnMuffin
09/10/17 10:32:28 PM
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We all have TC.
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Skywalkah
09/10/17 10:32:59 PM
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youre on his beta list
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booboy
09/10/17 10:33:11 PM
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You're permanently white now, you know that right? >.>
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Offworlder1
09/10/17 10:56:49 PM
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This is a lame topic bro.
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C_Pain
09/10/17 10:58:25 PM
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GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY LILORANG HAS DROPPED THAT MAN ON HIS HEAD

"YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP!"
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lilORANG
09/10/17 11:04:26 PM
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ShinobiNinjaX posted...
lilORANG posted...
I got his number tho.

Gonna hook up later and make some chocolate and vanilla swirl?

Nah he invited me to a bbq
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ShinobiNinjaX
09/10/17 11:12:05 PM
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lilORANG posted...
ShinobiNinjaX posted...
lilORANG posted...
I got his number tho.

Gonna hook up later and make some chocolate and vanilla swirl?

Nah he invited me to a bbq

Oh. That doesn't sound as exciting but delicious just the same.
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CapnMuffin
09/10/17 11:12:15 PM
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lilORANG posted...
ShinobiNinjaX posted...
lilORANG posted...
I got his number tho.

Gonna hook up later and make some chocolate and vanilla swirl?

Nah he invited me to a bbq

Wait wait. BBQ or... cookout? Things just got more complicated for you.

http://neguswhoread.com/the-caucasians-guide-to-black-barbecues/
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ShinobiNinjaX
09/10/17 11:26:36 PM
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CapnMuffin posted...
lilORANG posted...
ShinobiNinjaX posted...
lilORANG posted...
I got his number tho.

Gonna hook up later and make some chocolate and vanilla swirl?

Nah he invited me to a bbq

Wait wait. BBQ or... cookout? Things just got more complicated for you.

http://neguswhoread.com/the-caucasians-guide-to-black-barbecues/

That was a great read, lol. The authour is a trip. Alot of that is very accurate too.
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Axiom
09/10/17 11:27:14 PM
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By the law of the world you may never shake a black man's hand again
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OrtegaTron
09/10/17 11:28:37 PM
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He's totally mocking you on secret black guy internet forums right now.
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ShinobiNinjaX
09/10/17 11:29:55 PM
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OrtegaTron posted...
He's totally mocking you on secret black guy internet forums right now.

I'm fairly certain those don't exist.
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averagejoel
09/10/17 11:30:00 PM
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one time i went in for a fist bump and the other guy went for a handshake and we both switched and i ended up shaking his fist. i still think about it a lot
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lilORANG
09/10/17 11:32:12 PM
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CapnMuffin posted...
lilORANG posted...
ShinobiNinjaX posted...
lilORANG posted...
I got his number tho.

Gonna hook up later and make some chocolate and vanilla swirl?

Nah he invited me to a bbq

Wait wait. BBQ or... cookout? Things just got more complicated for you.

http://neguswhoread.com/the-caucasians-guide-to-black-barbecues/


That was fun to read but he specifically called it a bbq
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Axiom
09/10/17 11:32:29 PM
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averagejoel posted...
one time i went in for a fist bump and the other guy went for a handshake and we both switched and i ended up shaking his fist. i still think about it a lot

I lol'd. That'd be so awkward
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ShinobiNinjaX
09/10/17 11:33:54 PM
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lilORANG posted...
CapnMuffin posted...
lilORANG posted...
ShinobiNinjaX posted...
lilORANG posted...
I got his number tho.

Gonna hook up later and make some chocolate and vanilla swirl?

Nah he invited me to a bbq

Wait wait. BBQ or... cookout? Things just got more complicated for you.

http://neguswhoread.com/the-caucasians-guide-to-black-barbecues/


That was fun to read but he specifically called it a bbq

He probably didn't want to throw you off by saying "cookout".
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lilORANG
09/10/17 11:35:21 PM
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ShinobiNinjaX posted...
lilORANG posted...
CapnMuffin posted...
lilORANG posted...
ShinobiNinjaX posted...
lilORANG posted...
I got his number tho.

Gonna hook up later and make some chocolate and vanilla swirl?

Nah he invited me to a bbq

Wait wait. BBQ or... cookout? Things just got more complicated for you.

http://neguswhoread.com/the-caucasians-guide-to-black-barbecues/


That was fun to read but he specifically called it a bbq

He probably didn't want to throw you off by saying "cookout".

Well then he's setting me up to embarrass myself more than i already have
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ShinobiNinjaX
09/10/17 11:37:35 PM
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You'll be fine, honestly.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
09/10/17 11:37:57 PM
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Turbam posted...
He's gonna tell his homes how you fucked up :V

He might tell his houses to!! :Y

@Turbam
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epik_fail1
09/11/17 12:34:35 AM
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ShinobiNinjaX posted...
CapnMuffin posted...
lilORANG posted...
ShinobiNinjaX posted...
lilORANG posted...
I got his number tho.

Gonna hook up later and make some chocolate and vanilla swirl?

Nah he invited me to a bbq

Wait wait. BBQ or... cookout? Things just got more complicated for you.

http://neguswhoread.com/the-caucasians-guide-to-black-barbecues/

That was a great read, lol. The authour is a trip. Alot of that is very accurate too.


Are you black and was this article a joke?
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ReignFury
09/11/17 1:07:50 AM
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KingArthur3D
09/11/17 1:10:42 AM
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lilORANG posted...
Mystery_Mission posted...
why was it necessary to mention he was black

because it got you to post.


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ImPickleRick
09/11/17 1:21:05 AM
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KingArthur3D posted...
lilORANG posted...
Mystery_Mission posted...
why was it necessary to mention he was black

because it got you to post.


r73VJe3

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lilORANG
09/11/17 9:24:05 AM
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ReignFury posted...
The dap is built in

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7kp2qspZS1qz9bwro1_400.gif

is "dap" what that kind of handshake is called? How do some people make it look so natural? I learned how to handshake the other way and have to really think about it to successfully dap.
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Parappa09
09/11/17 9:27:57 AM
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lilORANG
09/11/17 9:28:36 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
I thought you were black TC

why?
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Parappa09
09/11/17 9:36:50 AM
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lilORANG posted...
Parappa09 posted...
I thought you were black TC

why?

no idea, but just had it in my mind. maybe I got mixed up with someone else
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omega cookie
09/11/17 9:56:11 AM
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Congratulations, you are now a racist. Your white hood is in the mail.
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lilORANG
09/11/17 10:39:19 AM
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omega cookie posted...
Congratulations, you are now a racist. Your white hood is in the mail.

I better not have to pay shipping on this
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StickFigures720
09/11/17 11:05:31 AM
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Mystery_Mission posted...
why was it necessary to mention he was black

Scared?
ImPickleRick posted...
Why did you have to say black guy? You couldn't have just said guy? You're culturally appropriating black people by using them to enhance your story.

Cry some more.
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