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Verdekal
09/10/17 1:31:48 AM
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He kept going on about how Islam isn't really evil and how we should "understand" them.

I said "Not all Muslims are terrorists but almost all terrorists are Muslims." The whole class agreed with me and he had nothing.
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gafemaqs
09/10/17 1:32:29 AM
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I laughed kind of hard for some reason.
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/10/17 1:32:43 AM
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And then you took over the class and all the students swarmed around you and held you up on their shoulders?
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TheVipaGTS
09/10/17 1:32:58 AM
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Then Albert Einstein came in and lifted me on his shoulders as the class cheered.
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LightningAce11
09/10/17 1:33:10 AM
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The professors name? Albert Einstein.
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Squidkids
09/10/17 1:37:37 AM
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Verdekal posted...
He kept going on about how Islam isn't really evil and how we should "understand" them.

I said "Not all Muslims are terrorists but almost all terrorists are Muslims." The whole class agreed with me and he had nothing.

all terrorists are Muslims, you made him speechless because it is hard to comment on such a dumb statement.
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Verdekal
09/10/17 1:39:09 AM
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Squidkids posted...
Verdekal posted...
He kept going on about how Islam isn't really evil and how we should "understand" them.

I said "Not all Muslims are terrorists but almost all terrorists are Muslims." The whole class agreed with me and he had nothing.

all terrorists are Muslims, you made him speechless because it is hard to comment on such a dumb statement.

After a minute of being dumbfounded, he brought up neo nazis and we all rolled our eyes.
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TheVipaGTS
09/10/17 1:40:20 AM
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Verdekal posted...
After a minute of being dumbfounded, he brought up neo nazis and we all rolled our eyes.

"then my class rolled their eyes over to me and i became the new sociology teacher. my teachers assistant? albert einstein"
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Johnny_Nutcase
09/10/17 1:41:31 AM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
Verdekal posted...
After a minute of being dumbfounded, he brought up neo nazis and we all rolled our eyes.

"then my class rolled their eyes over to me and i became the new sociology teacher. my teachers assistant? albert einstein"


And they hoisted me up on their shoulders. Einstein shattered a hip and will be out for the rest of the semester.
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New_User0001
09/10/17 1:49:30 AM
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your professor, a man who ostensibly holds a doctoral degree in sociology, was dumbfounded by that dumb thing you said for a full minute? kudos to you man.

btw did you hear that Veronica Vaughn had sex with that weird bus driver?
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Verdekal
09/10/17 1:51:35 AM
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New_User0001 posted...
your professor, a man who ostensibly holds a doctoral degree in sociology, was dumbfounded by that dumb thing you said for a full minute? kudos to you man.

btw did you hear that Veronica Vaughn had sex with that weird bus driver?

Masters. And only Cum Laude. From some state school Nowheresville.

I look up every professor I have on Linkedin.






That was a Brian Griffin imitation.
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gafemaqs
09/10/17 1:51:37 AM
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New_User0001 posted...
your professor, a man who ostensibly holds a doctoral degree in sociology, was dumbfounded by that dumb thing you said for a full minute? kudos to you man.

btw did you hear that Veronica Vaughn had sex with that weird bus driver?

Piece of ace
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New_User0001
09/10/17 1:57:05 AM
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Verdekal posted...
New_User0001 posted...
your professor, a man who ostensibly holds a doctoral degree in sociology, was dumbfounded by that dumb thing you said for a full minute? kudos to you man.

btw did you hear that Veronica Vaughn had sex with that weird bus driver?

Masters. And only Cum Laude. From some state school Nowheresville.

I look up every professor I have on Linkedin.






That was a Brian Griffin imitation.


so this guy who holds a masters degree in sociology was dumbfounded for a full minute by that dumb, though completely unoriginal and non profound, thing you said? kudos to you man.
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averagejoel
09/10/17 2:00:54 AM
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and god himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the entire country

semper fi

ps close the borders
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Verdekal
09/10/17 2:01:08 AM
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New_User0001 posted...
Verdekal posted...
New_User0001 posted...
your professor, a man who ostensibly holds a doctoral degree in sociology, was dumbfounded by that dumb thing you said for a full minute? kudos to you man.

btw did you hear that Veronica Vaughn had sex with that weird bus driver?

Masters. And only Cum Laude. From some state school Nowheresville.

I look up every professor I have on Linkedin.






That was a Brian Griffin imitation.


so this guy who holds a masters degree in sociology was dumbfounded for a full minute by that dumb, though completely unoriginal and non profound, thing you said? kudos to you man.

Are you thickheaded?
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New_User0001
09/10/17 2:06:59 AM
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no... at least i don't think so. i mean I'm not taking a community college course in sociology or anything but i like to consider myself fairly intelligent.
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Delirious_Beard
09/10/17 2:08:03 AM
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tc you don't qualify
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ImTheMacheteGuy
09/10/17 2:13:34 AM
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Did you whip out your dick in class? That makes most professors shut up
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Verdekal
09/10/17 2:18:03 AM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Did you whip out your dick in class? That makes most professors shut up

Only half. Actually, probably more than half of sociology profs.
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