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stoltenberg11
09/07/17 10:29:00 PM
#51:


ce a bunch of prudes
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CanuckCowboy
09/07/17 10:30:48 PM
#52:


Volkswagen_Bros posted...
"No, she looks underage!"

"No, that's a man!"

Christ, what's with you people. The paranoia is strong.


I don't get the man shit but the underage thing is probly cause she looks fucking 14
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Lost_All_Senses
09/07/17 10:34:54 PM
#53:


stoltenberg11 posted...
ce a bunch of prudes


Prudophile>>>pedophile
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Trumpo
09/07/17 10:37:18 PM
#54:


ReignFury posted...
No she looks like shes 13

This like what the fuck
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slothica
09/07/17 10:39:14 PM
#55:


What are we playing?

I have Left 4 Dead 2 installed. Is she any good?
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Volkswagen_Bros
09/07/17 10:44:30 PM
#56:


According to CE, a girl that's barely legal might be a trap.

slothica posted...
What are we playing?

I have Left 4 Dead 2 installed. Is she any good?

You're comparing whose boobs are bigger.
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Zodd3224
09/08/17 7:17:25 AM
#57:


Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Wipes forehead

Zodd3224 posted...
How are you not in prison yet TC?

For what exactly my friend.

Enlighten me if you will.


Pretty sure being creepy AF is a felony
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Volkswagen_Bros
09/08/17 12:13:28 PM
#58:


Boy, am I glad you don't make the laws here.
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Zodd3224
09/08/17 12:17:45 PM
#59:


Boy, am I glad you dont have any children.

You dont have any children do you???
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Volkswagen_Bros
09/08/17 12:19:26 PM
#60:


You're all my children.

You can call me Papa Volks.
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Zodd3224
09/08/17 12:36:17 PM
#61:


Papa Volks, stop being creepy plz
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Volkswagen_Bros
09/08/17 12:41:05 PM
#62:


Can't be helped I'm afraid.

I'm simply enchanted by beautiful women.
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LittleRoyal
09/08/17 1:09:21 PM
#63:


Volkswagen_Bros posted...
You're all my children.

You can call me Papa Volks.

Hehe~ papa volks is funny
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Volkswagen_Bros
09/08/17 6:19:22 PM
#64:


Papa Volks loves all his children
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slothica
09/08/17 7:39:49 PM
#65:


Volkswagen_Bros posted...
You're comparing whose boobs are bigger.

I'd probably win.

No joke.

inb4picspls
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Pogo_Marimo
09/08/17 7:44:55 PM
#66:


0Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Can't be helped I'm afraid.

I'm simply enchanted by beautiful women.

Yeah, and you need to pay to have women "enchanted" by you.

And instead of being ashamed about that like a regular human, you flaunt it on a video game website. It's sad that you'll never know what it's like to have a woman actually love you and care about you in a way that doesn't just involve your money, and it's sad that you have no interest in changing that. Giving up is sad.
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Volkswagen_Bros
09/08/17 7:57:13 PM
#67:


slothica posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
You're comparing whose boobs are bigger.

I'd probably win.

No joke.

inb4picspls

Yum.

Pogo_Marimo posted...
0Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Can't be helped I'm afraid.

I'm simply enchanted by beautiful women.

Yeah, and you need to pay to have women "enchanted" by you.

And instead of being ashamed about that like a regular human, you flaunt it on a video game website. It's sad that you'll never know what it's like to have a woman actually love you and care about you in a way that doesn't just involve your money, and it's sad that you have no interest in changing that. Giving up is sad.


Pretty sure I only mentioned being enchanted by women, not the other way around, so now you've formed this assumption that I'm a loser who only interacts with women online solely based on this topic alone.

Goodness gracious, lad.
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PepperoniMaster
09/09/17 1:54:42 AM
#68:


Her mouth reminds me that of a beaver's.
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Squidkids
09/09/17 1:57:15 AM
#69:


splatoon? mk8?
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Pogo_Marimo
09/09/17 12:37:58 PM
#70:


Volkswagen_Bros posted...
slothica posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
You're comparing whose boobs are bigger.

I'd probably win.

No joke.

inb4picspls

Yum.

Pogo_Marimo posted...
0Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Can't be helped I'm afraid.

I'm simply enchanted by beautiful women.

Yeah, and you need to pay to have women "enchanted" by you.

And instead of being ashamed about that like a regular human, you flaunt it on a video game website. It's sad that you'll never know what it's like to have a woman actually love you and care about you in a way that doesn't just involve your money, and it's sad that you have no interest in changing that. Giving up is sad.


Pretty sure I only mentioned being enchanted by women, not the other way around, so now you've formed this assumption that I'm a loser who only interacts with women online solely based on this topic alone.

Goodness gracious, lad.

"Based solely on this topic alone"

Lmao
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Volkswagen_Bros
09/09/17 1:37:16 PM
#71:


You having a laugh there, mate.
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stoltenberg11
09/09/17 5:32:01 PM
#72:


why is this one dude in here on a bunch of alts trolling
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Volkswagen_Bros
09/09/17 10:03:37 PM
#73:


Now what dude would that be. I need names so I can confront them, granted I haven't done so already.
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SkittyOnWailord
09/09/17 10:20:18 PM
#74:


She looks just like one of my friend's daughter. With that said, that daughter is 13.
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Offworlder1
09/09/17 10:50:09 PM
#75:


She is not attractive, she is dressed like a child which is a turn off, and she looks really weird in the face.
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Squidkids
09/09/17 11:05:27 PM
#76:


Squidkids posted...
splatoon? mk8?

need anwer wanna play
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Volkswagen_Bros
09/09/17 11:11:10 PM
#77:


The paranoia, it is real.

@Squidkids posted...
Squidkids posted...
splatoon? mk8?

need anwer wanna play

You're too young to be playing Mortal Kombat 8, Momo-chan.
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Squidkids
09/09/17 11:54:57 PM
#78:


Volkswagen_Bros posted...
The paranoia, it is real.

@Squidkids posted...
Squidkids posted...
splatoon? mk8?

need anwer wanna play

You're too young to be playing Mortal Kombat 8, Momo-chan.

eh?
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psvitantifail
09/09/17 11:57:36 PM
#79:


oh yeah she can get it.
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Volkswagen_Bros
09/10/17 12:02:50 AM
#80:


Squidkids posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
The paranoia, it is real.

@Squidkids posted...
Squidkids posted...
splatoon? mk8?

need anwer wanna play

You're too young to be playing Mortal Kombat 8, Momo-chan.

eh?

Unless you mean Mario Kart 8 in which case, ya'll be best buds and have a blast together.
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Squidkids
09/10/17 12:51:17 AM
#81:


Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Squidkids posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
The paranoia, it is real.

@Squidkids posted...
Squidkids posted...
splatoon? mk8?

need anwer wanna play

You're too young to be playing Mortal Kombat 8, Momo-chan.

eh?

Unless you mean Mario Kart 8 in which case, ya'll be best buds and have a blast together.

mario kart 8 deluxe then
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jimbiz
09/10/17 12:56:53 AM
#82:


Sure we can play NBA 2K18 or Madden. Or even Destiny 2..
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Volkswagen_Bros
09/10/17 11:01:45 PM
#83:


@Squidkids posted...
mario kart 8 deluxe then

Very well. Make sure to shake hands or give each other a hug after the gaming session is over.

No questions asked.
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Squidkids
09/11/17 12:45:35 PM
#84:


Volkswagen_Bros posted...
@Squidkids posted...
mario kart 8 deluxe then

Very well. Make sure to shake hands or give each other a hug after the gaming session is over.

No questions asked.

oh okay
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Volkswagen_Bros
09/11/17 12:57:25 PM
#85:


Squidkids posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
@Squidkids posted...
mario kart 8 deluxe then

Very well. Make sure to shake hands or give each other a hug after the gaming session is over.

No questions asked.

oh okay

Also, if you wanna match her outfit, by all means go ahead.
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Squidkids
09/11/17 7:52:57 PM
#86:


Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Squidkids posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
@Squidkids posted...
mario kart 8 deluxe then

Very well. Make sure to shake hands or give each other a hug after the gaming session is over.

No questions asked.

oh okay

Also, if you wanna match her outfit, by all means go ahead.

not cute enough :p
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Volkswagen_Bros
09/11/17 7:59:36 PM
#87:


Squidkids posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Squidkids posted...
Volkswagen_Bros posted...
@Squidkids posted...
mario kart 8 deluxe then

Very well. Make sure to shake hands or give each other a hug after the gaming session is over.

No questions asked.

oh okay

Also, if you wanna match her outfit, by all means go ahead.

not cute enough :p

Come on, Momo.

It's not just about feeling cute, but sexy as well.
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Squidkids
09/11/17 8:27:40 PM
#88:


oh?
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Volkswagen_Bros
09/11/17 10:08:26 PM
#89:


WPLfCV0

Just imagine lying down next to that after playtime is over.
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PepperoniMaster
09/12/17 1:36:00 AM
#90:


Hubba hubba
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Volkswagen_Bros
09/13/17 12:20:57 AM
#91:


One more chance to appreciate this beauty.
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Volkswagen_Bros
09/15/17 1:02:27 AM
#92:


Do what now?
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SkittyOnWailord
09/15/17 1:04:06 AM
#93:


Volkswagen_Bros posted...
Do what now?


Play games with her. That's what.
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DocDelicious
09/15/17 1:07:20 AM
#94:


Ask her to get herself tested for STDs and provide documentation first.
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Volkswagen_Bros
09/15/17 2:23:40 PM
#95:


Play games with her you say... oh, I'll play games with her. And then some.

And she just turned 19, I believe. Fresh meat, baby.
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