Current Events > Pres Trump proposes Affordable Spare Act

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Under the ASA, companies will be unable to turn down spare tire shoppers on grounds that they do not own a vehicle. Americans will be required to purchase a spare tire. If you like your spare tire... wait, this just in... never mind. Spare tires will be required to have a tread at least 1/2" deep.
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I wish that cars just came with a fifth tire. Those donuts are pointless.
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This thread should have stayed in your head where it actually sounded funny
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Speaking of heads, Pres Trump proposes Affordable Hair Act

Under the AHA, companies will be unable to turn down haircut shoppers on grounds that they do not have hair. Americans will be required to get a haircut twice a month. If you like your hair... wait, this just in... never mind. Hair will be required to be at most 6" long.
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