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Muffinz0rz 09/03/17 11:03:59 PM #1:	So I bought the oldest one this picture that came with markers that you are supposed to color, it was of The Avengers. So I gave it to him and told him if he colored it in for me, i'd hang it up in my office. So he went at it for like two days and gave it to me, and I looked at it in disgust. I told him to show me a picture of a purple Iron Man, and he said he never saw a purple Iron Man before. He then excitedly told me "You can still hang it up though!" as I proceeded to head to the trash can with it. I explained that I wouldn't embarrass myself in front of my co-workers with such an abomination of a picture and next time i'll just burn $4 instead of getting him a present. He got an extra scoop of broccoli with dinner. --- Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:885978430] in My son is ... [t:75739033]...</cite> <quote>So I bought the oldest one this picture that came with markers that you are supposed to color, it was of The Avengers. So I gave it to him and told him if he colored it in for me, i'd hang it up in my office. So he went at it for like two days and gave it to me, and I looked at it in disgust. I told him to show me a picture of a purple Iron Man, and he said he never saw a purple Iron Man before. He then excitedly told me "You can still hang it up though!" as I proceeded to head to the trash can with it. I explained that I wouldn't embarrass myself in front of my co-workers with such an abomination of a picture and next time i'll just burn $4 instead of getting him a present. He got an extra scoop of broccoli with dinner.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamer99z 09/03/17 11:05:13 PM #2:	Lmao --- "You need to lay off the peanut-butthurt and u-jelly sandwiches" - Neon Octopus <cite>Gamer99z posted [p:885978496] in My son is ... [t:75739033]...</cite> <quote>Lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti 09/03/17 11:06:17 PM #3:	Are you sure he's even yours? --- http://i.imgur.com/GRZEGPm.gif http://imgur.com/OeMgQZT.gif <cite>MrResetti posted [p:885978565] in My son is ... [t:75739033]...</cite> <quote>Are you sure he's even yours?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 09/03/17 11:10:25 PM #4:	WTF man?? https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75739018 --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:885978813] in My son is ... [t:75739033]...</cite> <quote>WTF man?? https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/75739018</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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