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DevsBro
09/01/17 11:33:01 AM
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"Hey you guys want to come to our house to watch the game?"
"Sure sounds fun."
"Cool bring a dessert."

*sigh*

Nothing can ever be easy with you ladies, huh?
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DreadedWave
09/01/17 11:33:29 AM
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DevsBro posted...
Nothing can ever be easy with you ladies, huh?

We live to make your life harder :)
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DevsBro
09/01/17 11:34:03 AM
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Melonfarms
09/01/17 11:34:31 AM
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What are you going to bring?
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whitelytning
09/01/17 11:34:31 AM
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DreadedWave posted...
DevsBro posted...
Nothing can ever be easy with you ladies, huh?

We live to make your life harder :)


InB4 someone takes a swing at this softball...
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KiwiTerraRizing
09/01/17 11:34:34 AM
#6:


Put whipped cream on your dick
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Romulox28
09/01/17 11:34:36 AM
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Me: Hey, do you want to watch a movie?

Woman: Sure!

Woman takes out phone and proceeds to browse Facebook/Instagram/Snapchat/etc and play Candy Crush the entire time

Woman (40 minutes into the movie): Who is that guy? Why is he taking a gun out of that bag?
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Questionmarktarius
09/01/17 11:36:17 AM
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Romulox28 posted...
Me: Hey, do you want to watch a movie?

Woman: Sure!

Woman takes out phone and proceeds to browse Facebook/Instagram/Snapchat/etc and play Candy Crush the entire time

Woman (40 minutes into the movie): Who is that guy? Why is he taking a gun out of that bag?


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That's what it's for.
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DevsBro
09/01/17 11:37:00 AM
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What are you going to bring?

Something that costs a lot or something that costs a moderate amount and requires an hour or so of labor.

Mrs. DevsBro will probably do the labor part.

(inb4laborjoke)
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thanosibe
09/01/17 11:39:52 AM
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whitelytning posted...
DreadedWave posted...
DevsBro posted...
Nothing can ever be easy with you ladies, huh?

We live to make your life harder :)


InB4 someone takes a swing at this softball...
A real woman makes her man's dick hard not his life.

A real man makes his woman's pussy wet not her eyes.
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Silver Bearings
09/01/17 11:42:20 AM
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Go to the store and buy some cookies. A small price to pay for female companionship. It could be (and usually is) much worse.
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DevsBro
09/01/17 11:46:46 AM
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What does Rosebud mean
Is that the bad guy
Is she dead
Does he die
Who killed him

FFS woman watch and find out
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Muffinz0rz
09/01/17 11:48:36 AM
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Romulox28 posted...
Me: Hey, do you want to watch a movie?

Woman: Sure!

Woman takes out phone and proceeds to browse Facebook/Instagram/Snapchat/etc and play Candy Crush the entire time

Woman (40 minutes into the movie): Who is that guy? Why is he taking a gun out of that bag?

This hits home
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Butterfiles
09/01/17 11:52:22 AM
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Romulox28 posted...
Me: Hey, do you want to watch a movie?

Woman: Sure!

Woman takes out phone and proceeds to browse Facebook/Instagram/Snapchat/etc and play Candy Crush the entire time

Woman (40 minutes into the movie): Who is that guy? Why is he taking a gun out of that bag?

That's what you get for associating with women who haven't played Brave Fencer Musashi
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Old NoiseTank
09/01/17 11:53:44 AM
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nobody wants to feed your bum ass, bro.
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Leight_Weight
09/01/17 11:55:43 AM
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thanosibe posted...
whitelytning posted...
DreadedWave posted...
DevsBro posted...
Nothing can ever be easy with you ladies, huh?

We live to make your life harder :)


InB4 someone takes a swing at this softball...
A real woman makes her man's dick hard not his life.

A real man makes his woman's pussy wet not her eyes.

What a terrible post
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Romulox28
09/01/17 11:58:39 AM
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Butterfiles posted...
Romulox28 posted...
Me: Hey, do you want to watch a movie?

Woman: Sure!

Woman takes out phone and proceeds to browse Facebook/Instagram/Snapchat/etc and play Candy Crush the entire time

Woman (40 minutes into the movie): Who is that guy? Why is he taking a gun out of that bag?

That's what you get for associating with women who haven't played Brave Fencer Musashi

dont rub it in
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DevsBro
09/01/17 11:58:52 AM
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nobody wants to feed your bum ass, bro.

How does a dessert solve that problem?

How about whoever is hungry brings a bag of chips to eat themselves?
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Questionmarktarius
09/01/17 11:59:45 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Romulox28 posted...
Me: Hey, do you want to watch a movie?

Woman: Sure!

Woman takes out phone and proceeds to browse Facebook/Instagram/Snapchat/etc and play Candy Crush the entire time

Woman (40 minutes into the movie): Who is that guy? Why is he taking a gun out of that bag?

This hits home

This phenomenon is as old as home video itself, long before smartphones or even the modern internet existed.
"Let's watch a movie" is consistently interpreted as "do something else for the duration, but watch pieces of the movie sometimes" for some unknown reason.
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