Current Events > Divorced Nicolas Cage looks MORTIFIED after flirting attempt goes HORRIBLY wrong

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Darmik
08/31/17 1:01:53 AM
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http://www.msn.com/en-au/entertainment/entertainmentmovies/divorced-nicolas-cage-looks-mortified-after-flirting-attempt-goes-horribly-wrong/ar-AAr08nO?li

He might be a movie star, but that doesn’t mean Nicolas Cage is immune to the occasional flirting fail.

The actor - whose 11-year marriage to third wife Alice Kim ended in 2016 - was spotted seemingly hanging his head in shame at LA restaurant Sushi Gen, after an apparent attempt to chat a woman up fell flat on its face.

According to a witness, he introduced himself as Nicolas Cage and started pulling out the moves, only for her husband to then walk in!

But while the star looked gutted, his dining buddy, American Gods star Crispin Glover, apparently couldn’t stop laughing.

Nicolas is believed to have remained largely single since his divorce from Alice, 33, was finalised.


Picture of the MORTIFIED Nicholas
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Johnny_Nutcase
08/31/17 1:03:14 AM
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That's how I look at work all the time.
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Pastryarchy
08/31/17 1:03:39 AM
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Hundreds of hobos look like Nicolas Cage.
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DrizztLink
08/31/17 1:04:00 AM
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Poor Nic Cage. I love him as an actor, but he's an awful human.
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kuwab0
08/31/17 1:04:38 AM
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Axiom
08/31/17 1:05:50 AM
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I see he's still got that asian girl fetish
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Darmik
08/31/17 1:07:45 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
Poor Nic Cage. I love him as an actor, but he's an awful human.


I thought he was just a bit of a weirdo
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OpenlyGator
08/31/17 1:07:57 AM
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Not everyone can bring themselves to love a beast.

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DrizztLink
08/31/17 1:12:54 AM
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GregShmedley posted...
DrizztLink posted...
Poor Nic Cage. I love him as an actor, but he's an awful human.



What makes you say that?

The topic at hand?
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au_gold
08/31/17 1:15:25 AM
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The real tragedy here is that he's hanging out with Crispin Glover and they haven't made a movie together yet.
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AsianRobertLee
09/01/17 10:20:31 PM
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This reminds me of Jim Norton's story about meeting Nic Cage.
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MabusIncarnate
09/01/17 10:22:06 PM
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Is he HOT?!
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DezCaughtIt
09/01/17 10:22:33 PM
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So wait

When he has long hair in movies that's actually his hair?

It's not hair plugs put in for the film?





Wtf
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OEIO999
09/01/17 10:24:22 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
GregShmedley posted...
DrizztLink posted...
Poor Nic Cage. I love him as an actor, but he's an awful human.



What makes you say that?

The topic at hand?


So he's an awful human for hitting on someone? Lol, okay.
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Laserion
09/01/17 10:26:08 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
DrizztLink posted...
GregShmedley posted...
DrizztLink posted...
Poor Nic Cage. I love him as an actor, but he's an awful human.



What makes you say that?

The topic at hand?



I don't see how the topic at hand makes him an awful human being.

Yeah. It doesn't say that "he knew she was married but hit on her anyway" or something like that. He hit on a woman that may just as well have been available, until he found out otherwise.
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DezCaughtIt
09/01/17 11:54:16 PM
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DezCaughtIt posted...
So wait

When he has long hair in movies that's actually his hair?

It's not hair plugs put in for the film?

This is important damn it



Wtf

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RickyTheBAWSE
09/01/17 11:56:32 PM
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he probably wishes he could just put on John Travolta's face and hightail it outta there.
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DrizztLink
09/03/17 3:12:39 AM
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I mistyped.

He's awful AT being a human being.

I imagine he orders in restaurants by setting the menu on fire, flipping the table, then calmly asking the waitress for a burger, no onions.

He's like a robot that only got 40 percent of his humanity drive downloaded.
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boxington
09/03/17 3:18:01 AM
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imagining Crispin Glover laughing at Nicolas Cage failing to pick a woman up is funny to me.

...and also sad.
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sylverlolol
09/03/17 3:21:56 AM
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kuwab0 posted...
She missed the boat he could eat a peach for hours

lmao
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Cookie Bag
09/03/17 3:22:52 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
I mistyped.

He's awful AT being a human being.

I imagine he orders in restaurants by setting the menu on fire, flipping the table, then calmly asking the waitress for a burger, no onions.

He's like a robot that only got 40 percent of his humanity drive downloaded.

LMFAO

Something like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68BjP5f0ccE

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Shotgunnova
09/03/17 3:30:17 AM
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But while the star looked gutted, his dining buddy, American Gods star Crispin Glover, apparently couldn’t stop laughing.
lol
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Rob Cesternino
09/03/17 3:37:38 AM
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More photos here: http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/femail/article-4842228/Nicolas-Cage-flirts-woman-husband-shows-up.html
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OEIO999
09/03/17 10:14:21 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
I mistyped.

He's awful AT being a human being.

I imagine he orders in restaurants by setting the menu on fire, flipping the table, then calmly asking the waitress for a burger, no onions.

He's like a robot that only got 40 percent of his humanity drive downloaded.


So he's awful at being a human being, because you imagine him like that?
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Virus731
09/03/17 10:20:28 AM
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That's pretty hilarious.
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masterpug53
09/03/17 10:21:08 AM
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Rob Cesternino posted...
More photos here: http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/femail/article-4842228/Nicolas-Cage-flirts-woman-husband-shows-up.html


Looks like the husband was trying to put the moves on him.
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