Current Events > You lose 200 dollars but now you have meat vision.

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200 dollars is taken from your bank account but now you can create meat by staring intently at at something. This never goes away.
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Any kind of meat? Cooked if I wanted?
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What kind of meat?
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You'd be stupid not to do this. I'd save so much money in the long run.
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Mernardi posted...

What kind of meat?

Any meat you want. Safe to eat too.
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It sounds like an interesting way to kill someone too.
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200 dollars for free food for the rest of my life sounds like a good deal.
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Duncanwii posted...

Mernardi posted...

What kind of meat?

Any meat you want. Safe to eat too.

Fuck yeah then. I'd eat more than 200 dollars of steak in a week.
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hell yes

>go outside
>pick up trash
>stare at it
>free meat

but question for TC

If I wear sunglasses will the sunglasses turn to meat
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I always wanted to be Dyno Dad.
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Also, does meat vision work if you're staring at something through a television screen? I'd turn someone's mic into a hotdog for the lulz.
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Can you control this? What if you're having sex or something and then the girl just turns to meat while you're banging her? Or I'm playing video games and my tv turns to meat since I'm so focused on it.
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No deal. Losing control of a power like that would happen too easily.
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Duncanwii posted...

...you can create meat by staring intently at something.

* Does the meat appear on the something? (You stare at an empty plate on a table. Steak appears on top of plate.)
* Or does the something transform into meat? (You stare at an empty plate on a table. Plate transforms into steak, on top of table, no more plate.)


Duncanwii posted...

This never goes away.

* Does this means "you will never lose this power"? For just $200.
* Or does it mean "you will never be able to just stare at something intently"? Like boobs/ass/male gaze.
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Nah, would probably keep turning my monitor into meat.
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Ok, new rule. Things that were already meat can't be turned into meat. So no people, animals, and you can't turn meat into other kinds of meat.
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Mernardi posted...

Also, does meat vision work if you're staring at something through a television screen? I'd turn someone's mic into a hotdog for the lulz.

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Duncanwii posted...

Ok, new rule. Things that were already meat can't be turned into meat. So no people, animals, and you can't turn meat into other kinds of meat.

Well I'm out. I don't eat meat, but I was considering the power anyway in case I wanted to become an assassin that leaves no real evidence.
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Gheb posted...

Duncanwii posted...

Ok, new rule. Things that were already meat can't be turned into meat. So no people, animals, and you can't turn meat into other kinds of meat.

Well I'm out. I don't eat meat, but I was considering the power anyway in case I wanted to become an assassin that leaves no real evidence.

Well technically bones are not meat...
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Open up restaurant
Sell meat
$$$$$
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The Eko posted...

Open up restaurant
Sell meat
$$$$$

Restaurant means you have to hire skilled cooks. Now a butcher shop, all you need is someone out front selling your wares.
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