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literal_garbage
08/22/17 8:20:42 PM
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My coworker went out and bought 63 tickets after work today. How do I convince him to cut me in? I have a good feeling about this
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Funployee
08/22/17 8:21:44 PM
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ask nicely

state what you would do with the earnings
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literal_garbage
08/22/17 8:33:17 PM
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I don't see why that would be his business
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marthsheretoo
08/22/17 8:43:01 PM
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Marry them
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Syntheticon
08/22/17 10:40:37 PM
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literal_garbage posted...
My coworker went out and bought 63 tickets after work today. How do I convince him to cut me in? I have a good feeling about this

Convince? You don't have an argument. Offer to pay your share and you've got something to go on.
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literal_garbage
08/22/17 10:42:47 PM
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Syntheticon posted...
literal_garbage posted...
My coworker went out and bought 63 tickets after work today. How do I convince him to cut me in? I have a good feeling about this

Convince? You don't have an argument. Offer to pay your share and you've got something to go on.

Lmao why would I pay for this
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zakkkkkkk
08/22/17 10:44:08 PM
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literal_garbage posted...
Syntheticon posted...
literal_garbage posted...
My coworker went out and bought 63 tickets after work today. How do I convince him to cut me in? I have a good feeling about this

Convince? You don't have an argument. Offer to pay your share and you've got something to go on.

Lmao why would I pay for this


Not sure if serious.

EDIT: Should've read his username first.
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BilalPowell
08/22/17 10:44:20 PM
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Pay him for a couple tickets
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literal_garbage
08/22/17 10:44:41 PM
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BilalPowell posted...
Pay him for a couple tickets

literal_garbage posted...
Syntheticon posted...
literal_garbage posted...
My coworker went out and bought 63 tickets after work today. How do I convince him to cut me in? I have a good feeling about this

Convince? You don't have an argument. Offer to pay your share and you've got something to go on.

Lmao why would I pay for this

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KiwiTerraRizing
08/22/17 10:46:14 PM
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Does he have kids?

If so get a burner phone and some rope.
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do_ob_tpkillr
08/22/17 10:47:30 PM
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literal_garbage posted...
Lmao why would I pay for this


No contribution, no share.
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literal_garbage
08/22/17 11:51:48 PM
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So much for the milk of human kindness
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