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Solar_Crimson
08/19/17 11:09:20 AM
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ItsYourFault
08/19/17 11:10:21 AM
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no wonder men were shitfaced back then.
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Cheater87
08/19/17 11:12:06 AM
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You need a LOT of liquor to get close to kissing them.
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Vertania
08/19/17 11:12:46 AM
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Not even a drunk person would go for that though.
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eston
08/19/17 11:13:15 AM
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Scorsese2002
08/19/17 11:13:54 AM
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One helluva harem
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sktgamer_13dude
08/19/17 11:14:49 AM
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__aCEr__
08/19/17 11:15:35 AM
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Ain't no party like a temperance party
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iPhone_7
08/19/17 11:21:48 AM
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They all look like they'd have Cheryl's/Carol's voice from this Archer scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDA5jVadw68

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Shotgunnova
08/19/17 11:24:19 AM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
This is why I drink.

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ChromaticAngel
08/19/17 11:24:20 AM
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brb going to get some whiskey
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D-Lo_BrownTown
08/19/17 11:25:43 AM
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LinksLiege
08/21/17 3:49:19 AM
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ItsYourFault posted...
no wonder men were shitfaced back then.

hey now

back right could get it
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pkmnlord
08/21/17 3:55:00 AM
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Funny how the most troll-like one is pointing at the sign as though we really need to know that she's all about that.
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EternalDivide
08/21/17 4:02:34 AM
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They should be thankful liquor is a thing. The only way these woman would look even halfway touchable to men is thanks to it.
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Yaridovich
08/21/17 4:03:18 AM
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Probably safe to say no lips are gonna touch theirs anyway
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fan357
08/21/17 4:10:52 AM
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My professor showed us this back in college.
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Dash_Harber
08/21/17 4:12:12 AM
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Easy solution; drink with your lips on the neck of the bottle, chugging as much booze as you can. Liquor is directly applied to your throat and you still get nookie. Win win.
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pegusus123456
08/21/17 4:16:51 AM
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IIRC, that picture is actually a joke and they're arguing against prohibition.
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weapon_d00d816
08/23/17 2:44:26 AM
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h o m e l y
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Key
08/23/17 2:44:48 AM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
This is why I drink.

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I4NRulez
08/23/17 2:47:42 AM
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iPhone_7 posted...
They all look like they'd have Cheryl's/Carol's voice from this Archer scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDA5jVadw68


This scene always cracks me up

I love that episode
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MabusIncarnate
08/23/17 2:49:13 AM
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...which lips?
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Mal_Fet
08/23/17 2:51:50 AM
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SJWs have always been with us and they've always been insufferable.
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN
08/23/17 2:55:05 AM
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So an Irish man and a mormon are in a plane.

Stewardess comes up and asks "can I get you fellas anything to drink"?

Irishman promptly replies "I'll have a whiskey" and she goes and fetches it.

She turns to the mormon and asks "and anything for you sir? The drinks in first class are free"

The mormon responds "ID RATHER BE RAPED BY 50 FILTHY WHORES THAN LET ALCOHOL TOUCH MY LIPS"

The Irishman hands back his whiskey and says "never mind, I'll have that too"
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Irony
08/23/17 2:55:35 AM
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Bottom left is a ghost
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